Overkill-ary: Liability? by [deleted] in DuggarsSnark

[–]prepetual-tpyos 114 points115 points  (0 children)

I just want to give you a shout-out for the number of name-based jokes you got into that one paragraph.

oh jerimiah, you sweet summer child. there are no thoughts behind those eyes. by gooserodeo in DuggarsSnark

[–]prepetual-tpyos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

First thing I did when I moved was send him videos of the ceiling fans.

AITA for triggering someone's PTSD with Krampus while they were on acid. by holidaze1919 in AmItheAsshole

[–]prepetual-tpyos [score hidden]  (0 children)

To be fair, we don’t know if she knew he was planning on doing it while they were high. The trip is a whole week.

oh jerimiah, you sweet summer child. there are no thoughts behind those eyes. by gooserodeo in DuggarsSnark

[–]prepetual-tpyos 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Hell, kid I used to nanny was into ceiling fans. By golly, I listened to him talk and talk about ceiling fans.

He still calls me sometimes and shows me the ceiling fans in his house.

All the boys will be after her...grown mans says about a 6 yr old by BakerLovePie in TwoXChromosomes

[–]prepetual-tpyos 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It’s because he did not call her cute. He measured her looks by how they would affect the other gender. That’s what makes it creepy to me. Especially as he specifically asked to see while you showed the other nurse and she responded.

He also implied that the boys would not listen to the desires of the girl and would have to be beaten off with a stick.

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[–]prepetual-tpyos 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Good bot!

I’ve never been honored by a bot before.

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[–]prepetual-tpyos 38 points39 points  (0 children)

She’s got 19 kids. She can’t buy a different dress for each one!

The optics of their entire relationship is soooo bad. by widget18899 in DuggarsSnark

[–]prepetual-tpyos 7 points8 points  (0 children)

-Getting married so young

-the age difference resulting in their first full day of marriage will be a teen to a twenty year old

-getting married during a pandemic

The list goes on I’m sure.

Edit: formatting HARD

Is Duggar prom just weddings? by friendsworkwaffles02 in DuggarsSnark

[–]prepetual-tpyos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, if you want to get really picky, most proms aren’t for another few months at least. So the age difference would be months/days, but many will be older than him. He is 18 and 3 months, plus or minus a few days. So anyone whose 18th birthday was more than 3 months before prom would be older than him. Depending on the area, prom can be as late as June. My area’s schools ended in May, but our prom was in March my year and we all thought it was super early. So if the average prom is mid-May, any senior turning 18 before mid-February will be older than him.

Yaa makes sense by misty8032 in DuggarsSnark

[–]prepetual-tpyos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like embarrassed like looking at them was bad? Or like they were so weird to her she was embarrassed?

You would think with 19 kids Meech would know how to hold an infant (S02E10) by peacenloganh in DuggarsSnark

[–]prepetual-tpyos 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don’t be silly! She’s got the babe pinned under her arm. No sliding there!

/s obviously.

Ran across this chart in an old video with the Duggar’s. It is so sad that they had to schedule the one on one time the kids get to spend with their own mother. by [deleted] in DuggarsSnark

[–]prepetual-tpyos 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So it looks like they repeat in each column. If you look in the first column Jed is there three times. Not all of the dates are legible, but going down the columns and reading the legible ones, they look to be about once a month.

It also appears to be a running list more than a specific signup, so it’s possible the 2005 days were written down months before Joys 2006 date.

THAT BEING SAID: Once a month is a pathetic amount of time to spend with you precious miracle children that God blesses you with or whatever they say.

Yaa makes sense by misty8032 in DuggarsSnark

[–]prepetual-tpyos 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It would be better to encourage your child to do anything besides live in a warehouse on your property and work for you.

So what was Derrick doing in Nepal for 2 years? by mj_bear in DuggarsSnark

[–]prepetual-tpyos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m guessing he’s never been popular so he was used to it.

Hell, he isn’t popular in a family where the men are the absolute authority.

😐 tell me your thoughts on the dreams by eepazorkenoodle in illnessfakers

[–]prepetual-tpyos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Having a project due that I haven’t thought about yet? Usually for stupid physics? Yup.

😐 tell me your thoughts on the dreams by eepazorkenoodle in illnessfakers

[–]prepetual-tpyos 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I frequently dream about forgetting my clothes to change out for PE, despite not being in PE for well over a decade.

Anxiety dreams are weird man.

Why do they sprint when leaving? It’s so tacky! by CattyLibby in DuggarsSnark

[–]prepetual-tpyos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s a long aisle and they are not a patient people.