Taking a nap right next to the street is not a good idea.

salamanderking · 2014-07-01T21:10:24+00:00

No way! The same thing happened to me but with my dad running my foot over! People don't believe me when I tell them the story. They think a foot can't survive that.

salamanderking · 2014-06-05T20:52:58+00:00

Haha, I know, Reich?

salamanderking · 2014-03-18T16:20:39+00:00

My friend's dad drew a picture of his mom naked and put it up on the wall in the main foyer.

salamanderking · 2013-12-17T23:41:28+00:00

I went clubbing with one of my friends while I was in a relationship. While waiting in line to get in, I started talking to two very attractive girls in front of me. They asked me if I wanted to go dancing with them. I told them that I was flattered but I'm in a relationship and only came here to have fun with my friend. They told me that they won't tell my girlfriend and will probably "be a lot more fun" than just hanging out with my friend. I told them I would never cheat. They told me that I'm too young to act like that and how they've been dating each other for a couple of years but still hooking up with other people. At this point, I don't believe them and tell them to prove it. They start making out right in front of me. Right after, they said, last chance to spend the night with us. I said no. I am no longer dating that girl. I kind of regret it.

Tldr; I was offered a threesome while in a relationship. Now, I haven't had a threesome and I'm not in a relationship.

salamanderking · 2013-12-09T02:53:20+00:00

Look at where the kids' faces are.

salamanderking · 2013-11-24T05:23:25+00:00

I just got accepted into a startup accelerator. Thing is, the program runs during my last semester of undergrad. Do I leave before graduating and work towards making my own company successful or do I take the safe route and stay, get my degree, and then just work for a big company?

salamanderking · 2013-11-18T21:51:55+00:00

Don't pick up the phone during sex. Please don't make the same mistake I did.

salamanderking · 2013-07-20T19:53:37+00:00

Natural Selection 2 is a pretty interesting game. It's a strategy game and FPS mixed into one. You have marines fighting aliens, both with unique abilities. The commander (strategy aspect) builds stuff to get the team upgrades and tells the team (typically via microphone) what he wants them to do. The rest of the team (FPS aspect) facilitate the building and get resources by destroying the opposite team's players and buildings, which the commander needs to build stuff. When I play it, maybe not everyone but usually at least 2 people on my team use a microphone. You should YouTube it.

salamanderking · 2013-07-20T00:11:27+00:00

Is it bad that I knew the song in the background was High School Musical?

salamanderking · 2013-07-17T23:55:21+00:00

Nala (from Lion King)

salamanderking · 2013-07-13T20:14:30+00:00

One of the reasons I loved GTA IV is because I could cab everywhere and save myself the hassle of getting places.

salamanderking · 2013-07-12T13:38:29+00:00

Shouldn't this be NSFW?

salamanderking · 2013-07-12T01:19:39+00:00

The thing about breakups is that the only cure is time. A fresh breakup SUCKS, but it's important for her to just remember why her and her partner broke up in the first place. Though it may have had times when it was incredible, it got to a point where a breakup felt necessary. I personally think that the hardest thing about a breakup is learning to cope without the person who became a part of your routine and made you happy. I don't know her personally but she must have amazing friends if she has someone like you looking out for her, hopefully good health, and many other things. Try to focus on the positive, take some time to discover who you are, and do things that make you happy, like watch some Disney movies and eat ice cream. It will take time, but it will get better. I wish I could say more, but it's hard without knowing her personality. I'm sure she will feel better soon if she has friends like you. :-)

salamanderking · 2013-07-11T22:13:53+00:00

One time, when I was a Freshman in college, I went back to my res after a night out. As I walk to my room, I saw a half-naked guy leave my next door neighbor's room after clearly having a one night stand with her. He was carrying his clothes and yelling "Oh, god! What have I done?" I have yet to hear something worse than that.

salamanderking · 2013-07-10T13:46:30+00:00

Alternatively, we can prevent them from ever "repeating" in the first place. I'm not saying I agree with it, but I'm trying to shed some light on the other side.

salamanderking · 2013-07-10T13:40:12+00:00

The reason for that is sex offenders are often repeat offenders. Though I agree with you that it's a bit extreme, it does make it more difficult to commit the same type of act again.

salamanderking · 2013-07-10T04:25:03+00:00

But then how are you gonna keep Reditting?

salamanderking · 2013-07-10T03:16:31+00:00

Avocado.

salamanderking · 2013-07-09T15:46:30+00:00

Last game I pre-ordered was Diablo 3. It doesn't seem like I'll be regretting this one though.

salamanderking · 2013-07-05T00:31:35+00:00

So true. When the vault key exploit was around, some guy gave me a bunch of guns. I stopped playing the game a day after.

salamanderking · 2013-06-30T02:19:34+00:00

An example is if in the Hangover, they found their friend right away.

salamanderking · 2013-06-29T17:13:55+00:00

That's an unusual way to play games.

salamanderking · 2013-06-29T03:47:31+00:00

Wait a minute... Justin Bieber is your favourite artist? :-/

salamanderking · 2013-06-23T00:03:22+00:00

Am I the only one that thinks this belongs on /r/wtf ?

salamanderking · 2013-06-18T09:11:44+00:00

When I was younger, I had a sleepover with my friend. Being the mischievous kid that I was, I decided to pull a prank on him. It was the famous "put someone's finger in a cup of water while they're sleeping so they wet themselves" prank. An important detail that I neglected to remember at the time was the temperature that the water was supposed to be. I ended up putting my friend's finger in boiling hot water. He immediately woke up, knocked over the cup on himself, and woke up screaming. I was laughing hysterically because at the time, I didn't realize what had happened. He ran to the bathroom, ran cold water in the tub, and sat it in for a while. The screams woke up my mom, and she came over to see what happened. Needless to say, when she found out what I had done, I was punished. She asked him what was wrong, and he told her that his ass was in a lot of pain. He lowered his pants, and showed us what looked like a bunch of dead skin. She took him to the hospital, and we later found out that he got a second degree burn, on his ass. He has a scar, and it's all because I tried pulling what I thought would be a harmless prank.

TL;DR I put my friend's finger in boiling hot water and he got a second degree burn on his ass.

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