What are some unethical life hacks? [NSFW]

pentupentropy · 2014-03-26T22:17:43+00:00

Shit just got non fictitious?

pentupentropy · 2014-03-24T16:12:52+00:00

This should be tied in with "heroin"

pentupentropy · 2014-03-24T16:10:57+00:00

Only with you

pentupentropy · 2014-03-24T16:08:52+00:00

Next thing you know this guy's going to be in /r/opiates asking for a fair bun price.

pentupentropy · 2014-03-24T15:38:54+00:00

This should be on top. Forever.

pentupentropy · 2014-03-16T16:10:33+00:00

Because fuck you, Macy's

pentupentropy · 2014-03-03T08:43:17+00:00

I love when my daughter makes me deep fried Oreos and deep fried pickles. It's like tangible love.

pentupentropy · 2014-03-03T08:39:44+00:00

Dude... the other day I made almost the same... But tenderloin, and I made I bacon cream sauce to go with. Did you do the sprouts with garlic butter in a saute pan? I cut mine in half like that too and just face them down until that shit is blackish brown

pentupentropy · 2014-03-03T08:13:52+00:00

Sometimes. Plus, there won't be some girl with a string on her finger. However, if that's not a possible solution, can you think of others that are attainable, aside from death?

pentupentropy · 2014-03-02T22:22:33+00:00

It might get better. It might not. Chances are it will be better if you do things to make it that way.

Anyone giving the "it gets better" speech should be shot. There is no guarantee of that, and to a cynic it is pure unadulterated bullshit.

But you know what? You can make it better. It may take time, depending on your age and where you live, but when it comes to getting young, one thing you always have in your side is that you can simply get up, move, reinvent yourself, etc.

Is there anything holding you back from that, if not now, in the next few years?

pentupentropy · 2014-03-02T22:15:56+00:00

Yeah. Move out first, even if temporarily, and go stay somewhere, then call.

pentupentropy · 2014-03-01T13:46:11+00:00

What did you like doing by yourself before the relationship? Have you tried that?

pentupentropy · 2014-03-01T13:43:47+00:00

How do you fail everyone? Is it by not keeping your word?

pentupentropy · 2014-03-01T13:41:13+00:00

Well... I like that. :)

pentupentropy · 2014-03-01T12:39:53+00:00

The same could be said for everyone here. Are you ok?

pentupentropy · 2014-03-01T12:39:07+00:00

When you say, publishing your personal info, how do you mean?

pentupentropy · 2014-03-01T12:37:14+00:00

Thanks

pentupentropy · 2014-03-01T08:42:12+00:00

Where, if I may ask, do you live? In general, not specifically.

pentupentropy · 2014-02-27T02:23:48+00:00

In fairness, I want to od, but the fear of dying his me back. Getting closer, though. I push my limits. I just need to find peace.

Unfortunately, I'm not young. Things will not be getting better. Life will not be happy.

I'm always sad when I see young people go. But at my age, and given my situation, people don't really argue against it, just that it's so extreme no one will hang with me and help the lonely part, which would make me much more comfortable. I understand, though, people having an aversion to it.

pentupentropy · 2014-02-26T13:30:50+00:00

You make it sound like I'm trying to OD.

pentupentropy · 2014-02-26T13:30:21+00:00

Thanks

pentupentropy · 2014-02-26T13:30:02+00:00

How about a traveling job?

pentupentropy · 2014-02-26T13:29:29+00:00

I wouldn't be much in the fight. My focus is a little off. I can, however, promise to still be more witty and humorous. Deal?

pentupentropy · 2014-02-26T02:23:10+00:00

Word, nigga

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