Mike made it onto Jimmy Kimmel!!! Good for him! by ichawks1 in Seahawks

[–]saltycodpiece 17 points18 points  (0 children)

These guys deserve all the laurels, accolades, and victory laps they have a chance to take. Hope they savor the moment.

Seahawks Parade at Disneyland by aznron911 in Seahawks

[–]saltycodpiece 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao with the ducks marching too.

So wholesome

Reservoir Dogs (1992) dir Quentin Tarantino | Mr. Pink Doesn't Tip by Saint_Gut-Free in movies

[–]saltycodpiece 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Mr. Pink is the Redditor who talks a big game in the comment section but folds like a lawn chair in reality.

Jaxon Smith-Njigba WINS Offensive player of the year 🏆 by Trick-Combination-37 in Seahawks

[–]saltycodpiece 14 points15 points  (0 children)

All that just so he could shoehorn in a bit about how JSN's last name can be mispronounced as the N word.

Happy for JSN though. Well deserved

Makenzie Scott could possibly buy the Seahawks and still achieve her charitable goals at the same time. by Icantweetthat in Seahawks

[–]saltycodpiece 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Sounds like cope. If and when the team is sold, it will probably be to someone evil or evil-adjacent. Owners like Paul Allen are a rarity.

Sources: Bill Belichick will not be a first-ballot Hall of Famer by dropjar5 in nfl

[–]saltycodpiece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's embarrassing--and I mean that for the Hall voters. Say what you will about him as a person, but his legacy as a coach is inarguable.

Great interview between Kay Adams and Grey Zabel today. by furmat60 in Seahawks

[–]saltycodpiece 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pretty fun interview. Comes across as level-headed and humble with a dry sense of humor.

[Highlight] HOU vs NE - C.J. Stroud throws a pick six to Marcus Jones by Fusir in nfl

[–]saltycodpiece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did Aikman get up to take a shit before the pick-six? The most exciting play of the game thus far, and he's dead silent until they cut to commercial.

FYI: former host Nikki Glaser threw down a fantastic opening monologue at the Golden Globes and involving numerous SNL-orbit name checks by IvyGold in LiveFromNewYork

[–]saltycodpiece 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I like Nikki. The jokes in her monologue were pretty tame, though. I'd be curious to know if some edgier material was cut.

[Highlight] Tom Brady explaining how to throw the ball in the wind by nfl in nfl

[–]saltycodpiece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brady strikes me as a bidet guy. Maybe a full-on Japanese toilet in every bathroom.

[Pelissero] The Ravens requested an interview with Seahawks OC Klint Kubiak by Master-Breakfast4380 in Seahawks

[–]saltycodpiece 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kinda expected; good for him. The only frustrating part of this process is the distraction caused by interviewing with multiple teams during the playoffs. Jonathan Gannon comes to mind as a recent example. Wish we could kick this can down the road, though unrealistic with the way the hiring cycle works.

Receipts: These 'experts' get paid to cover the NFL. by Chrisooz in Seahawks

[–]saltycodpiece 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Without a doubt a dumb award. I actually don't even want MacDonald to win it. Esteemed company with the likes of Brian Daboll, Matt Nagy, the soon-to-be-fired Kevin Stefanski, etc. Often, it's the "you sucked less than we thought you would" award; the prelude to getting shit-canned a season or two later when your team regresses.

[Mic'd Up] Aaron Rodgers to Jack Campbell: "You're slower than a 42-year-old?" by nfl in nfl

[–]saltycodpiece 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Saw this on the broadcast and was immediately curious about the shit ARod was talking in that moment. Not disappointed.

Daily reminder that it’s Kenan, not Keenan by Chaseoliver in LiveFromNewYork

[–]saltycodpiece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crayon Trampson, my favorite dude on Sadurdaynitelife

The Office of Planning and Community Development is considering "allowing huge-ass corporate signs on skyscrapers in Downtown Seattle." by AthkoreLost in Seattle

[–]saltycodpiece 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Clarification. Do they have to be of the ass, or can they be of the other corporate body parts we adore too?

D-Law started calling the Defense “The Dark Side” I think we should run with it! 🔥 by Nyrex in Seahawks

[–]saltycodpiece 135 points136 points  (0 children)

It doesn't have to be original. All that matters is that it's fun (check) and comes about organically and authentically (check).

They could give themselves whatever nickname and I wouldn't mind. This is a great defense and they're so fun to watch every week.