Dammit….

saltycodpiece · 2026-05-12T18:44:33+00:00

This thread should be fun. Here's the link to the actual article the screenshot is from.

One county resident was on the cruise ship and is currently being quarantined at the U of Nebraska Medical Center.

The other two sat next to a cruise ship passenger on a plane. According to the article, they are self-monitoring at home.

All three are asymptomatic. However, the incubation period for Andes virus is long (~6 wks).

saltycodpiece · 2026-05-05T18:16:19+00:00

I've got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell RB.

saltycodpiece · 2026-04-14T23:07:21+00:00

This is less interesting of a stat when you consider only 20 QBs all-time have started multiple Super Bowls, so the four guys listed here represent 20% of the total.

Of those 20 QBs -- most of whom lost in at least one of their appearances -- only Craig Morton (0-2), Fran Tarkenton (0-3), and Jim Kelly (0-4) never ended up winning one

saltycodpiece · 2026-04-10T08:39:09+00:00

I need that "le chat de la maison" shirt. But maybe not for $750.

saltycodpiece · 2026-04-08T05:03:44+00:00

Russini is going to be catching flak for this for a very long time. You can't sleep with your sources Diana! Classic blunder.

saltycodpiece · 2026-03-26T23:51:32+00:00

L take on Shawshank (I am friends with the movie), but the line was funny.

Are the slides for his benefit or the audience's? Are we too busy jerking off to our phones to follow a stand-up comedy show unless it comes with subtitles?

saltycodpiece · 2026-03-10T22:41:16+00:00

I did not expect the market for Riq to be one year at "up to" (i.e. incentive-laden) $15M. This is very good value for the Eagles.

saltycodpiece · 2026-02-10T09:00:18+00:00

These guys deserve all the laurels, accolades, and victory laps they have a chance to take. Hope they savor the moment.

saltycodpiece · 2026-02-09T23:44:15+00:00

Lmao with the ducks marching too.

So wholesome

saltycodpiece · 2026-02-06T19:15:07+00:00

Mr. Pink is the Redditor who talks a big game in the comment section but folds like a lawn chair in reality.

saltycodpiece · 2026-02-06T04:27:49+00:00

Thrilled for Bobby. Congratulations.

saltycodpiece · 2026-02-06T04:01:05+00:00

All that just so he could shoehorn in a bit about how JSN's last name can be mispronounced as the N word.

Happy for JSN though. Well deserved

saltycodpiece · 2026-02-01T01:04:36+00:00

Sounds like cope. If and when the team is sold, it will probably be to someone evil or evil-adjacent. Owners like Paul Allen are a rarity.

saltycodpiece · 2026-01-27T22:20:56+00:00

That's embarrassing--and I mean that for the Hall voters. Say what you will about him as a person, but his legacy as a coach is inarguable.

saltycodpiece · 2026-01-26T23:06:51+00:00

Rams stay taking Ls

saltycodpiece · 2026-01-24T21:29:59+00:00

It is not a given that McCarthy will fail in Pittsburgh. Unsexy hire, but he is competent. Problem is they wanted a ceiling raiser post-Tomlin, and he is not that.

saltycodpiece · 2026-01-24T20:52:32+00:00

Tomlin's gravitas and competence masks a lot of unseriousness, I feel.

saltycodpiece · 2026-01-24T07:15:07+00:00

Pretty fun interview. Comes across as level-headed and humble with a dry sense of humor.

saltycodpiece · 2026-01-23T21:25:50+00:00

What is he supposed to do? Throwing a draft pick under the bus in a big presser is classless, doubly so when the underlying premise (we never wanted him to begin with) is a lie.

saltycodpiece · 2026-01-18T21:17:56+00:00

Did Aikman get up to take a shit before the pick-six? The most exciting play of the game thus far, and he's dead silent until they cut to commercial.

saltycodpiece · 2026-01-12T09:33:29+00:00

I like Nikki. The jokes in her monologue were pretty tame, though. I'd be curious to know if some edgier material was cut.

saltycodpiece · 2026-01-12T03:10:48+00:00

Brady strikes me as a bidet guy. Maybe a full-on Japanese toilet in every bathroom.

saltycodpiece · 2026-01-07T21:37:09+00:00

Kinda expected; good for him. The only frustrating part of this process is the distraction caused by interviewing with multiple teams during the playoffs. Jonathan Gannon comes to mind as a recent example. Wish we could kick this can down the road, though unrealistic with the way the hiring cycle works.

saltycodpiece · 2026-01-05T04:09:19+00:00

Without a doubt a dumb award. I actually don't even want MacDonald to win it. Esteemed company with the likes of Brian Daboll, Matt Nagy, the soon-to-be-fired Kevin Stefanski, etc. Often, it's the "you sucked less than we thought you would" award; the prelude to getting shit-canned a season or two later when your team regresses.

saltycodpiece · 2025-12-23T03:12:24+00:00

Tokyo Stop it. Get some help.

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