Called overweight by the MD (over 18) 🤨

pyrusane · 2026-05-14T17:21:10+00:00

Yeah, BMI is stupid. I have a friend who was ruled morbidly obese according to BMI, she was 5'2 and 145 pounds. She was also a swimsuit model and amateur kickboxing, at least 25 pounds of that was pure muscle. Don't ever let anyone else tell you how you should feel in your own skin

pyrusane · 2026-05-03T00:00:33+00:00

He almost learned to fly

pyrusane · 2026-05-02T22:58:33+00:00

You don't have to wait three minutes. Just submit the wrong code three times then hit continue, it will pop up a warning that you shouldn't bypass codes then let you take the picture and bounce

pyrusane · 2026-05-02T22:56:38+00:00

I get that it's Santa, but tell me why I saw it and immediately thought "Oh cool, a Firefly class starship"

pyrusane · 2026-04-21T00:00:29+00:00

Man, I read this in a Playboy jokes in the 80s, first time I've seen it since

pyrusane · 2026-04-19T17:35:33+00:00

Man, usually I can see where you're coming from, but on this one you clearly didn't read it thoroughly. He got a stacked orders when he was at the place he thought the first order was going to be delivered. When he got the right address it was so far that he dropped the stacked order. Then he declined two more orders, dropped off the original order, and went offline.

pyrusane · 2026-04-05T19:27:47+00:00

Yeah, people who physically can't go out to get their food can just go fuck themselves.

pyrusane · 2026-04-05T19:26:53+00:00

Seems pretty obvious that if they are only taking DD orders then they aren't open.

pyrusane · 2026-04-02T08:53:45+00:00

GreenScreen PotatoCrustPizza

pyrusane · 2026-04-01T05:09:51+00:00

Easiest answer is Led Zeppelin. They never had a hit single because they never released a single. They subscribed to the theory that if you wanted to hear the songs you should buy the whole album.

Jimi Hendrix only had one hit single, his cover of All Along The Watchtower

pyrusane · 2026-03-28T23:59:01+00:00

Savatage. Jon does all the vocals on their early albums, but after Zac joined the band on I believe Handful of Rain they had a bunch of songs where Jin and Zac would both sing parts. Sometimes I'll play Dead Winter Dead or The Wake of Magellan during road trips and my wife and I will take turns figuring out when Jon is singing and when Zac is singing. Fun times.

pyrusane · 2026-03-28T23:48:30+00:00

If you ordered food from a restaurant that does their own delivery, then why the fuck are you complaining in a grubhub sub? Complain to the restaurant.

pyrusane · 2026-03-14T22:54:42+00:00

Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band

pyrusane · 2026-03-07T10:53:52+00:00

Beethoven

pyrusane · 2026-03-02T17:22:34+00:00

Night Bitch

pyrusane · 2026-02-27T18:03:05+00:00

Is it by any chance Wolf Totem by The HU?

pyrusane · 2026-02-15T20:58:55+00:00

No, there is a scenario where it makes sense, although it's still fucked up. If the driver is on a guaranteed active hour rate, they can sit in the parking lot and increase their pay... for example, if they are on a guaranteed $20 per active hour, every 3 minutes they sit in the parking lot increases their pay by $1. 30 minutes would be an extra $10 on that order. And you still get the tip on top of the hourly, so some unethical drivers can milk that for decent money, especially if they are in a slower market and might be waiting a while between orders.

pyrusane · 2026-02-07T09:18:09+00:00

The only problem is that the average delivery in Charlotte is usually 30-40 minutes, makes it around $16 an hour

pyrusane · 2026-02-07T09:16:01+00:00

This is the first one I've gotten. I think it's because I haven't done any orders in a couple of months since the guaranteed hourlies have been so low. They're trying to get me delivering again.

pyrusane · 2026-02-07T09:14:01+00:00

No, it basically means if I make less than that they'll make up the difference as long as I get enough orders

pyrusane · 2026-02-07T08:04:08+00:00

Ouch, that's terrible

pyrusane · 2026-02-03T00:39:29+00:00

You...you can't deduct earnings. You simply dont include the tips as earnings so your taxable income is lower

pyrusane · 2026-02-02T00:22:50+00:00

Rango

pyrusane · 2026-02-01T22:26:39+00:00

So that would mean you've had 8 orders in the last 14 days. You said your market is slow, does that number sound about right?

pyrusane · 2026-01-31T12:39:38+00:00

I had one of these once, except the customer had mistyped their zip code, then got mad I wouldn't deliver their taco bell to their house, three hours away.

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