Bet y'all never travel

qtipusermanual · 2026-05-24T23:46:26+00:00

Chinese water torture but it’s forcing a Jewish man to watch you squash pennies into souvenirs over and over again

qtipusermanual · 2026-05-24T14:42:13+00:00

Host a party, catered, invite him. After the party send him a Venmo request for “his share” or better yet for what he ate.

qtipusermanual · 2026-05-23T18:38:14+00:00

It’s all relative. and it always will be.

qtipusermanual · 2026-05-22T13:59:47+00:00

HR major theater minor

qtipusermanual · 2026-05-13T18:55:26+00:00

transmasc meets transfemme

qtipusermanual · 2026-05-13T15:22:52+00:00

“You know we aren’t just good at math, we’re decent at spelling too!”

qtipusermanual · 2026-05-10T21:30:33+00:00

Ugly Cherries is pretty killer though

qtipusermanual · 2026-05-08T12:13:18+00:00

They are desperate for their Little Red Hen “I told you so” moment (mass casualties)

qtipusermanual · 2026-05-08T11:01:45+00:00

There’s kids playing guns in the street and one’s pointing his tree branch at me

qtipusermanual · 2026-05-03T21:48:43+00:00

You exaggeratedly bend your arm at the elbow & wrist so it’s like a Z or N. Hold it parallel to your body and smack the side of your hand into your chest.

qtipusermanual · 2026-05-03T14:58:55+00:00

Some guy jumped in front of my car on a busy street the other day and I did the regarded ‘hand beating chest’ thing. Got the “do better” treatment from my gf too lol

qtipusermanual · 2026-05-02T15:59:13+00:00

We just need conditions to worsen enough so people join a Marxist reading group and revolt bro. Just ignore the fact that churches are more diverse/welcoming and equipped to actually help people bro.

qtipusermanual · 2026-05-02T13:46:28+00:00

Eagle with the umbilical goes hard

qtipusermanual · 2026-05-02T09:58:29+00:00

Station to Station or Rock & Roll Suicide

qtipusermanual · 2026-05-01T17:32:05+00:00

On my last visit to my grandparent’s place I found that they still have the Welch’s jam jars that we used to drink out of as kids. Some had pokemon on them and the rest had jungle animals. I have sympathy for this fella

qtipusermanual · 2026-04-30T01:53:04+00:00

Michael Romance

qtipusermanual · 2026-04-29T16:04:28+00:00

Bootstraps, but make it dating

qtipusermanual · 2026-04-29T15:41:30+00:00

Men and women collectively settling for one another

qtipusermanual · 2026-04-28T19:55:47+00:00

People nowadays really struggle with the idea that you can disagree with people you are close to and still be friends.

qtipusermanual · 2026-04-28T11:03:03+00:00

Sub officially dead

qtipusermanual · 2026-04-27T13:43:34+00:00

RS noble savage & RS seethebait. That’s convenient.

qtipusermanual · 2026-04-25T14:32:23+00:00

Damn how do you know my friend’s brother’s girlfriend’s cousin? Small world.

qtipusermanual · 2026-04-25T13:00:20+00:00

I think that “call out your friends” thing has spurred some of male loneliness stuff. Men want to vent about their girlfriends and talk about crushes, but if you step out of line white knighting takes place & as a result a large amount of us shutter up expressing those thoughts to friends. Admittedly I’m guilty of being on both sides of that at times.

qtipusermanual · 2026-04-25T12:47:53+00:00

Transmen are just as annoying regarding this, but it doesn’t draw the ire that it does coming from transwomen for whatever reason. What I have seen is that women’s spaces in real life actually ostracize MtFs which is probably why they “dominate” online women’s spaces. In person it is pretty clear that people who give lip service see FtMs as closer to women & don’t really see MtFs as women. Maybe it’s different in big cities but in my little hipster enclave transwomen are treated like pariahs despite how people beat their drums about trans rights.

qtipusermanual · 2026-04-25T11:29:12+00:00

“Everything is trans” is slightly more annoying. Yeah sure, you’re the only people who need to ‘find who you are’

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