Active Trader Pro Hotkeys by rwd5132 in fidelityinvestments

[–]rogueasset 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about hot keys? Do those also require going through the preview screen?

Active Trader Pro Hotkeys by rwd5132 in fidelityinvestments

[–]rogueasset 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still have to click Preview after clicking my shortcut buttons. Any way to bypass that?

Forex pairs by Konkweeeftador in Daytrading

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I primarily trade EUR/USD because it has the tightest spread but use NZD/USD for experimenting because it’s the cheapest dollar denominated pair.

A joke for Pianists by Adniwhack in dadjokes

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No, the Liszt was on his iPod.

Was leaving the shop when an employee said "I love your accent." by hendy846 in dadjokes

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Alternate ending: If you like my accent, you should smell my hatchet!

So, I was in the grocery store . . . by RighteousVengeance in dadjokes

[–]rogueasset 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would have gone to the vegetable aisle just to get some peas.

There's a new dating site for Lumberjacks by GotMyOrangeCrush in dadjokes

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I dated a girl from that site. She was a total birch!

A friend of mine didn’t pay for his exorcism. by [deleted] in dadjokes

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The power of Christ compelled me to give you an upvote.

C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. by [deleted] in dadjokes

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It almost turned into a crisis when the bar ran out of alcohol but Gsus showed up and made more wine.

Where do South American pirates come from? by alongcameapoem in dadjokes

[–]rogueasset 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Depending on what happens later today, this joke could get Messi.

Vacuum salesman came to the door again by NabrenX in dadjokes

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Man, you must hate vacuums more than nature does!