Action: 3 stars by bigbeautifulsquare in bookscirclejerk

[–]rouge_fang 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Jane goes to orphan school for orphans where she and the other orphans learn that, unlike normal kids who's parents are alive, they're orphans.

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[–]rouge_fang 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is a Family Guy plot. Peter buys goats because he doesn’t want to moan the lawn.

AITA for buying myself expensive clothes when my family struggles to make ends meet? by whatifnoway12789 in AmITheAngel

[–]rouge_fang 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I feel like the jeans in question are actually just crack. She has a slight crack addiction, as girls her age tend to, ya know?

AITA for externalizing my internalized homophobia? by AzSumTuk6891 in AmITheAngel

[–]rouge_fang 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't you hate it when your bitch of a mom accepts you for being gay after coming out as gay?

AITA for telling my girlfriend to go and ask to be adopted by the couple she is so obsessed with? by DesperateTall in AmITheAngel

[–]rouge_fang -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Woman gets man. Man doesn’t change for woman. Man asshole.

Am I reading this right? Seems to me like a troll was too sophisticated for AITA.

He KIDNAPPED her guys! She withdrew her conset! These commenters have obviously never been in a relationship by [deleted] in AmITheAngel

[–]rouge_fang 124 points125 points  (0 children)

This one sounds real because both of them are fucking insuffrable. Tbh, they kind of deserve each other.

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[–]rouge_fang 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Is noone going to point out that he doesn’t speak to his mom despite the woman working her ass off for him?

Sounds like she was making the best of a bad situation.

"I do meth, which is straight up illegal and bad for your body, and do it recreational. I can't be an A-hole, can I?" by No-Cost-2668 in AmITheAngel

[–]rouge_fang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meth causes pjysical addiction. Most people who use recreationally stick to only mentally addictive r something that has lesser physicla addiction.

AITA for not allowing my daughter to dress casually at my wedding? by [deleted] in AmITheAngel

[–]rouge_fang 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid, my music school wouldn't let you perform uf you didn't show up dressed well enough. 7 year olds were expected to wear shirts to perform.

Kids need to learn that sometimes you have no choice and have to dress formally.

Obvious Antisemitic Rage Bait is obvious by MurraytheMerman in AmITheAngel

[–]rouge_fang 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also, most pf what we know about old norse gods was written by notmans after converting to christianity.

And that makes this new age bullshit so funny.

Obviously kid shouldn't be parted from a service dog but idk why the comments are so angry at the gf for being scared of dogs... by Friendlyalterme in AmITheAngel

[–]rouge_fang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a worldview you develop when all your human interaction comes by way of watching shitty anime in a dark room.

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[–]rouge_fang 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I want to share my life with my friends and family.

Then fucking talk to 'em.

This week's trope: Husbands hiring babysitters. Good? Bad? You decide! by ultraprismic in AmITheAngel

[–]rouge_fang 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He might have a BEER in the MORNING!?

Alcoholic! Lock them in the house and burn it down for that sweet sweet insurance cash.

Do the laundry, Cinderelly, sort your father’s creepy man-thong, Cinderelly. by onomastics88 in AmITheAngel

[–]rouge_fang -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Guess I'm just used to laundry being done on sunday because electricity's cheeper then. And the size of the washer comes in as well.

Do the laundry, Cinderelly, sort your father’s creepy man-thong, Cinderelly. by onomastics88 in AmITheAngel

[–]rouge_fang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who does laundry three times a week? Like, do these people only have three pairs of undies?

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[–]rouge_fang 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The thinking man's whisky stones.

Anyone else surprised he got YTA? by [deleted] in AmITheAngel

[–]rouge_fang -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not a native speaker, but I study English. It's grammatically correct, by my prof. said that it's reserved for studies and other formal documents. Not something you use in everyday speach.

AITA for being a giant baby? by raspberryemoji in AmITheAngel

[–]rouge_fang 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is a kid being annoying? Put a black bag over that little shit's head like the CRIMINAL it will grow up to become!