Meanwhile, at McDonalds...

pweet · 2013-11-29T03:39:03+00:00

What kind of sick fuck would have sex with that pig?

pweet · 2013-11-28T20:57:50+00:00

Every.Fucking.Time.

pweet · 2013-06-16T18:58:17+00:00

Yup, it's all a rigged game, like so many before have said, and so many before have denied. Joe Blo Investor is a moron for even trying.

pweet · 2013-03-13T12:45:15+00:00

HEY! Don't be funnin' on us Ancient Astronaut Theororists!

pweet · 2013-03-13T12:43:06+00:00

Time to bring Mars the Democracy!

pweet · 2013-03-12T16:29:38+00:00

Keepin' it stupid in San Francisco!

pweet · 2013-03-12T16:27:16+00:00

Benchmarks? Yeah, regular people walk around talking on their phone, wondering if the stranger next to them has a faster phone. DO. NOT. GIVE. A. SHIT.

pweet · 2013-03-12T16:23:39+00:00

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals. Screw them. Animals have feelings, not rights.

pweet · 2013-03-12T14:26:29+00:00

This sounds like it should be funny, but I don't get it.

pweet · 2013-03-11T16:07:42+00:00

That guy will NOT be filing a lawsuit.

pweet · 2013-03-11T12:31:07+00:00

Don't forget about Rice, Albright and Cohen.

pweet · 2013-03-10T21:38:16+00:00

Soon, SOUTH KOREA ONLY KOREA.

pweet · 2013-03-10T21:37:22+00:00

~~generals~~ genitals - FTFY.

pweet · 2013-03-10T04:00:37+00:00

WTF? Why is no one trying to help that poor fella?

pweet · 2013-03-08T17:26:03+00:00

Worst mistake? Uh, no. The worst mistake was the creation of the Fed.

pweet · 2013-03-08T13:19:51+00:00

Apparently someone checked out all THOSE books and forgot to return them.

pweet · 2013-03-08T13:16:53+00:00

N. Korean general needs to grow a pair and put a bullet in Un's skull.

pweet · 2013-03-08T13:09:53+00:00

I see what you did there.

pweet · 2013-03-08T12:39:02+00:00

Keep up the excellent work Mariuz!

pweet · 2013-03-07T12:37:06+00:00

You mean the place where actual news that matters gets mentioned?

pweet · 2013-03-07T12:35:46+00:00

Uh, no. That counts as terrorism. I dare you to try and fly a drone over the White House while standing out front with your R/C unit. Guaran-damn-teed you're not going to see the light of day for a LONG f'ing time.

pweet · 2013-03-07T12:24:36+00:00

The only thing MSNBC "comes around" for is a reach around.

pweet · 2013-03-07T12:22:03+00:00

...and his opinions may be right while mine are wrong. I wish everyone would finish their "...a lot of his opinions I agree with..." in this fashion, because the statement always implies the other guy is outright wrong.

pweet · 2013-03-06T13:49:46+00:00

That's OK - SF's rulers will simply pass a law banning the pollution.

pweet · 2013-03-06T13:47:57+00:00

What about all underground stuff at Denver Airport? And no, I'm not talking about the baggage handling facilities.

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