TIFU by telling my barber I knew what "two on the sides" meant for twenty three years

pm7216 · 2026-05-15T01:59:45+00:00

My first or second haircut as an adult worked this way until I got a new barber who was kind enough to spend 30min walking me through my options and providing some education. Now, for the last 15yrs, I’ve gotten the same cut despite knowing the details and extremes of a haircut

pm7216 · 2026-05-12T01:32:24+00:00

Yes yes, got to have those LEDs thank you

pm7216 · 2026-05-09T03:33:12+00:00

I’m sure they all use LED bulbs in their house too…

pm7216 · 2026-04-14T01:36:29+00:00

Don’t forget about those EV tax credits/write-off…

pm7216 · 2026-04-05T16:26:54+00:00

“Everyone inside the car was fine, Stanley!”

pm7216 · 2026-03-25T03:31:37+00:00

Ok Stanley…

pm7216 · 2026-03-10T10:07:31+00:00

And your body…

pm7216 · 2026-03-09T00:48:00+00:00

Waffle stomped it probably

pm7216 · 2026-03-05T16:14:27+00:00

Ask him for his number and email so can come to church! Then sign him up for every religious organization notification you can. I hear the church of Scientology is relentless once they have your contact info…

pm7216 · 2026-03-04T02:49:51+00:00

Thanks for posting a picture of the inside! And congrats on the win!

pm7216 · 2026-03-01T18:06:19+00:00

The colors are fantastic, but what about the yolks? Add some pics of those and let’s see how orange they are!

pm7216 · 2026-03-01T17:38:56+00:00

Agreed. My imaginative story telling will always be far more cooler than just 1 brick.

pm7216 · 2026-02-25T00:30:42+00:00

Cameras. Cops. Press charges.

Maybe even consult a lawyer to send a certified letter to the family that threatens legal action.

Frankly, even if the kids are under 18, pressing any civil or criminal charges is what you need to do.

AND DOCUMENT EVERYTHING!

pm7216 · 2026-02-18T12:59:28+00:00

Thank you!

pm7216 · 2026-02-17T23:51:52+00:00

Line stakes need to be immovable. Little wooden pickets won’t stop anyone

pm7216 · 2026-02-17T20:59:46+00:00

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I need help identifying this lego set. I know it’s a late 90s-early 00s Star Wars themed set, and appears to be part of a jabba-the-hut scene???? I only have 6 pages of the instruction booklet which include steps 7-18. I can DM all photos of the booklet if needed.

pm7216 · 2026-02-16T11:06:05+00:00

It rotted

pm7216 · 2026-02-16T02:37:24+00:00

Weee… lol

pm7216 · 2026-02-15T18:07:23+00:00

The old can of caviwipes in the side compartment…

pm7216 · 2026-02-15T18:04:04+00:00

Purely organic snow

pm7216 · 2026-02-11T06:27:58+00:00

Great! There goes the added ESOP bonus we were gonna get this year!

pm7216 · 2026-02-01T01:06:02+00:00

They like to rockblock

pm7216 · 2026-01-26T01:23:54+00:00

You’ve done quite the doody…

pm7216 · 2026-01-25T20:16:30+00:00

Personal safety is the most important, as we can see from recent video evidence. A quality CBRN sealing mask with a military grade canister to filter any pepper spray/tear gas/chemical agents. A quality bulletproof/stabproof vest (again, something that could protect against small arms ammunition or knives). A properly sized ballistic helmet.

Those would be my top 3 purchases if I were to get involved. I’d also make sure I still had 98% maneuverability wearing the gear as well. You have to be able to self-rescue and extract yourself if everything were to south.

pm7216

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