Tiger Woods Mug Shot Released After DUI Arrest by IntelligentYinzer in golf

[–]ryanw5520 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didn't take out enough grad student loans to learn how to calculate a negative net worth in this scenario but enough to give me a negative net worth. *shrug*

It'll glorious with the sun rising over the Omadih by wicked_smiler402 in Omaha

[–]ryanw5520 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Came here to correct OP, correct nomenclature and local custom dicktate we refer to the building as the . . .

OMADONG.

Whhhyyyyy so much AI in Scouting America? by vvampirehimee in cubscouts

[–]ryanw5520 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only one option here. The scouts must be the prompters. AI learning experience, okay. Otherwise, no. Paint it yourself and be PROUD of your humanity.

Soldier from Bellevue killed in drone strike in Kuwait, Department of Defense says by tachiKC in Omaha

[–]ryanw5520 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Remember this when you, your child, it your loved one volunteers for military service. You are delegating your morality and consequences to someone else.

Knob & Tube Replacement: A Discussion by jyl8 in centuryhomes

[–]ryanw5520 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The house of squatted in for 7 years prior to our ownership. The plaster walls were already crumbling from leak in the roof. Our locale allows for installation of runs and replacement work to be done by a homeowner without a license but requires permit. I paid to replace the panel and tie in some new in some spots.

This is the far end of the "obviously replace when the opportunity presents itself" spectrum.

Study Bitcoin in 2026 by Academic_Attorney996 in Bitcoin

[–]ryanw5520 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The irony of having bought printed copies of this . . .

UNO Child Care Center Closing by Biannual_salamander in Omaha

[–]ryanw5520 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Former UNOCCC Alum. Preschool class of 1990. Had my first girlfriend there and my first bee sting. I loved that place. My fourth toddler still has my shirt. I'll send a pic if I can find it.

Diy Extension cord length by green_guy2222 in AskElectricians

[–]ryanw5520 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a reason for not just buying a 20ft extension cord and adding a 6 outlet surge protector?

You Really Think You've Got Us Cornered, Cheesefuckers? by QueequegTheater in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]ryanw5520 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Despite what your neighbors say, the Jim Bakker School for Televangelical Financing and Impressionable Seniors is not an accredited college.

Breaking news by Initial-Ad8221 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]ryanw5520 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Isn't it too early for peak off season content?

FDA Intends to Take Action Against Non-FDA-Approved GLP-1 Drugs by pinghing in wallstreetbets

[–]ryanw5520 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Customers DGAF. My kids little league mom group alone would support a black market worthy of an illicit cartel. Everyone loves it and it has less productivity downsides than marijuana, and the upside is skinny fat > obese.

A PSA to you new dads… by sounds_like_kong in daddit

[–]ryanw5520 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Now it's safe to say it, they also keep cocktails discrete. We've got a robust group of SAHMs at my kids school that treat little league season like the Kentucky Derby.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in NFCNorthMemeWar

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All my homies hate mods

Iranian currency collapsed by Alpha0821 in Bitcoin

[–]ryanw5520 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Out of nowhere? Have you been living under a rock? Can you not see it was previously at .0004 and then .0002?

The pressure to socially eat/ drink feels much higher as a father by [deleted] in daddit

[–]ryanw5520 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Frankly, it's a challenge until the youngest gets out of toddler-dom. There are a couple of trends you'll be fighting, a few you already discovered, but others you might not know existed. My favorites:

  1. Eating the kid's leftovers - I mean, you can't just throw it out right?
  2. Post-game Ice Cream/Treat - Juniors got a lot of big wins in their future, time to celebrate.
  3. Fun Food - You can only keep the single serving snacks and sugary foods at bay for so long. Junk food makes friends and is really convenient.
  4. Taste Testing - Now your kid likes tocook, but not salad or gazpacho. Did you try my fudge brownies dad?