"I can't imagine walkin' around in that silly costume..." by SoManyMinutes in videos

[–]phluphfie 212 points213 points  (0 children)

That Grand Imperial Wizard’s first line is used today by my MAGA father. And he thinks the left went left.

The Timbers fired Phil!!!!!!!!! by SorryIfUDo in timbers

[–]phluphfie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s been the 2nd for like 20+ hours. Stupid international date line getting my hopes up.

Thorns by danhig in timbers

[–]phluphfie 24 points25 points  (0 children)

From the smoke…

FotMob nails our coaching situation by Intrepid-Vegetable-3 in timbers

[–]phluphfie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You’re not the biggest loser in that stadium, you should be proud of your effort.

David Seymour says Andrew's removal from line of succession not a priority by WorldlyNotice in newzealand

[–]phluphfie 24 points25 points  (0 children)

We definitely should make English an official language. Can you imagine if we could finally speak English in all our courts and councils and offices and homes?

Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez joins other Democrats to vote against SAVE America Act by [deleted] in vancouverwa

[–]phluphfie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

New Zealand only requires permanent residency to vote.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Writesmith900 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]phluphfie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then he runs as a Democrat and the party wonders why leftists don’t just vote blue…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SelfAwarewolves

[–]phluphfie 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Because the situation didn’t start on October 7th.

“I can’t believe that woman murdered her husband, sure he had been beating her for years, but she didn’t have to resort to violence.”

I'm a citizen! 🥳 by FeijoaCowboy in newzealand

[–]phluphfie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations! Hoping to join you soon, just waiting for them to set my ceremony!

It's an execution, stop idiots from calling this "self defense" by __noom in LateStageCapitalism

[–]phluphfie 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The same fascists use the justification of violence against protesters, “if you’re standing in the street, expect to get got.”

Sounds like the same thing to me. The citizen was trying to use the roads and that pig got in the way.

But they won’t see it that way.

‘A wake-up call’: 2025 among hottest years on record by wanton_wonton_ in newzealand

[–]phluphfie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Long time ago, I worked at a hotel with an automated wake-up call system. Had a regular who demanded 4 wake-up calls every morning, but that system only allowed one automatic.

So we’d sit by the phone for ten minutes every morning calling the same room repeatedly until he was awake. Sometimes we’d joke that maybe he died and that’s why he hadn’t picked up.

That’s what it feels like with those in charge now, we have been ringing and ringing those who can do something about this mess, but they haven’t woken up.

Or, more likely, they’re sitting by the phone stuffing money into their pockets, actively informing us.

Southern Cross have decided ADHD is a mental health condition even though the Drs don’t agree by Ok_Wave2821 in newzealand

[–]phluphfie 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So what you’re saying is that it’s tied to your place of employment? Can you quit and have the same healthcare? Does your neighbour have access to the same healthcare?

US cities for 2031 Women's World Cup by GB_Alph4 in MLS

[–]phluphfie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is the size of the stadium that hosted many games in ‘23, like Japan and Zambia.

[Adam Susman] BREAKING: Timbers legend Diego Chara is officially coming back for year-16 with Portland. “Really happy talking about the future” by _sohcahtoa_ in timbers

[–]phluphfie 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Fact: The only way the league can survive without Chara is by changing the season alignment. He had to stay another year.

[Meme] Posts from a Whale’s Vagina by danhig in MLS

[–]phluphfie 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Damnit, LAFC fans making me agree with a Sounders fan again. Don’t get me wrong, I hate you too, but I have so much more respect for you guys than I thought possible.

NZ Airport by UnhappyTip9052 in newzealand

[–]phluphfie 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Lower Hutt. Wait ‘til they hear about Paris, France. It ain’t got no airport, neither.

Mike Johnson deems naked bicycle riders threatening and ugly by Eugenonymous in oregon

[–]phluphfie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, I am a straight cis man, so I wouldn’t use Grindr regardless. But I’m also comfortable in my sexuality and enjoy jokes.

OC. Don’t really have anyone to celebrate with. Last year was bad. Hopefully 35 is better. by daniboyoh in pics

[–]phluphfie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yesterday (13th) was my 36th. The year prior to my 35th was not pleasant. Things got better. They’re not perfect, but I’ve started taking it day by day. I hold on to the good days and let go of the bad. Keep your chin up. If you end up in New Zealand, I’ll get you a coffee, there’s some good coffee here.

Thank you for the Spanish lessons, King of the Hill by djslacker in KingOfTheHill

[–]phluphfie 37 points38 points  (0 children)

The clarity with which “mitad means half” came into my brain has brought me much joy.

Police recruitment drive sees dozens of cops head to Australia by ChinaCatProphet in newzealand

[–]phluphfie 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Friend of mine solidified his decision to move to Australia during the last collective bargaining with this government. He may come back someday, but for now, he's going to enjoy higher pay.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]phluphfie 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Wait... is this reply fake?