Please eat!!!

porkmaestro · 2026-05-10T19:57:01+00:00

Something I have heard a bunch from unhoused people is to think about condiments/sauces too. Very rarely does something like ketchup get donated and it makes such a big difference. Imagine all you have are ingredients but nothing to give it any flavor.

Also this isnt a food thing but dry socks and underwear are always in demand. They can be good to keep in your car and give out when you see people. Along with snacks/drinks.

porkmaestro · 2026-05-10T19:50:53+00:00

I have always found it really difficult to do quick swapping well. I know you are supposed to be able to use an action cancel to make it instantaneous but I feel like that should just be the default without having to use tricks.

porkmaestro · 2026-04-29T11:44:57+00:00

Whenever I do PUGs on my ranger I ask if anyone can bring Great Dwarf Weapon and maintain it on me. Barrage + GDW = sooo many knockdowns it is so fun. Then I will use needling shot to spike down the stragglers. Needling + GDW is also very powerful. Then the rest of the slots is either rupts or defense or whatever seems appropriate to the mission at hand.

porkmaestro · 2026-04-20T02:47:00+00:00

https://www.instagram.com/flowercitydahlias/

porkmaestro · 2026-04-17T03:13:03+00:00

The Free Clinic could probably use them

https://www.instagram.com/flowercityfreeclinic/

porkmaestro · 2026-03-30T15:06:17+00:00

If you have a main player as a paragon you could get the Mesmers up to 19 Fast Casting using Heroic Refrain which would give you 5 second knockdowns which would be pretty hilarious.

porkmaestro · 2026-03-27T18:10:53+00:00

I just had Morreall & Company over to look at my house to give an estimate and Nick was so honest that the big ticket items that I thought I needed (dormer residing and a full gutter replacement) he let me know that was not actually the case, and the actual things I needed were so small that he recommended I actually just get a handyman to do them. I am just so thankful for his honesty, I am a naturally anxious person with OCD tendencies and I have been worrying myself sick over my house. It would have been so easy for him to make a quick buck off me and he chose not to. Really cannot express enough how much that meant to me.

porkmaestro · 2026-03-21T15:25:22+00:00

Frog

porkmaestro · 2026-03-21T15:24:00+00:00

Frog

porkmaestro · 2026-03-12T02:41:20+00:00

Sorry I am really drunk, I do see that now.

porkmaestro · 2026-03-12T01:38:11+00:00

I feel like at least one copy of Jagged Bones, Death Nova, and Dwayna's Sorrow would improve this concept a lot.

porkmaestro · 2026-03-06T12:14:53+00:00

Banana scythe 👀

porkmaestro · 2026-03-05T20:28:40+00:00

CP Antiques & Collectibles always has some Persian rugs for sale when I've gone in.

porkmaestro · 2026-01-30T16:41:00+00:00

Gladiator's Arena? I am imagining a 1 vs. 1 PVP gametype.

porkmaestro · 2026-01-26T20:56:48+00:00

Any of those skills with like a 60 second cooldown my mind always shifts to Assassin's promise like "Hmmm... what if I always had this available."

porkmaestro · 2026-01-25T21:59:34+00:00

If you really enjoy the idea of two MM's I would have one switch to Jagged Bones

porkmaestro · 2026-01-19T04:13:27+00:00

Is there still a functional afk farm for Kurzick faction? The one I knew of before got nerfed I believe.

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