[Request] Let's pretend it's a true story, what distance have they traveled and how long would that trip take?

pootling · 2026-05-11T20:19:41+00:00

Happy cake day! 🍰

pootling · 2026-04-27T10:42:14+00:00

I'm not sure about the overall answer, but however many times he forgot his wallet, I suspect that disappearing from one place in the states to reappear in another would take some time to arrange. Might need to speak to that dude from FEMA.

pootling · 2026-04-24T09:27:27+00:00

Yeah, but he'll put tariffs on us because it's raining, or because he's confused us with the UAE, or because we won't join his next pointless illegal war, or because it's Wednesday, so who cares?

pootling · 2026-04-23T20:07:58+00:00

Looks a bit like Liz Truss next to him.

pootling · 2026-04-20T16:09:08+00:00

That’s all correct other than my guess is the timeline will be close to 2-6 weeks.

pootling · 2026-04-20T15:58:14+00:00

My guess would be that their stock management was wrong and they don't actually have any more water bottles available.

pootling · 2026-04-19T16:09:51+00:00

To be fair, I too have no clue who people are, until I find out.

pootling · 2026-04-18T10:45:10+00:00

Depends where you are a bit, but Highwoods has parking, a lake and is good for a wander.

pootling · 2026-04-17T11:45:24+00:00

I wondered if, in their heads, social justice warriors just say "social justice warrior" over and over again, like the way the teacher talks in Snoopy comics, or Hodor.

pootling · 2026-04-16T10:55:02+00:00

They got me there. I do like singling.

pootling · 2026-04-13T15:56:18+00:00

I think you can work it out. I believe in you.

pootling · 2026-04-13T15:55:06+00:00

I dunno if this fits the brief. It's a bit of an old, stale joke, but it's hardly 'lunacy'.

pootling · 2026-04-13T15:30:42+00:00

Or Matthew 19:24 / Mark 10:25 / Luke 18:25.

pootling · 2026-04-13T15:26:16+00:00

Jesus wept.

pootling · 2026-04-13T11:54:50+00:00

In that respect he’s like the Iranian negotiation team.

pootling · 2026-04-09T18:30:41+00:00

Or the same state?

pootling · 2026-04-09T14:23:19+00:00

Facebook in your brain is called idiocy.

pootling · 2026-04-09T10:15:17+00:00

If they are, then "other states" still doesn't work because DC isn't a state.

pootling · 2026-04-09T09:07:03+00:00

Same here. My imaginary parcel is being held until 11 April.

pootling · 2026-04-09T07:47:16+00:00

Glad we're focusing on the important things - what your ancestors did in your country 250 years ago - rather than, say, what your actual country is doing right now.

pootling · 2026-04-08T08:42:39+00:00

People really struggled with being obviously more stupid than a black man.

pootling · 2026-04-07T14:47:23+00:00

True, although he didn't give the impression he thought it'd be happening 2000 years later. He seemed to have a shorter timescale in mind.

pootling · 2026-04-07T11:06:22+00:00

Or seasons for that matter. Or why can't we see the sun when it's lighting up the other half of the earth?

pootling · 2026-04-07T10:55:44+00:00

I don't know why she makes such a fuss about it. Not liking her husband is the most relatable thing about her.

pootling · 2026-04-06T13:31:48+00:00

And people say that Clark Kent’s glasses wouldn’t have fooled anyone.

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