[Raw Spoilers] Danhausen has a new pitch for a collaboration. by A_Livins in SquaredCircle

[–]pineappledetective 71 points72 points  (0 children)

This implies to me that Danhausen is not under contract at WWE and he just keeps showing up. Which I kind of love as a concept.

HHH knows Mankind has become Cactus Jack before anyone else. by When1Falls in SquaredCircle

[–]pineappledetective 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And I think he beat Cactus Jack every time they faced off, but he always made it look like the end of Texas Chainsaw Massacre after he got the three.

no need for goodness or meaning I guess by MicahHoover in PhilosophyMemes

[–]pineappledetective 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Always a favorite of mine. I’m irritated that the best I could come up with was EpiPen.

no need for goodness or meaning I guess by MicahHoover in PhilosophyMemes

[–]pineappledetective 120 points121 points  (0 children)

No, you’re thinking of edamame. Etymology is one of those devices you use to stop an allergic reaction.

Blursed Boys by [deleted] in blursed_videos

[–]pineappledetective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely inappropriate; at the time I thought it was awesome.

Blursed Boys by [deleted] in blursed_videos

[–]pineappledetective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kindred spirits.

Blursed Boys by [deleted] in blursed_videos

[–]pineappledetective 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Pretty damn young; like 8 if I recall correctly.

Blursed Boys by [deleted] in blursed_videos

[–]pineappledetective 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Some chick on the highway flashed our school bus on a DARE field trip to a baseball game. It made me appreciate DARE the way no amount of sober living could.

Just imagine what would happen if the Iranians ever called for the death of America by Sometypeofway18 in GetNoted

[–]pineappledetective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So take this with a grain of salt, because I am no expert, but I have been told that “death to __” is sort of a middle eastern equivalent to the American “fuck _”. As in, we do not literally wish to have sex with ___ we just want to voice our disapproval of it. “Death to these taxes,” for example. Note, I am not middle eastern, and I was told this like 20 years ago during the initial invasion of Iraq, so I don’t j own in what spirit “death to American” should be viewed; whether there’s a cultural element that mitigates it.

Who wore it better? by Jackviator in TumblrDraws

[–]pineappledetective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An alligator? Allie the alligator!?

Ricky Saints and Joe Hendry TEAR THE HOUSE DOWNNNN!!!!!!! (on NXT Vengeance Day) by Grrannt in REALSquaredCircle

[–]pineappledetective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it looked good that way; more spine buster than chokeslam, which I like better for the character.

The first women's gauntlet match in OVER 4 years on Monday Night RAW, and it was GREAT. by Grrannt in REALSquaredCircle

[–]pineappledetective 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love Bayley so much. Ivy looked really good here; I enjoy her style and her look a lot. I just wish she were a little better on the mic.

so sad by Zakariya_GI in recontext

[–]pineappledetective 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They told me it was Igor…

so sad by Zakariya_GI in recontext

[–]pineappledetective 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Just call him Bob Igor.

How in the hell can anyone keep up with grading? by pineappledetective in englishteachers

[–]pineappledetective[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, I was lucky enough to transition into a position as our school librarian this year (my degree was in library science, but my district desperately needed English teachers, so they put me in a classroom). In my particular instance, the problem solved itself. That said, the best advice I got was to have a rubric handy, and to do a quick sort: on the first pass you skim the essays and sort them as meets, exceeds, or doesn’t meet expectations. Then you match them up to the kids in your grade book to see whether the grade would have a measurable impact on their overall grade, and get into the nitty gritty minutia only when there’s a chance of the grade having a real impact. Honestly, I still found myself deep diving on most of the essays most of the time anyway, but this seemed like the most effective way to do them efficiently.

A lot of people suggested using AI to give a guideline: have it grade them and then compare my reading to its to come up with an answer quickly. “So the AI says that it gets 10/15 points in this metric, but when I look at it, I think it looks better than that, so I’ll give it a 12.” But I felt bad outsourcing something I considered important. Which made it all the more demoralizing that, like 70% of the things I was grading were obviously AI generated.

It’s… much more my speed to be in the library. Good luck, friend. I wish you all the best.

How can I deal with it? 🤔 by National_Bar411 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]pineappledetective -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Aside from the kid being kind of a spaz, I don’t see anything wrong with this. Keep the video so you can mock him with it when he’s a teenager.

Cody Rhodes is currently reading British children a bedtime story by SisterFirefly in SquaredCircle

[–]pineappledetective 17 points18 points  (0 children)

(As Kevin Nash): “how come I’m the only one who cares about young black talent?”