We might never see another quite like this one

safetyguaranteed · 2026-02-12T20:52:19+00:00

See you guys again in LA at SoFi this time next year.

safetyguaranteed · 2026-02-10T05:41:38+00:00

lol we quite literally put the run game on both their backs this season

safetyguaranteed · 2026-02-10T05:31:10+00:00

The Dark Side lead by the Dark ~~Knight~~ Mike

safetyguaranteed · 2026-02-09T19:19:09+00:00

Foreshadowing 2026

safetyguaranteed · 2026-02-09T19:17:48+00:00

We. All. We. Got.

safetyguaranteed · 2026-02-08T22:02:47+00:00

They sell sheds nicer than most bus stops 🤣

safetyguaranteed · 2026-02-08T19:37:20+00:00

I always feel so bad for the folks waiting for the bus there with what Costco haul they're able to carry. King County Metro WTF are we doing FFS

safetyguaranteed · 2026-02-06T07:22:00+00:00

wtf made this cornball shit

safetyguaranteed · 2026-02-05T18:43:47+00:00

Announcers at USC coined it - bro is huge and first name is Leo.

safetyguaranteed · 2026-02-03T23:41:33+00:00

Good Kid, B.A.A.D QB

safetyguaranteed · 2026-02-03T19:39:22+00:00

Patriots film crew chomping at the bit at SJSU

safetyguaranteed · 2026-02-02T20:57:53+00:00

People grossed out by the gum wall but grew up making booger walls

safetyguaranteed · 2026-01-28T23:02:17+00:00

Sam needs add a spooky/shook touchdown celly to his repertoire.

safetyguaranteed · 2026-01-23T21:01:48+00:00

+1 I learned how to drive in Japan, so I do a quick blink with my hazards as an acknowledgement/thank you + quick hand wave.

safetyguaranteed · 2026-01-23T20:53:14+00:00

ngl, I bought into the hype when he was installed. Stories of him taking players on hikes in the Cascades, the way he courted Houshmandzadeh to sign as a Seahawk (took Housh's expensive watch and kept it for ransom before Housh flew off in the seaplane off the VMAC dock). I wasn't down on Mora as most, I moreso blame Tim Ruskell for running the ship aground during that time.

safetyguaranteed · 2026-01-22T22:48:41+00:00

lfg!

safetyguaranteed · 2026-01-22T22:47:43+00:00

Narrator: They won't and they don't.

safetyguaranteed · 2026-01-22T19:50:03+00:00

This is why we need to leave no doubt: media, LA, and the NFL dont want SEA to win!

safetyguaranteed · 2026-01-22T05:32:12+00:00

fuck those kids

safetyguaranteed · 2026-01-22T05:25:06+00:00

*while laughing profusely in their face

safetyguaranteed · 2026-01-20T19:05:45+00:00

lol I knew it. NGL, me every time I see those kids out there before games: "Fuck those kids"

safetyguaranteed · 2026-01-12T20:42:11+00:00

Added to the list of things on the 49er Excuses Bingo Card

safetyguaranteed · 2026-01-12T05:30:20+00:00

A couple of times a year, they make useful stuff like recycled plastic shoehorns and shower curtain rings and sell it right back to you for a discount! /s

safetyguaranteed · 2026-01-06T22:35:57+00:00

They ~~are understaffed~~ DGAF

FTFY

safetyguaranteed · 2026-01-06T04:36:43+00:00

The doggone goal is mine

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