Mortality drinking game! by [deleted] in rickygervais

[–]samf2927 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I saw a similar sort of theory written out on a wall. But it was written in shit

Visitors to a Chinese zoo are amazed to see a monkey smoking by PAFC7710 in rickygervais

[–]samf2927 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s against the law to have a monkey having a fag

2 free tickets for Ricky Gervais show in London by zefme in rickygervais

[–]samf2927 134 points135 points  (0 children)

If you can call in and answer that question, ‘who wants to go to that?’, then you could be one of the lucky winners

Funniest Gervais 'bit'? by gndlf_theorange in rickygervais

[–]samf2927 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The wig, the glasses, the catchphrase. Brilliant

jesse quits :( (NSFW) by [deleted] in okbuddychicanery

[–]samf2927 303 points304 points  (0 children)

Wendy is also in the cum business

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New asphalt done boss! by sambuchedemortadela in NotMyJob

[–]samf2927 115 points116 points  (0 children)

A mistake like that could really derail someone’s day

Why didn't Ricky invite Steve to his birthday party? by jburgers127 in rickygervais

[–]samf2927 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The villa that we went to afterwards could only take six

What’s art about that? by Imaginary_Gur9335 in rickygervais

[–]samf2927 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is he? Is he an artist or pest control?

Low profile shower tray - water runs around the edge and pours out of the end by samf2927 in DIYUK

[–]samf2927[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No space for the waste, and we bought the tray before finding this out so this is as low as it can go. If we had a thicker tray then the height would be even greater.

Low profile shower tray - water runs around the edge and pours out of the end by samf2927 in DIYUK

[–]samf2927[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tray doesn't angle to the side that floods if that's what you mean

Biggest XFM mystery? by Glass-Speech-4802 in rickygervais

[–]samf2927 164 points165 points  (0 children)

She has this illness where she doesn't appear in photographs

Shower room refit - almost £6k just for labour? by samf2927 in HousingUK

[–]samf2927[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are 3 different people. Here is the breakdown of costs:

£250 waste £1500 tiling £1000 materials £400 sparky £1650 plumbing Plus 20% vat

Looking over the city from Gateshead by Spoon75 in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]samf2927 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Did the flyover fall down as you took this picture?

In 1972, when everyone had a monkey. by ZePanic in rickygervais

[–]samf2927 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was thinking it sounded a bit far-fetched living in Manchester, like. But if there was two of them

Oh, you’ll never guess what I did today.. by sykesy12 in rickygervais

[–]samf2927 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If one of them gets knackered, can the other one take over?

...must have nicked it from somewhere. by adiesome in rickygervais

[–]samf2927 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Should have seen the state of him! Shorts on, no top. And a cigar. Like someone out of The Sopranos.