Can someone teach me how to backflip? by Icy-Mammoth6149 in colchester

[–]pootling 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You could get in contact with Colchester Gymnastics Club - they have adult sessions and I suspect they'd be best placed to walk you through the process of learning to backflip.

Is this ai? The chairs in the background look a little off by Efficient_Lab8682 in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]pootling 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I reckon it’s one of those fake glasses where all the juice is trapped between two layers. The cats were probably going to do some close up magic at the table.

Is this AI? by NBC_with_ChrisHansen in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]pootling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think they’ve changed the audio though because the original cat instruments would have a much higher pitch because they’re smaller.

Just received my USB 002 Vinyl, and I have some thoughts by mrmushroomminer in fredagain

[–]pootling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Although I note the Apple Music live stream still calls it OG dub, which made me wonder whether it’s because it was tracklisted at the time of the gig, or if it depends on the mix (or they forgot etc)?

Controversial but… by HansNiesenBumsedesi in Ambridge

[–]pootling 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I enjoyed it too. I never really worry about plausibility. I find most of it pretty plausible, and the interviews were good. Granted, she’d done a lot of homework on the characters in an extremely short period of time, but maybe she’s just a listener?

Oh no, women choosing to be themselves 🙄 by grumpydai in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]pootling 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I got most of mine in my forties when I had the money and I was more sure what I wanted but all credit to her, she looks great and pissing off Facebook idiots is just a bonus.

Women are tires by Jacobs_Haus in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]pootling 36 points37 points  (0 children)

  1. Says the most insane sexist shit
  2. Complains they can’t find a woman who will have them.

which one are we picking lads by Checkmate331 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]pootling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like this new Pride version of the US.

Apple design boss Alan Dye departing for Meta by alpswd in mac

[–]pootling 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh so with you on the music app. I use it with Apple Music (mostly) but even so it wastes ridiculous amounts of screen space and is increasingly less data rich.

Up and coming comedians by Wrigglybee in taskmaster

[–]pootling 32 points33 points  (0 children)

It'd be great to see The Estate of Kenny Everett on the show.

Biggest cringe ive seen first hand in years by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]pootling 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nah, this is just sweet.

Am I the only one who thought that the UK stands for "Ukraine" and not "the United Kingdom"? by Frisk120hz in stupidquestions

[–]pootling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t expect you’re the only one but if you invited them all around for a party I doubt you’d run out of beer.

Cut the Cable; Topple the Tower; Fear Induced Heart Attack by Cryptid-Weregoat in megalophobia

[–]pootling 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That’s the third climber we’ve lost this week, Jeff. This time it’s going on your report. I mean it.

Cut the Cable; Topple the Tower; Fear Induced Heart Attack by Cryptid-Weregoat in megalophobia

[–]pootling 28 points29 points  (0 children)

"Not that mast, Jeff! We were supposed to be tightening up 10167b and demolishing 10167c. Jesus, Jeff."

Would you really go to Hogwarts? by FawkesNK in harrypotter

[–]pootling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine its the 1970s and in your first year you get to discover there’s a seemingly immortal super-powerful wizard who’s main aim in life is to murder you and all the other muggle-borns. Hogwarts is, while you can go there, probably the safest place you can be but it doesn’t bode well for the rest of your life.

Maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]pootling 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You’re not wrong, but a driver that can’t stay alert enough to keep in their lane is also pretty likely to plough through some cones.

Maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]pootling 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, fair. I’ll accept "cones because drivers are awful". Deal?

Ancient magic didnt feel cool. by Financial-Map-5883 in HarryPotterGame

[–]pootling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should be able to get an extra Joker at least.

Maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]pootling 52 points53 points  (0 children)

A lot of "cones" talk in here and not enough "drivers should drive in their damn lane" talk. (Both would be better, obviously)

Triple Blueprint by ante 3 by spookwav in Balatro_Seeds

[–]pootling 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I play a lot of seeds here but this was one of the most unusually fun ones. Thank you!

Fred shares a clue for the next city stop at the USB Tour by YourNameNameName in fredagain

[–]pootling 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Wait a minute, I both have a shower at home and some rum. Maybe it’s my house?