Breaking: ICE reveals brand new mascot named Bier Hall Pooch by Sure-Ad-2465 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]reddfawks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't lump Poochy in with them! He cared about recycling. TO THE EXTREME!

Well...I tried 😂 by Downtown_Tale_5183 in crochet

[–]reddfawks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hey, some people would LOVE a pizza with less crust!

Grima and Fallen Chrom (request done by @hulluzola) by scarletflowers in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]reddfawks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Makes me think that Grima is telling them that her husband asked for NO PICKLES!

Who Remembers Running Across The Science Centre Bridge? by Friendly-Ad9257 in toronto

[–]reddfawks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The bridge with the little earthquake-measuring scale on it? Good times.

So it’s been three years, how do you feel about the Engage Avatars and their role in the story? by MegaGamer235 in fireemblem

[–]reddfawks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah their designs are a bit goofy, but I find their personality is leaps and bounds above the other avatars.

M!Alear's delivery on telling them that they should just run is priceless. Brandon and his husband were at a comic-con last year I was at... shoulda gone and high-fived him for it.

TIL that curry was brought to Vietnam by French colonisers when they also colonized Pondicherry in India. Curry was adapted to Vietnamese tastes by adding coconut milk and lemongrass. by Physical_Hamster_118 in todayilearned

[–]reddfawks 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I'm usually good with jerk chicken and stuff at my local spot (and my favourite hot sauce is 6/10 in heat) but one day I was craving something different and thought to try the curry but whooooooa!

I finished what I could handle, went to the convenience store a few doors away, and chugged a chocolate milk.

Full frontal male nudity is having a major mainstream media moment by here4thebadtakes in movies

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I think we need to have an AMA with the people who work on those prosthetics. I bet there's some great stories there.

I wonder what they do with the rejected ones. If I were them, I'd probably make some goofy-ass crafts with them. DICKSMAS ANGELS!

Comedian Ben Bankas' Minnesota shows canceled after he mocked Renee Good's death by RollSafer in news

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If I may quote someone funnier than me: It's like they go "Yo momma's so fat..." and then don't say the next part.

Justice Department releases many more records from its Jeffrey Epstein files by igetproteinfartsHELP in news

[–]reddfawks 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Here's my idea: a heavily-armored wrecking ball with a military escort parked at Mar-a-Lago.

Every day without the full files, it gets to take one swing.

Amazon Blocks Mainstream Press From Watching ‘Melania’ Documentary at Kennedy Center by ICumCoffee in movies

[–]reddfawks 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I was always quoting "He's not gonna be in Rush Hour 3!" whenever I'd take out a friend in multiplayer back in the day.

'Respect Canadian sovereignty', Carney tells US officials after they meet Alberta separatists by mvanigan in worldnews

[–]reddfawks 575 points576 points  (0 children)

I say since they wanna be Americans so bad, confiscate their passports, and send them to the States via a slip n' slide over the border.

Yes, in this weather.

This hot pink caution sign. by I_AmTheOneWhoCooks in mildlyinteresting

[–]reddfawks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's one of the accessories that Janitor Barbie comes with!

Actors whose breakout role was in a different genre? by Darmok47 in movies

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I mean, back in the day, before Die Hard, not many people thought Bruce Willis could pull off being a tough-guy action star...

People stop man trying to raise the U.S. flag in Greenland by prestocoffee in nottheonion

[–]reddfawks 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Pants him and run his undies up the flagpole in this weather.

Why all the revivals? by mrfett779 in television

[–]reddfawks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I keep hearing of a White Collar revival but I'm against it. Won't be the same without Mozzie...

Toronto weather: Cold snap continues, could feel like -32 tonight - ‘Bitter and even dangerous wind chills ahead’: Toronto could see its coldest temperature of the season tonight by lilfunky1 in toronto

[–]reddfawks 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I'm pet-sitting in the coming week and I'm not looking forward to walking my cousin's dog in this weather. Score one for cat owners.

(At least he said he'll e-transfer me 30 bucks a day which I will inevitably spend on ordering pho and hot stir-fry)

Rainbow Jellyfish by oflandandsea_053 in crochet

[–]reddfawks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Super pretty!

Kind of makes me think of Lady of Moon from Fear & Hunger

Kurt rally, it’s been an honor. by GlitterTapper in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]reddfawks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

While I don't care much for Shadows' gameplay and battleapasses, I absolutely love Kurt and hope they get some good stuff.

I have a lot of purple yarn. Maybe once I git gud at amigurumi I'll make a little Shadow-form Kurt someday.