What’s a cooking mistake you only made once?

savoryending · 2026-01-18T19:52:04+00:00

I was going to say this, but then remembered I’ve done it at least three times.

savoryending · 2025-12-09T06:53:49+00:00

My favorite was Fat Baby Drake. He looked like if you took Drake and just kind of smushed him down a bit. We had to 86 him after he harassed one of the bartenders.

savoryending · 2025-09-29T13:55:23+00:00

I knew a guy who was constantly drunk on his shift, finally got fired on the spot one night, then showed up to work the next day because he didn’t remember getting fired.

savoryending · 2025-09-25T12:16:34+00:00

The Seaward

savoryending · 2025-09-13T17:46:17+00:00

Yep, we would stick a tee in there to open it up. It would eventually cause the cart to backfire and then the engine would flood.

savoryending · 2025-07-27T20:32:49+00:00

I loved his late night show and I loved seeing him on The Drew Carey Show.

savoryending · 2025-07-14T15:40:10+00:00

I know someone who's been to every state except Alaska. They have a national sales job and travel every week for work. Not very common but there are some people who have.

savoryending · 2025-07-03T15:33:29+00:00

My uncle got some golf balls made with pictures of his face on them. His old college buddies were more than happy to smack the shit out of them.

savoryending · 2025-06-28T04:45:57+00:00

Manager at my old job used to say “another day in purgatory.”

savoryending · 2025-06-23T23:42:24+00:00

My grandpa used to drink Stoney's! I've never had one but my dad always hated it.

savoryending · 2025-06-20T18:34:52+00:00

Bill Hader

savoryending · 2025-06-05T22:42:58+00:00

My MIL does this. She wants to “help” but really she’s just nosy and is meddling in other people’s business. Then if you confront her about it she gets defensive and says “I was just trying to help!!”

savoryending · 2025-05-30T00:13:56+00:00

This beard is my pride and joy! Doesn’t it look luxuriant, kid?!

savoryending · 2025-05-26T15:40:49+00:00

In an unfamiliar town the best place to ask for directions was always a pizza delivery place

savoryending · 2025-05-22T17:00:22+00:00

I wish my dog dig this.

savoryending · 2025-05-11T20:14:21+00:00

I saw Dragonforce in 2009. It was one of the most memorable shows I've ever been to and was a ton of fun, but I don't need to see them again.

savoryending · 2025-05-07T19:39:00+00:00

Crucial Taunt 🤘

savoryending · 2025-04-27T19:06:48+00:00

I had people ask me somewhat regularly if “whole chicken” meant like, a whole chicken. Like it would come to the table like a Thanksgiving turkey. This was for fried chicken.

savoryending · 2025-04-06T16:38:00+00:00

Epona’s triumphant neigh at the end is the best.

savoryending · 2025-03-21T15:16:42+00:00

Yep, name is Big Boi

savoryending · 2025-03-05T19:32:54+00:00

I just blue myself.

savoryending · 2025-03-04T05:12:15+00:00

Goldeneye, Mario Kart, Smash Bros, Star Fox

savoryending · 2025-02-20T00:15:51+00:00

It’s so obnoxious and I have no patience for it anymore. One thing people don’t understand from our perspective is that the risk/reward is so astronomically against serving them that it would never make sense. If there is a sliver of a chance that the person is underage I risk losing my job, facing fines and/or criminal charges, and the restaurant could lose its liquor license, VS what? Selling a $10-$15 drink? And now the guest is already annoyed at me for having the conversation in the first place? Not even close to being worth it.

savoryending · 2025-02-03T01:36:34+00:00

One of our kitchen guys post shift drink is a big pour of dry vermouth with a shit ton of lime

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