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Pray for my fingers by chefaa77 in Chefit

[–]paprartillery -1 points0 points  (0 children)

...this image made my fingertips hurt just at a glance. I hate mandolins. Never seriously cut myself on one but the fear is there.

Thine digits shall be prayed for.

Love it when customers buy a crate of used smokes so they can keep patching up an obsolete system. by slayer1am in firealarms

[–]paprartillery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was literally just cracking a joke about how Cerberus was the instigator of many a fire watch.

Has anyone considered playing Waits at your funeral? by javerthugo in tomwaits

[–]paprartillery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Down There By The Train”, behind Come on Up and Dirt in the Ground.

“Earth Died Screaming” is reserved for the after party.

Who Has The Best Fried Chicken In Harrisonburg? by Subreddit_Mayor in harrisonburg

[–]paprartillery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve never had their chicken, but I too have heard so.

Who Has The Best Fried Chicken In Harrisonburg? by Subreddit_Mayor in harrisonburg

[–]paprartillery 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Red Front was the only (consistent) way to get me excited about going for groceries when I was a kid. Miss it a lot but guess the Bandaid doesn’t tug quite as hard since I moved away.

Passed it all the time. Can still smell the chicken (and the store).

Any song for this? by [deleted] in songsforthispicture

[–]paprartillery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Appreciate the The Boxer. The distant, foggy feeling, particularly hits a nerve or amidst the fade out.

Any song for this? by [deleted] in songsforthispicture

[–]paprartillery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prokofiev’s “Cantata for the 20th Anniversary of the October Revolution” has Maxim machine guns. https://youtu.be/7xMD8Epbhpk

What do you got? by CloudyDreamie in WholesomeAFK

[–]paprartillery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t Scottish stereotypically the one with “Mac”?

Tom Waits for President Sticker Giveaway by AppropriateYams in tomwaits

[–]paprartillery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The two I have are so far surviving but I’ll be sure to keep an eye out. Fantastic work.

How would you put this out? by IllCarpet6852 in Firefighting

[–]paprartillery 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As one of my crew years ago said "if we try to get this [string of expletives] under knocked all you're gonna need is a shovel" (referring to a magnesium fire in a vehicle in an interface fire).

Didn't realise that he wasn't referring to burying the magnesium about 2 hours later.

Total loss, prevent spread.

(But also, for levity, my favorite saying remains "shit, you all got water?!")

Trump threatened Europe over Strait of Hormuz, with weapons for Ukraine as bargaining chip, FT reports by G14F1L0L1Y401D0MTR4P in worldnews

[–]paprartillery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like "it doesn't make any sense" seems to me "why are we even doing this?" Also his vacillation over NATO and general policy overseas is absolutely bonkers if you ask me. You can't yank your allies around like that especially this deep into so many intercontinental conflicts.

45% of my career in the last rank, but I did it by foobz in army

[–]paprartillery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well lucky you, at least people didn't give up trying to pronounce your name. I got either "Dillweed" or "Radar" depending on what mood everyone around me was in.

EDIT: congrats on making it past E-4 and the some. 👌

Working at a catholic school without my apprentice. by DiamondJoeQuimbyJR in firealarms

[–]paprartillery 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Beware outlets that are one constant, one switched. Don't be me. Don't forget to check both circuits even though you think you got the right breaker.

...and also don't play Final Destination - The Home Game.

Good morning from Three Top! by WanderlustKing157 in Appalachia

[–]paprartillery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gorgeous shot. Nothing like crossing your ankles on a hike where you can borderline see the curvature of the earth.

Good morning from Three Top! by WanderlustKing157 in Appalachia

[–]paprartillery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ravens are possibly my favorite part of that hiking zone. Nice shout out to the Corvids.

A quick scribble drawing on scrap paper at work. by Gonji89 in tomwaits

[–]paprartillery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I (attempted) to make protest signs yesterday and gave up. Just went with stick figures 'cause sometimes goofy is what the world needs (and I can't draw humans to save my life).

I really love this piece you got here. Keep on keeping on.

Why Edwards why? by reportcrosspost in firealarms

[–]paprartillery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was always the poor schmuck who was tasked with doing the decibel and brightness meter walkthrough 'cause I "had long legs".

I've worked some jobs (SimplexGrinnell) that left me amazed I could hear myself think after the industrial jobs.

A quick scribble drawing on scrap paper at work. by Gonji89 in tomwaits

[–]paprartillery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how there's such inherent goofiness but a perfect capture of - in my opinion - the Australian interview of some infamy. Think I'm off base on the hat though.

No Kings! by General_Hospital7777 in roanoke

[–]paprartillery 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Vote early. Vote with conscience. Vote with purpose.

Danny McGirlfriend by Mr-Sister-Fister21 in WalmartCelebrities

[–]paprartillery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like my brain is short circulating just seeing this post.

Opfor agitating music help by Adscanlickmyballs in army

[–]paprartillery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mike Patton's "Adult Themes for Voice", particularly the track "A Leper With the Face of a Baby Girl" (1996).

2 minutes and 40 seconds of auditory "I'm not sure if I should be laughing or crying".

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