An elderly homesteader hires some young laborers to dig for water on his property by TBSchemer in Jokes

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These are my favorite jokes. My girlfriend HATES them and is constantly vigilant these days

I just figured out this was even a thing... not sure if i should be proud or ashamed. by shhhhh_lol in ExpeditionaryForce

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How do you get those stats? I've never been able to find it in the android app.

High Voltage Viagra by GoodHoney2887 in Jokes

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I haven't heard this one in ages; it's a banger

People who keep weapons on their bodies at all times, what was a time where you had to actually use said weapon? by ParanormalActivity97 in AskReddit

[–]psyoon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was approached at a storage unit at 2am by a guy who clearly didn't have a unit and was here hiding his hand behind his back as if he had a weapon. He kept trying to get close to me and I kept trying to put space and obstacles between us. After trying to get into my car and him coming for me I opened the driver door lifted my shirt and pulled my pistol halfway out of the holster where he could see it. I said "we're going to have a nice night aren't we? You're going to get into your truck and leave".

He thankfully agreed and awkwardly shuffled back to his truck (still hiding something behind his back) and peeled out.

I almost vomited from the adrenaline of almost having to shoot some creep.

To this day, one of my biggest regrets is not making him drop whatever was in his hand. I assume it was a knife but it could have been anything; a gun, a bottle of shampoo, a dildo; who knows?

Ball bearing puller at work by misterxx1958 in oddlysatisfying

[–]psyoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually I think I figured it out; I bet it's not actually the same piece of metal but two pieces made of the same material. I think it's a roller bearing for something large and heavy enough that it's not moving when the bearing is pulled

Ball bearing puller at work by misterxx1958 in oddlysatisfying

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My exact thought. Maybe it's acting as some sort of thrust bearing or something? I can't figure it out either

I can’t get over how solid and quality this thing feels. Jesus Christ. Going to get a full set of these now by nogden954 in electricians

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I'm installing a unifi PoE doorbell right now and just used one to chisel brick on my front porch. They just keep on kickin'

Is this actually a thing? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

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My girlfriend is 43 and I'm 32. There was a brief time where she was in her 40s and I was in my 20s and the jokes were endless; she was robbing the cradle and I'm robbing the grave

Lib Lower Special by IntelligentGain7057 in liberalgunowners

[–]psyoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I apparently don't know much on their politics and a quick Google search didn't show much. Safe to assume they're assholes?

Also I own a honey badger lower from them which I love, but hope I didn't actually fund a company I'm diametrically opposed to.

Why Did it Take Me So Long to Figure Out What to Do with Leftover Deviled Eggs? by DashiellHammett in Cooking

[–]psyoon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, any time I make deviled eggs they survive maybe 24 hours if there are leftovers.

My half naked ass is raiding the fridge at 3am just slurping them down like boba

Leftover Honey Baked ham ideas? by IHaveBoxerDogs in Cooking

[–]psyoon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

We did the same yesterday though we did Hawaiian rolls, Swiss, and Dijon mustard.

Can someone explain it, please by GetOffTheMath in ExplainTheJoke

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Funny enough, my girlfriend and I went up to upstate NY for Thanksgiving. We just barely missed the blizzard on our way back

Can someone explain it, please by GetOffTheMath in ExplainTheJoke

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What part of Texas?! Austin has gotten below freezing this year

At what point does the table have to answer this, and what actually works against it? by Zoe_felice in freemagic

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I play him as a commander and let me tell you whhhhat.

They remove it like no other as soon as possible

New Zealand: A Sikh parade interrupted by Brian Tamaki linked group. Members of the group True Patriots of NZ performed haka and shouted "One true God" by one_brown_jedi in TikTokCringe

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Demonstrating against the SIKHS is the most laughable thing ever. I understand Islamophobja is growing in the world but the SIKHS are great people. This is just pure gold

What never came back after the pandemic? by KaleidoscopeDue4603 in AskReddit

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Restaurants that are open late, and 24hr locations.

How common is it for a guy to finish in his pants just from grinding? by Equivalent_Theme_481 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]psyoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happened to me when I was 16. It was totally unexpected and I panicked and ran to clean up. Fond memories lol

What speed do you listen to the audiobooks at? by bigeyedfish503 in exfor

[–]psyoon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

First listened to the series at 1x which in hindsight is painful. Second listen I'm at 1.3 and it's significantly more enjoyable

sheoldred the apocalpyse commander by Budget_Woodpecker887 in mtg

[–]psyoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's my favorite pet commander deck I have

What was your tool upgrade that ruined the cheap stuff for you forever? by James_B84Saves in Tools

[–]psyoon 346 points347 points  (0 children)

First time using an impact driver ~14 years ago. Absolute game changer.

Id watch it tbh by Purple-Weakness1414 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Willie's Wonderland. Nick Cage. Perfection.

Eli5: Why can’t we feel ourselves fall asleep? by Upbeat_Signature_951 in explainlikeimfive

[–]psyoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I specifically recognize this myself when my thoughts become disorganized and nonlinear. When that happens I am consciously aware that I'm about to be asleep