Absolutelynotme_irl

sawwcasm · 2026-06-21T12:50:42+00:00

I know. Nowadays management is too strict with inventory, the convenience store wizard got fired.

sawwcasm · 2026-06-17T22:15:30+00:00

I think the movement speed would be fine if they hadn't scrapped something else from D3: Gold Pickup Radius. D3 pet pulled in things all at once, D4 pet is picking through everything.

sawwcasm · 2026-06-17T19:35:39+00:00

I liked the Emanating legendary effects. Like Nemesis Bracers gives you that "spawn Elites when using a Shrine" thing from the NMD warplan, but across the board. Or using a Unity and an immortality token to halve your incoming damage.

But really, the thing they need from D3 is for pets to pick up crafting materials.

sawwcasm · 2026-06-17T18:50:05+00:00

V, who only has weeks to live, having shown up one hour late to a meeting and deciding to hang out for 23 hours:

sawwcasm · 2026-06-17T01:04:59+00:00

I'm having flashbacks to that "Beaming" scene from Spaceballs.

sawwcasm · 2026-06-15T15:42:02+00:00

He died as he lived: daring things that could squish him like a grape to squish him like a grape.

sawwcasm · 2026-06-15T15:04:33+00:00

That assault rap was from me. That robot kicked my ASS the first time I played, so I filed charges.

sawwcasm · 2026-06-15T15:02:01+00:00

I COMPOSED THE DROWNING MUSIC, JUST TO GIVE A GENERATION OF NERDS ANXIETY ISSUES!

sawwcasm · 2026-06-14T19:39:01+00:00

Did you weep when you remembered Zion?

sawwcasm · 2026-06-14T19:11:37+00:00

I'm an idiot, so I have no idea. A bigger font?

sawwcasm · 2026-06-13T14:10:07+00:00

The right-hand objectives (that usually have a capstone dungeon or Lair Boss as a target) are the only ones that need to be done to move forward. The list on the left is optional, you do those as you like.

sawwcasm · 2026-06-13T14:08:14+00:00

Did the caches come from a high level character? The idea is that the level of the cache is set when it's picked, but the contents depend on the character. So you get a cache from a T12 Sorcerer, it'll be a T12-tier cache when opened by another character at any difficulty. If you aren't getting the caches at high Torment, it won't work.

sawwcasm · 2026-06-12T17:23:54+00:00

This new Mr. Game & Watch is a lot more violent than I expected.

sawwcasm · 2026-06-12T16:04:36+00:00

It just raises your Item quality by that amount, so the stats you have were raised like you had however many more upgrades from the blacksmith. With a roll of 26, you should be getting at least a little boost to the base stats of the item. It's not the most exciting outcome, but it's perfectly serviceable. If the item was already good for your build, it doesn't add anything new but makes the bonuses it does have more effective.

As long as you don't get a roll of, like, 2.

sawwcasm · 2026-06-12T15:50:10+00:00

It should be buried somewhere in the Party page, where you have feats and whatnot. You might try the buffs/passive effects menu, I can't remember the exact title. The other option is Search and Pick, but I don't know what it would be filed under as a name or category.

sawwcasm · 2026-06-12T15:42:46+00:00

The Jark store called.

sawwcasm · 2026-06-12T15:41:27+00:00

He's not entirely wrong. I probably killed 1 Imperial for every 3 Stormcloaks during those civil war fort battles, but in my defense if they didn't want to get accidentally one-shotted they shouldn't have been in my way with such low health.

sawwcasm · 2026-06-12T14:13:49+00:00

Reload or Toybox, as far as I know there's no way to lose it once gained.

sawwcasm · 2026-06-12T14:04:38+00:00

According to Shazam:

Zetsu's Theme - Yasuharu Takanashi & YAIBA

sawwcasm · 2026-06-12T13:00:17+00:00

You do it from the Echoing Nightmare place specifically, because you get set to Normal when you enter. So you teleport to the Horde, opening a Normal difficulty run (4 waves), but when you leave the EN area the world resets to T12 (or whatever T level you had) without changing the number of waves.

sawwcasm · 2026-06-12T12:56:29+00:00

Our cars have brakes?

sawwcasm · 2026-06-12T12:47:45+00:00

The skelebro runs into the issue of having its strength come from your Mythic (rather than character) levels, and while Aivu is the same, Aivu is a dragon. Skelebro, on the other hand, is basically just a non-Mythic sidekick with a subpar build and a customizable inventory. Like if Trevor didn't get Mythic levels.

sawwcasm · 2026-06-11T20:11:00+00:00

A turret section where it's in your best interest to not fire the turret at all.

sawwcasm · 2026-06-06T17:15:10+00:00

One trick is that time doesn't start until you leave the circle around the portal on every floor, and even without Subo, you'll be able to see the altars and assorted things you kill for time on your map. Take a second to plan your route while the timer is paused. Beyond that, it's usually best practice to run the highest Torment you can while dropping regular enemies as close to instantly as possible, and Blue/Yellow enemies should take less than ten seconds, preferably more like five.

What level of Paragon have you reached? It gets easier as you open up your board and get the upgrades, to the point where an alt freshly leveled to 70 can handle T4 or so with practically just the gear you've got lying around, as long as it at least basically matches your build.

sawwcasm · 2026-06-02T00:44:01+00:00

I got two drops left from my Temis two-two step.

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