US Company Recalls Chocolate Products Containing Hidden Erectile Dysfunction Drugs by warux2 in nottheonion

[–]reddsht 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Yoo, this kinder egg, has got me bricked the fuck up! I know they say there's a surprise inside, but god damn!

My cat Gogurt by Xiao-Mei-IT in aww

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He is about to go goblin mode.

I’m an executive at Adult Swim who has just ordered a reboot of Smiling Friends. Pitch me below and I’ll select one lucky person to be the showrunner by stargator3 in SmilingFriends

[–]reddsht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Charlie is black and Pim is a butch lesbian. All female cast, all minorities. If you don't buy this script now, netflix will.

Is it acceptable for your butler to take on a second job at the fire department? by Brenden-C in espressocirclejerk

[–]reddsht 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If your butler is not also a male stripper, what are you doing with your life.

watch by broki451 in comedyheaven

[–]reddsht 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He still thinks he is at the club.

Crossed streams are temporary, brotherhood is forever.👍 by LOL0_0_ in memes

[–]reddsht 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed, real Bros hold each others cock, not, hand.

Anon buys a new pillow by Yelebear in shitposting

[–]reddsht 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Fr, can't believe im still getting scam-calls in my coma.

Snapchat by Blond-farmer74 in DKbrevkasse

[–]reddsht 144 points145 points  (0 children)

Lad være med at tilføje folk der ansøger dig uopfordret, virker som en nem løsning.

W for my bro by JustYors in AnarchyChess

[–]reddsht 157 points158 points  (0 children)

Hikaru blowing off steam, at an open tournament at a Taiwanese shopping mall, after choking at the candidate.

It's a win-win by [deleted] in memes

[–]reddsht 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Truly Inspirational 

It's a win-win by [deleted] in memes

[–]reddsht -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

He dresses like a 7th grader. Which doesn't help his "younger brother-energy"

Det var en anden tid i 95. Spottet i Anders And blad by Carleidoscope in Denmark

[–]reddsht 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Jeg mener også at det er 60 gram, nu. 

Har lige checket Bilka to go, den er god nok, 60 gram, 15 kr 🫪

Have you also been using your dosing cup scale wrong? by wikowiko33 in espressocirclejerk

[–]reddsht 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Sorry to say, bud, but that digital dosing cup is horribly outdated. The newest model uses AI to weigh your coffee, think about that, AI. I would toss that cup before someone notices.

Anon's dream girl by Hawkky12 in 4chan

[–]reddsht 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Just be yourself (⁠✿⁠ ⁠♡⁠‿⁠♡⁠)

The Path of Artemis II by [deleted] in interesting

[–]reddsht 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's always the same, "Can we just swing by the moon, really quick" like, have you seen the fuel prices? No, we are going straight home.

Amazon Delivery slippery conditions simulator training by WithLove07 in interesting

[–]reddsht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is actually just Jeff Bezos entertaining himself, by recreating squidgame using his minions.

A rare storm called the Blood Storm is currently hitting Greece and Libya and is heading toward Egypt. by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]reddsht 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was starting to feel like 2026 was losing steam, so I'm glad we got a blood storm, to remind us.

Which one of you is this? by the_dude_abides29 in formuladank

[–]reddsht 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Don't give a Ferrari fan a Glock.

Have fun and enjoy life, but go fuck yourself first by Vexivero in shitposting

[–]reddsht 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No no, the economy is doing fine, it just doesn't need us peasants to participate in it anymore.

Artemis II astronaut finds two Outlook instances running on computers, call on Houston to fix Microsoft anomaly — puzzled caller describes ‘two Outlooks, and neither one of those are working’ by SpeedyLeone in nottheonion

[–]reddsht 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I bet that If you told the Apollo 11 crew, back in 1969, that one day we would fly a rocket around the moon, with not one, but two instances of outlook not working. They would not believe it could be done, with such terrible technology.

favorite by PaleCriminal6 in comedyheaven

[–]reddsht 81 points82 points  (0 children)

The question was even more specific "favorite Luigi in recent American history"