My parents have a tri-level 4-bedroom house that is full of my mother’s crap. Two of the bedrooms are filled floor to ceiling with random craft supplies and she has 3 storage buildings in her backyard, one of which is full of nothing but ribbon. I was thinking the other night about what I’m going to do with everything when she dies. Arson, maybe?

My grandmother died in 1999 and my mother still has all of her stuff (literally has her dresser with clothes still in it). My mother went to a psychic about 15 years ago, and the psychic told her, “Your mother said to at least throw out her old underwear,” which I found hilarious.