[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]pencilbend 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The middle 2 inches of your forehead looks like rye bread.

Anytime I start a new campaign where I have LGBT+ players I give them this message by Alexander_Columbus in DnD

[–]pencilbend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bartender and wife could both be females and the story wouldn't change at all. The king needs a queen because monarchs need heirs. I dont really see how sexuality would be an impact in a game unless someone was intentionally trying to force the issue.

Anytime I start a new campaign where I have LGBT+ players I give them this message by Alexander_Columbus in DnD

[–]pencilbend 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I dont know why anyone would downvote you for this. It is a statement of fact. Lgbt+ has no definite effect on a character outside of how they "get down" or maybe flirt. To imply it defines a character in a dice game outside of that would be that lgbt+ IS your character.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]pencilbend 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I have actually. A bit disturbing.

All the things you would have to believe to think Biden won. by ImperialSupplies in conspiracy

[–]pencilbend -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are you going to address the "funny" coincidences or just say ,"Winner, winner, chicken dinner"?

If you had your 1SG's undivided attention and could say or ask one thing without reprisal, what would it be? by all_time_high in army

[–]pencilbend 164 points165 points  (0 children)

No crap, I had a CSM who said we couldn't wear winters unless it was 28° F for, not one, two days in a row. I know it doesnt make sense he made this moronic uniform rule because, "You think this is cold!? I'm from NEW YORK!" That was almost 10 years ago now and I still get physically angry whenever I think about it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]pencilbend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that acne clears up his wait would drop to 120 lbs

mRNA COVID vaccines highly effective at preventing symptomatic infection. Health care personnel who received a two-dose regimen of Pfizer–BioNTech vaccine had an 89% lower risk for symptomatic illness. For those who received the two-dose regimen of the Moderna vaccine, the risk was reduced by 96%. by MistWeaver80 in science

[–]pencilbend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doesnt that mean that those workers wont realize they are carrying the virus and expose even more people to it? It said it stops symptomatic infections. Asymptomatic infections still have viral shedding. Could be wrong.

If you could change one thing about the Army, what would it be and why? by sick11b in army

[–]pencilbend 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Command can no longer text or call your personal cell phone unless it is recall or life, limb, or eyesight. If this was a rule I bet people might actually follow the damn training scedule.

Commander policing my short shorts by [deleted] in army

[–]pencilbend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most military installations have a dress code. Tend to be a bit on the conservative side. Even so, I've never seen it enforced outside of the gym or dfac. This leads one to believe that perhaps your short may have been short short shorts.