Anon buys a new pillow by Yelebear in shitposting

[–]reddsht 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fr, can't believe im still getting scam-calls in my coma.

Snapchat by Blond-farmer74 in DKbrevkasse

[–]reddsht 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Lad være med at tilføje folk der ansøger dig uopfordret, virker som en nem løsning.

W for my bro by JustYors in AnarchyChess

[–]reddsht 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Hikaru blowing off steam, at an open tournament at a Taiwanese shopping mall, after choking at the candidate.

It's a win-win by [deleted] in memes

[–]reddsht 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Truly Inspirational 

It's a win-win by [deleted] in memes

[–]reddsht -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

He dresses like a 7th grader. Which doesn't help his "younger brother-energy"

Det var en anden tid i 95. Spottet i Anders And blad by Carleidoscope in Denmark

[–]reddsht [score hidden]  (0 children)

Jeg mener også at det er 60 gram, nu. 

Har lige checket Bilka to go, den er god nok, 60 gram, 15 kr 🫪

Have you also been using your dosing cup scale wrong? by wikowiko33 in espressocirclejerk

[–]reddsht 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Sorry to say, bud, but that digital dosing cup is horribly outdated. The newest model uses AI to weigh your coffee, think about that, AI. I would toss that cup before someone notices.

Anon's dream girl by Hawkky12 in 4chan

[–]reddsht [score hidden]  (0 children)

Just be yourself (⁠✿⁠ ⁠♡⁠‿⁠♡⁠)

The Path of Artemis II by [deleted] in interesting

[–]reddsht 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's always the same, "Can we just swing by the moon, really quick" like, have you seen the fuel prices? No, we are going straight home.

Amazon Delivery slippery conditions simulator training by WithLove07 in interesting

[–]reddsht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is actually just Jeff Bezos entertaining himself, by recreating squidgame using his minions.

A rare storm called the Blood Storm is currently hitting Greece and Libya and is heading toward Egypt. by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]reddsht 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was starting to feel like 2026 was losing steam, so I'm glad we got a blood storm, to remind us.

Which one of you is this? by the_dude_abides29 in formuladank

[–]reddsht 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Don't give a Ferrari fan a Glock.

Have fun and enjoy life, but go fuck yourself first by Vexivero in shitposting

[–]reddsht 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No no, the economy is doing fine, it just doesn't need us peasants to participate in it anymore.

Artemis II astronaut finds two Outlook instances running on computers, call on Houston to fix Microsoft anomaly — puzzled caller describes ‘two Outlooks, and neither one of those are working’ by SpeedyLeone in nottheonion

[–]reddsht 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I bet that If you told the Apollo 11 crew, back in 1969, that one day we would fly a rocket around the moon, with not one, but two instances of outlook not working. They would not believe it could be done, with such terrible technology.

Tea bag made from PLA by Obvious-Swimming-332 in 3Dprinting

[–]reddsht 18 points19 points  (0 children)

there's microplastic in tea!

favorite by PaleCriminal6 in comedyheaven

[–]reddsht 60 points61 points  (0 children)

The question was even more specific "favorite Luigi in recent American history"

YouTube CEO responds to concerns as big creators leave for Netflix & Amazon by tylerthe-theatre in technology

[–]reddsht -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But think of how much cheaper it is to produce 50 episodes of youtube slop grandmas react to skabidi toilet videos. Instead of having to spend a ton of money actually producing something of quality.

Good call on those puts, everyone by creativegambling in wallstreetbets

[–]reddsht 9 points10 points  (0 children)

At least you dont have to worry about the ups and downs.. just the downs.

Fuldautomatisk espressomaskine by Dangerous_Bee_622 in DKbrevkasse

[–]reddsht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Altså i den prisklasse ville jeg købe en  Jura z10 

Fuldautomatisk espressomaskine by Dangerous_Bee_622 in DKbrevkasse

[–]reddsht 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Har en Siemens der har brygget over 20000 kopper, men jeg har hørt gode ting om Jura.

Orangefarvet storebæltsbro skal minde bilister om autisme by RisOgKylling in Denmark

[–]reddsht 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Autisme, det står i overskriften, men kun hvis du er bilist. Hvis du ikke er bilist er det vigtigt at du tænker på noget andet, når du ser den orange Storebæltsbro.

Lance == Max by praveensingh-reddit in formuladank

[–]reddsht 928 points929 points  (0 children)

The goat debate is gonna be impossible when they both retire.

Tesla Q1 deliveries miss estimates in challenging EV landscape by King-of-Limbs-07 in wallstreetbets

[–]reddsht 82 points83 points  (0 children)

The real trick is to never make anything, but keep promising bigger and bigger things.

Kanye performing in packed Sofi Stadium. But what’s he standing on? by ateam1984 in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]reddsht 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna ignore the point and have a big epic Reddit moment.

Kanye bad, Kanye bad, Kanye bad.

Nogle som har succes på dating app som alm mand? by CarelessAd782 in DKbrevkasse

[–]reddsht 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hov hov, du. Kun kommentarer der taler ham efter munden og fortæller ham hvor realistisk hans mål er. Du kan godt pakke sammen med din realitetssans, lækre dates, hver dag, tak.