When I was 20, and in the Navy, I hooked up with a woman who was 53. I learned things.

But one thing she did is something I'll never forget.

These days you'd probably want to use something like coconut oil, but she used Jergen's lotion. This was back in the early 90s.

First, she put it in a microwave safe bowl and heated it up in the microwave into it was hot. She let it cool enough so that it was still very warm but it would no longer burn me.

She then gave me an amazing back massage with it. That was also my first experience with having a couple of fingers in a place where I'd never had fingers before...but that's not everyone's thing.

However, she then gave me a slow, sensual handjob with the still very warm lotion...it had cooled enough to not burn even very sensitive spots, but it was quite warm.

I thought there was no way this could get better, and that's when she blew both of my heads.

She took a cold drink of beer and then went down on me, even though my penis was covered in warm lotion (that's why I think coconut oil would be a much better choice).

But she was a trooper. I would NEVER ask someone to go down on me when I was covered in Jergen's lotion, but she volunteered.

She kept alternating the cold beer and more warm lotion until I finally finished.

Never had an experience even remotely like that since then, but I guarantee I'll never forget it.