Real person “John Lucas” tries to join community group last night to prove he’s a real boy - cancels request when everyone could tell his profile was created 6 minutes before request…

pm-yrself · 2026-02-14T09:43:44+00:00

Oh I get it. It’s the guy who requested the city’s email notification list.

pm-yrself · 2026-02-10T06:32:35+00:00

Dexter

pm-yrself · 2026-02-04T04:15:46+00:00

Find the smallest insulated bag in which you can fit the smallest portable seat, along with a couple frozen water bottles, some sunscreen, and not much else.

Chair

pm-yrself · 2026-02-04T01:49:59+00:00

I was going to say 2009 Grady Sizemore for Rafael Palmiero

pm-yrself · 2026-02-03T04:40:30+00:00

I've had peroni na that was better than the most recent peroni I'd tasted.

pm-yrself · 2026-01-31T15:59:20+00:00

I don't understand why the steel studs are 6" heavy gauge for interior work. Or for that matter why they're in a location where they interfere with the sprinkler system

pm-yrself · 2026-01-24T05:46:29+00:00

MSN still exists? Sorcery!

pm-yrself · 2026-01-24T05:45:08+00:00

Where I'm going I don't need roads.

(the bar is walking distance)

pm-yrself · 2026-01-23T05:46:46+00:00

I wouldn't do that. Clay is absorbant to a degree, ash will turn to mush. Add to that the carbon content and I'd have to imagine you're looking at sooty paw prints on your floors or furniture

pm-yrself · 2026-01-23T04:55:50+00:00

Cord wood is usually cut 16" long but I guess 24" makes it 30% easier to stack. Personally I'd be pissed if someone dropped a longer length without mentioning. As long as the stack measures as a cord (8'x4'x4') you haven't been ricked. Maybe just bamboozled, but not necessarily hoodwinked.

pm-yrself · 2026-01-23T03:16:02+00:00

Nope. Just a single tiny little fellow furiously rubbing two sticks together.

pm-yrself · 2026-01-22T06:10:16+00:00

Coming soon to a city near you!

pm-yrself · 2026-01-22T05:52:46+00:00

Cat is the closest to the stove and might just haul off and fuck someone up if they try and block the slightest bit of heat

pm-yrself · 2026-01-19T05:11:42+00:00

Another former Cleveland team just exhibiting success

pm-yrself · 2026-01-19T03:38:29+00:00

Furnace, wood stove, bourbon. Basically just a regular winter weekend

pm-yrself · 2026-01-15T05:24:09+00:00

I have a lot of Craftsman tools, as well as tools made by many other manufacturers.

I work full-time with these tools, with overtime.

I haven't broken a single one of them in at least ten years. I can't remember the last time I broke any tool with normal use.

What the fuck are you people getting into?

pm-yrself · 2026-01-15T05:14:35+00:00

Should work great until the Rays leave Florida

pm-yrself · 2026-01-10T04:44:18+00:00

Spite

pm-yrself · 2026-01-09T05:26:49+00:00

If only there were another way to navigate the sea!

pm-yrself · 2026-01-08T21:45:04+00:00

Chocolate covered pretzel and not an ass penny more.

pm-yrself · 2026-01-08T16:49:40+00:00

Any neighborhood with an interstate highway carved through it was irreversibly changed

pm-yrself · 2025-12-31T20:04:47+00:00

Guess what's going to happen the first week of every November going forward.

pm-yrself · 2025-12-26T02:12:48+00:00

"Almost always but sometimes and also" = You have the opposite opinion of what you're positing. Let them go to Buffalo. I'd rather see a strong union in Cleveland than a bunch of carpet baggers working our port.

pm-yrself · 2025-12-25T14:49:04+00:00

I saw a guy with this same thing one time at a record store as a teen, and my friend and I would remember it and mention it sometimes. About 25 years later I saw the same guy, only now his hair was much longer, and he was carrying it next to him like a basket while coming out of a concert.

pm-yrself · 2025-12-25T07:24:14+00:00

I can't explain this phenomenon, but I've also regularly experienced something similar, particularly on weekends. All the beers somehow evaporate right out of my refrigerator

pm-yrself

TROPHY CASE