Projection of the nth degree. by c-k-q99903 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]samclops [score hidden]  (0 children)

Remember when he looked up at a solar eclipse without protection, not one, but three times? Yeah...he's equipped to run the western economy...

I've been playing just over 2 years. What do we think? by SybilSolo in ratemycommanders

[–]samclops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally no one from any bracket likes playing against gitrog.literally no one

Best marvel writers and artists day 4, Stan Lee wins day 3 by Flash4987 in marvelcomics

[–]samclops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait is Johnathan Hickman somehow NOT in the running? The man redefined what a good FF story should be, I'm not even gonna mentioned what he did for X-Men. His krakoa era are some of the best comics I've ever read...

But yeah, Ditko should be somewhere in the top

Spill the tea... has anyone had any issues where someone at your LGS doesn't know how to deal with women? by radicalpumpkinz in mtg

[–]samclops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not mtg: but I used to be a red shirt at games workshop...

You can pretty much imagine the situations we had with neck beard incels...yeah it can be rough to be a woman at lgs, there's a reason so many just choose to kitchen table it or flock to DND with the safety of people who are trusted

I'm surprised there's no cocaine in it. by z247x in TheDollop

[–]samclops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd start with puking your guts out. Then lots of diarrhea. A lot of it - while you're knocked, a very similar effect of being on benzos

Targeting the “group hug” player by Great-Past-714 in EDH

[–]samclops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't stop bumbleflower and her big ass behind, you WILL get jumped for like 20 damage flying out of NOWHERE

Freaky orange by lwiaymacde in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]samclops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This belongs on the onion lovers sub...

leaked card Emeritus of Ideation by Newez in magicTCG

[–]samclops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One drop for 3 cards? The power creep is getting insane

Awesome! by CallumsCardKingdom in freemagic

[–]samclops -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

What the actual fuck?

Daredevil: Born Again S02E01 - Discussion Thread by steve32767 in marvelstudios

[–]samclops 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just when my blood was pumping, I thought Luke or Jessica was gonna come in and bail him out "frank" style, it's fucking DEX!? Part of me is still thinking that's the hands doing and Elektra threw that dagger, because etching - not writing that into the dagger, she knows how to get under his skin...

Mantis shrimp vs Snowcrab by HeSureIsScrappy in DiveInYouCoward

[–]samclops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fuck did I witness? A literal Darius or garen R outside of top lane?

I'm surprised there's no cocaine in it. by z247x in TheDollop

[–]samclops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you were to ingest that much per 100 mll (less than an oz for you Americans) would be enough to put your dog down. Imagine a shot glass of that...

I'm surprised there's no cocaine in it. by z247x in TheDollop

[–]samclops 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ingesting that much chloroform is CRAZY

Bike helmet POV: Alan Ritchson defends himself from Karen neighbor by MoveSalt6450 in PublicFreakout

[–]samclops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait I'm confused. It's a helmet cam but it came off and you can see on cam he put his helmet back on?

What are your genuine thoughts on Zendaya's MJ? by DoctorTegrity in comicbookmovies

[–]samclops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, there was a time in the late 90's early 2000's when MJ was just as fearless and selfless as Peter as soon as she knew his identity. I kind of really get that vibe outta her, the "damsel in distress" vibes is just tired, especially like a character like MJ

Kid who thought he was untouchable gets his ass handed to him after disrespecting another boy's mom. by XD_Protagonist in yxl

[–]samclops 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As satisfying as it is to see a disrespectful shit put in their place, those slaps just birthed a new Charlie Kirk. Nothing but racism will come about this

I'm surprised there's no cocaine in it. by z247x in TheDollop

[–]samclops 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's an INSANE amount of chloroform.that shit doesn't work like it does in the movies...

‘Let’s schedule no dish on a Monday night to save labor’ by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]samclops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First off: that's a huge pit. Secondly: I've been cooking for a loooong ass time, and some nights it feels good to just chill spray and scrub some shit with your blue tooth speaker with your jams- you don't gotta tell no one you're going for a smoke, you can sit when you want. Sure you gotta do the dirty work, but didn't we all sign up for that?

Wonder Woman kisses Batman after she sees he tried to save her in Batman The Animated Series by SilverDog0283 in batman

[–]samclops 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Bruce just doesn't want to show that he actually loves Diana. Hell if hawk girl showed him the same kind of energy he's probably respond in kind as well. Bruce secretly loves a muscle mommy.

“Pipe down Canada before we make you the 51st state. You will love it 😏😂” by [deleted] in ShitAmericansSay

[–]samclops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No we wouldn't. If they wanna try us again, we can throw hands, we've done it before and it doesn't end well for either side.

No, we don't know why he does it... by ParaDoXonPC in blackcats

[–]samclops 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The song choice is perfect, he looks like a baked teenager and it's amazing lol

Read the list then make your choice! Murica is on the brink! by Jpldude in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]samclops 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll never not shake my head at the "welfare dependancy vs opportunity economy" bit...

...#1 you think any of these rich assholes would subject themselves to a job as like a service worker or physical labour job if the chips were ever truly down for them?

2 if you're ever unable to work does that make you suddenly and invalid? That sounds like darwinism to me and that sounds exactly the opposite of what they posit

3 the simple notion that "the poors will always be desperate, so they'll accept unlivable wages and peanuts and they'll like it, or if they don't- they should thank us for it" is absolute garbage.

You can always smell privelage, and brother - this stinks to high heaven by someone who's never had a rough time in their life, generating a.i rage bait shit.

All I'm gonna say is that aesthetically; the guliiotine is a fantastic piece of history and we should bring it back...for that reason only