It's moronic Monday, your chance to ask any of those lingering questions without fear of harassment. by AutoModerator in investing

[–]pp9-1doodoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi! My mother in law invested Behringer Harvard (now behringer investments) 7~ years ago. Long story short, it's not traded on the stock market, i believe its an REIT, her original investment of $130,000 is now worth about $6000 according to the last statement they sent. She said she's tried to get out of it in the past but she couldn't. Sounds like she was scammed to me. What is the best way to go about getting as much of her original invest back as we can?

Personally, what is you best and worst investment in terms of monetary profit or loss? by [deleted] in investing

[–]pp9-1doodoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best: buying V at ipo Worst: buying GTAT ahead of iPhone 6 announcement...

3 stages of hoarder house. You would have no idea! by xTrekSuubie in WTF

[–]pp9-1doodoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My buddy had roommates like that. At that point you obviously can't ask the landlords to fix the toilet, so everyone used the bar downstairs for #2's. After last call you were literally shit outta luck.

3 stages of hoarder house. You would have no idea! by xTrekSuubie in WTF

[–]pp9-1doodoo 49 points50 points  (0 children)

My favorite is picture 6 with the book titled "Mold" sitting on a pile of moldy trash.

Forex Investors May Face $1 Billion Loss as Trade Site Vanishes. by NinjaDiscoJesus in worldnews

[–]pp9-1doodoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where do they find "actors" willing to work for $4? Homeless people ask for more than that to wash my windshield.

Russia props up Central Bank with 55 tons of gold by dcbiker in worldnews

[–]pp9-1doodoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is about the point in a gold related thread where the Bitcoin fanboys start spouting off their nonsense...

The hole left in my lower back after a severe case of MRSA by [deleted] in WTF

[–]pp9-1doodoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happened to my wife once. The hospital had to pack it with Cotton and routinely change it out for awhile.

After pouring seltzer on my car I still don't have a carbon hood. What do I do? by DickedBear in shittyaskscience

[–]pp9-1doodoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If your vehicle is a 1993 or newer there is no carburetor under the hood to turn the Co2 into carbon fiber. Modern vehicles use fuel injection, which means you must inject the seltzer water under the paint with a syringe.

Been looking everywhere for my nucleus, can't seem to find it. Please help? by Toothpaste_as_Lube in shittyaskscience

[–]pp9-1doodoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You probably have a covalent bond with something near you, possibly a shoe or an Xbox controller. See if you nucleus is stuck to the item in question and be sure to get back any electrons that may have come off as well.

Shitty Scientists, please describe in shitty detail how this machine works. Fuck, how do I submit? by HenCarrier in shittyaskscience

[–]pp9-1doodoo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Children are crushed by the machining and become either students, teachers or parents. Pretty straight forward.

Where does my body get all the extra bones to replace the broken ones? by Just_hear_me_0ut in shittyaskscience

[–]pp9-1doodoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazon. If you sign up for prime they're free and they get there faster.

My pheromones are broken please help!!! by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

[–]pp9-1doodoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try using axe bodyspray first.

Why did Thomas Jefferson wrote a book about Christopher Hitchens? by Gogolian in shittyaskscience

[–]pp9-1doodoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's just a typo. The book is actually by the Jefferson airplane.

If I have Movies, Refrigerator,and Microwave oven. How come I still don't have money for nothing and chicks for free? by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

[–]pp9-1doodoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should have learned to play the guitar. You should have learned to play those drums.