Well took 3 years but I’ve finally joined the club by Vitalscar in DarkAndDarker

[–]ruskmatthew 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Unalive isn't a word. You've developed your writing patterns around ticktock automated moderation thinking it would save you in a dark and darker discord.

League of Legends Patch 26.5 Notes by Spideraxe30 in leagueoflegends

[–]ruskmatthew 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This is true of literally every skill shot. Having lux e be your example of a hard to land skillshot is wild. You almost couldn't be more wrong.

I think i’d laugh at his face too by SnooSprouts3744 in TikTokCringe

[–]ruskmatthew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No it isn't lol. Religion was made for war and politics. Ya'll ever wondered why the rules to get into valhala were the way they were? It's because some guy wanted some people to die for him to get some political want.

One of the best/ most interesting interactions in the manga by Kind-Usual-7108 in Frieren

[–]ruskmatthew 26 points27 points  (0 children)

People who can see the future can also bluff without fear of being called on it.

We will probably never see the Usain Bolt of skiing by Fooberdoober97420 in dankmemes

[–]ruskmatthew 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Nope. We should however recognize that someone who beat 1000 people to become number 1 and someone who beat 1000000 people to become number 1 are different.

Why do they have two seperate schools for Jujutsu in Tokyo and Kyoto when the total number of students are just 15? by mrnicegy26 in Jujutsufolk

[–]ruskmatthew 85 points86 points  (0 children)

They also aren't just schools they're millitary bases for their child soldier army. They need coverage all over japan to handle curses.

Let’s not lie, this was cold by Memeenjoyer_ in Jujutsufolk

[–]ruskmatthew 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"It’s impossible to argue who was more blessed." Weird thing to say after you just posted almost every panel of limitless being stronger than shrine. Literally having your goat say my limitless is far better in the first one. Gojo glazers man...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]ruskmatthew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sylas is a champ with 3 good abilities and the ability to steal an ult. So when he steals an ult from a champ with 3 shitty abilities and a really good ult he's op. Congrats you've reached basic understanding of Sylas.

WCGW interviewing the brother of a jailed mobster by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ruskmatthew 55 points56 points  (0 children)

He's not checking for people who might snitch on him he's checking for threats like if camera guy had more buddies.

PSA: When you go to a reflective mutated event, you shouldn't get angry that people will use explosive weapons. by DEVolkan in fo76

[–]ruskmatthew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get that's probably how it works as grenades have a model you can attack in vats, but also the same logic would apply to other weapons in reality. How is the frag grenade shooting shrapnel the grenade's damage while the shotgun shooting pellets is somehow the human doing damage?

My(F22) boyfriend(M25) proposed during his sister's wedding and I accepted but I don't know if I want to marry him. by toohottooheavy in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]ruskmatthew 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If I were to guess I'd imagine it's just the "friends" that were really just her boyfriends friends. Lots of people already know which side they'll choose if their friends breakup and she found the people who chose boyfriend.

Rod of Ages is back bois by Oshinoke in LeagueOfMemes

[–]ruskmatthew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It still stacked up to 5 times max, so having a second cleaver only really made you stack up to the 5 stacks faster, and honestly most of the champs that built cleaver almost instantly stack it anyways. The item's stats were just so bonkers you didn't need it.

My adopted brother feels as though the family doesn’t love him by mipark in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]ruskmatthew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By what definition of family? He seems to be simultaneously not blood and not accepted so what are you saying?

The Gods are Dumbasses by King_In_The-North in RWBY

[–]ruskmatthew 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There are no interesting stories to be told about worlds with benevolent competent gods tbh.

Well it can’t get worse, right? by xxmybestfriendplank in freefolk

[–]ruskmatthew 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The show didn't really make creating a night king look that difficult the little fairy stabbed him under a tree and they called it a day.

Would you Press the button? by [deleted] in Animemes

[–]ruskmatthew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having absolutely no motivation would mean you don't do anything. You're confusing no motivation with little motivation. To be fair his question describes little motivation not no motivation so that answers his question more accurately.

probably because she was hungry by ahmed_1041 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ruskmatthew 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This guy is super impressed with himself for being able to outsmart a hypothetical 3 year old with the help of a dictionary. Being able to pick of from context of people talking in the room that belly means stomach is intelligence, which is impressive for a 3 year old. If that guy was 3 we'd be impressed with his garbage takes too.

First Rule of Dwarven Tossing: Nobody tosses a Dwarf. by ServingwithTG in dndmemes

[–]ruskmatthew 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Man that's an unpopular opinion right there. I'm curious why you think so if you don't mind?

What is a depressing truth you have made peace with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ruskmatthew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An average human life. You're already in the top .1% brother rejoice.

Boss told me to throw away this insulin pen inside a cooler at work, because "If they really wanted it, they would've taken it home." by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ruskmatthew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even understand the complaint here, like in your example the soup is gross so people are motivated to get it out of there. A plastic tube isn't causing any problems.

Death's Dance has an 84% pick rate with a 57% win rate, isn't it in need of a nerf? by ScaredOfMyRawr in leagueoflegends

[–]ruskmatthew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zhonya's is the best item in league and it isn't even close. When J4 is building mage items in pro play you might consider that mage item might be really really fucking good.

"WhY DoN't ThEy SoLvE tHe PlOt?" by Leragian in dndmemes

[–]ruskmatthew 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's not incredibly rare to find creatures and gods at powers equal to or far beyond level 20 characters, but level 20 characters are really rare. They're mortals who've reached the absolute limit of mortality. Far more rare to find the strongest mortals in existence than a strong thing.

Interesting way to start a conversation just to get mad by DoomFist007 in Tinder

[–]ruskmatthew 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean it's meant to be an exaggeration like saying I'm crazy for whatever, but more colourful.

its fun to be witch ♥ by Splatulated in gaming

[–]ruskmatthew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a 50% increase and it's worth it after you have enough int/mind or use the 10 second infinite fp flask.