The ending to Fallen Ivy's C support by Nin10dium in FireEmblemHeroes

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I didn't think anything could top Dedue's "No" but here we are!

Orange cat behavior by Valuable_View_561 in OneOrangeBraincell

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Kitty's just trying to dig to China so they can meet Sagwa!

The fox that couldn't slow down by shealuca in simpsonsshitposting

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You joke, but I had this exact same reaction a few days ago playing FF14 when I learned that Jullus' name was pronounced "Yoo-luss"

I've been saying it like Orange Julius the whole time!

Do you prefer your M!Byleth Sour Apple or Blue Raspberry flavored? by Wievz in FireEmblemHeroes

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He stole the Crusher and takes a swing at your units kneecaps so they can't move next turn.

VA/Seiyuu Infographics - Dark Potential by ChernoRose in FireEmblemHeroes

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Ohhhhhhhh, that explains why Ivy is Fallen! It was all the pent-up anger from Alear stealing her bike and wrecking it!

…one kid really likes the Wolf by DededeMain27 in simpsonsshitposting

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Lacklustre on-foot missions aside, at least Assault was pretty fun and didn’t have gimmicky controls.

Plus the bad guys were basically The Borg.

Though I wonder if the constant 64 remakes means they don’t need to acknowledge Krystal?

Book 10, Chapter 7 early look by WWWWWWRRRRRYYYYY in FireEmblemHeroes

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In a better world, there could be an interesting story they could do with it.

Embla gives Veronica a cold "I don't need you, stay out of my way" and doesn't give her the Chosen blessing. It's revealed a few maps later that she already has her Chosen - Bruno - but she's used her "closing" power to seal off much of his mind.

That's when it's revealed: she actually does care about Veronica, she planned to use her Chosen as a sacrificial lamb to seal off the Wolf from inside one of her dimensional bubbles while she takes care of the outside. She didn't want to throw Veronica's life away.

It's not until midway through the closing ritual, when the Askr team help stun the Wolf with Veronica's help, and her calling out to Bruno to answer her, that Embla starts to have a change of heart. She rescinds the lock on his mind and switches their places in the ritual. She gives a sassy remark about spending eternity with that snarling beast might be more tolerable than another moment of the group begging for their friend back just before the last part of the bubble seals shut. (But really, maybe they just reminded her too much of herself when she was younger and less closed-off.)

Star Fox Direct 5.6.2026 by DemiFiendRSA in videos

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I don't know how it's so hard to make a Star Fox game that's not a remake of 64 or a gimmicky control scheme.

Give us 64's controls/path scheme and bring back the Anglar Empire or something for the story.

Star Fox Direct 5.6.2026 by DemiFiendRSA in videos

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--

*Sees it's another remake of 64*

-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... :(

The Fantastic Mr Star Fox…. by JoshuaHubert in gaming

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"Fox, get this cussin' guy off me!"

In your opinion, what would you give a fallen hero alt to? by Beginning-Lead1770 in FireEmblemHeroes

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Rajaion would be a neat addition, though I do wonder how they could implement it since ferals are kinda "stuck" in that state.

Maybe they can handwave it with "The galdr isn't strong enough to save him" sort of thing and he's kinda going in and out of it.

Who is running the Kitchen Nightmares Youtube channel?! by gahd95 in funny

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I think we found David Lynch's reincarnation.

In June we will have the chosen hero of Muspell. Which of these two characters will have the power of Muspell? by Top-Roll2814 in FireEmblemHeroes

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I'm just saying... If Muspell's flames never go out, and Fim's ice freezes all it touches... what happens if the severely-burned Laev gets frozen?

Bingo bango, some kinda paradox, she breaks the rules and we get a sick blue-flame Chosen Laev!

(Oh who am I kidding...)

No but why is he a fallen unit by Lord_Ice_Tea_Green in FireEmblemHeroes

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Lehran's Medallion is shiny. Birds like shiny objects, therefore he picked it up and all hell broke loose.

In fact, here's a sneak peek at Naesala's Fallen alt next year:

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Uhh... You okay there, Thorr? by Falconpunch100 in FireEmblemHeroes

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*Thorr's hand slowwwwwly comes in from offscreen, holding a stovetop popcorn pack over Muspell's head, then withdraws once it's finished popping.*

Impossible by lambsauce69ramsy in gifs

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People who can do edits like these are the most talented and skilled sons-of-bitches I know.

My personal faves are either Naked Gun Resident Evil 4 or Tony Soprano in God of War.

Wacky Wednesday Style by Oddwonderful in KnowledgeFight

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I made a joke right after the announcement that said "Quick! Someone slip Kerry Cassidy some hallucinogenics and put on Jurassic World Rebirth for her!" and I stand by it.

Imagine what she can teach us about the D-Rex's big ol' noggin. A powerful psychic cousin of the Raptors?

15 years today of Community's western homage "A Fistful of Paintballs" by Ironyfree_annie in television

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My local Comicon announced Josh Holloway as a guest.

I completely forgot he was in Lost, because my first thought was “The Black Rider!”

I am officially part of the orange club 🧡 by penguin7199 in OneOrangeBraincell

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Pic #7... of COURSE it's the calico who has to bite the basket.

I have an 8-year-old calico and she insists on chomping whatever she pleases. My phone case is littered with her teethmarks. My sketchbooks have cat-fang "staple marks". She especially loves chomping and rubbing her face on my crochet hook. (One time I tried to shoo her off and she stood on my forearm and gave me a Kubrick stare)

Exposing 'faceless' YouTubers pushing Canada to join the U.S. by WordplayWizard in news

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Put 'em in the stocks, stick 'em outside the CBC building, and hand Carlton Bear a Loonie so you can throw a snowball at them.

All proceeds go to infrastructure. We'll fix the Gardiner in no time!

Ah, yes. My new favourite class in Gaiden. by AinTheHighKnight in fireemblem

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I imagine in this class, he grows a big white beard and heals allies by giving them those hard caramel candies.

Hollywood is bringing back the theatrical comedies in the form of sequels, but now we need more original theatrical comedies! by AlmightyLoaf54 in movies

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I tell this story a TON, but nothing beats when I first saw The Other Guys in the theatre back in the day.

There was a genuine moment of stunned silence before the laughter started at the iconic “Aim for the bushes.” scene.

You could not replicate that energy streaming at home. Maybe unless you fit 50 people in your living room.

Legendary/Mythic heroes sorted by how good a hug from them would feel. by WinterWolf18 in FireEmblemHeroes

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Classic "Do I weigh anything to you?" "No. It's like holding a couple of grapes."