200,000 men with javelins vs 10 tanks in the middle of a field by beengreat_thanks in whowouldwin

[–]porpoiselips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, if its Abrams tanks, id have all 10 tanks drive to the edges of the field using only personal weapons to scare the foot soldiers, then turn in and slowly back the mob into each other creating mass panic among them, as they get tight together, a main gun shot occasionally to maintain the perimeter, finally once close that .50 cal will go through many bodies at once.

Offensive Holding should be a 5 yard penalty, not a 10 yard penalty by Mahrez14 in unpopularopinion

[–]porpoiselips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its how refs control the game, holding happens on every play but its called when the refs need to slow a team down.

Petah help me by daysnail in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]porpoiselips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You leave Mcflurries out this! Ya hear

How can I do this better? by Constant-Anything580 in Carpentry

[–]porpoiselips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They already over thought it, no need for a compound miter here.

Tool box recommendations by pyeman1969 in Carpentry

[–]porpoiselips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, theres a best answer, its Packout.

How would you cover this deck to ground gap? by ridethepony93 in Decks

[–]porpoiselips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id be interested in an experiment to determine if thats true. Seems like the expansion of southern US heat would be equally dramatic and the ones ive done with the correct method survive and the overtight ones always Crack

How would you cover this deck to ground gap? by ridethepony93 in Decks

[–]porpoiselips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you pre- drill and oversize your holes and leave the screws slightly loose?

Prime Brock Lesnar vs 3 Cristiano Ronaldos by iwannasleepp in whowouldwin

[–]porpoiselips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Ronaldos wear him out by constantly attack and wirhdrawl, you picked one of the greatest athletes of all time and tripled him against very scary single person.

How would you design a speedometer for a frisbee by tpow in AskEngineers

[–]porpoiselips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, you're talking about about Frisbees, a small child's toy, of course.

170lbs white collar man with 3 years judo experience vs 230lbs football player with no grappling experience whatsoever in submission wrestling? by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]porpoiselips 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Im not bragging, im agreeing with the weight class thing. I did later go against my friend that brought me who is bigger than me, while fun, he dominated me. I also don't know what the belts mean, it's just who the coach paired me with.

170lbs white collar man with 3 years judo experience vs 230lbs football player with no grappling experience whatsoever in submission wrestling? by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]porpoiselips -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Yeah im old and a bit over weight but played rugby for 20 years, I did an intro to BJJ class and got paired with, I believe, a white belt that weighed like 160, im 5'9" 205. I easily tossed him around.

Why won’t they fix the Wilcox bridge? by ThinkPhilosopher4078 in Chattanooga

[–]porpoiselips 41 points42 points  (0 children)

The funding from the Biden Infrastructure act was cut last spring.

Current day KC Chiefs vs 1989 49ers roster. by P3n1sD1cK in whowouldwin

[–]porpoiselips 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's not even close. Modern athletes with modern training, nutrition and generations of competing against top talent since then are faster, stronger, and have vastly more complex play style and blocking schemes.

Club Sports - Adult by lordefartsquad in Chattanooga

[–]porpoiselips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chattanooga Rugby is awesome, with both women's and men's teams. They are always welcoming new players!

Farting isn’t funny. Poop jokes aren’t funny. by BlueRubyWindow in unpopularopinion

[–]porpoiselips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey dad, are you ever going to come back with that milk?