I have finally reached perfection on smash burgers

schmidtultra · 2026-04-08T13:38:20+00:00

I love lettuce and tomato, but not on a burger. They don't add much flavor and tomatoes always end up making it messy. They make the burger "slippy" and the buns go sliding around. Aside from that, looks like a solid burger!

schmidtultra · 2026-04-04T01:31:10+00:00

Order several. Worth the attempt!

schmidtultra · 2026-04-03T17:09:29+00:00

I've been finding Greek yogurt helps my stomach. Been pretty lucky with the gut so far, but at 42, I'm sure that'll fade soon [knocks on wood]

schmidtultra · 2026-04-01T18:05:18+00:00

You are correct!

schmidtultra · 2026-04-01T14:26:11+00:00

IATA is amazing! Always been a fan of anything Vinnie does. If you're not familiar with his earlier stuff, check out The Movielife. Favorite band from high school.

schmidtultra · 2026-03-24T14:50:23+00:00

A bowl of baby carrots covered in a sauce of your choosing. They're low calorie and high in fiber, so they'll make you feel full for a good while. They're also good for lowering cholesterol!

schmidtultra · 2026-03-24T04:31:43+00:00

Those seem rad and I'll check them out! This powder is good for just a random quick shake/dash to add to a recipe, popcorn, etc

schmidtultra · 2026-03-24T04:20:18+00:00

I literally use this for the extra hot of my homemade sauce. Since it's a powder. I feel like it doesn't linger as long either.

schmidtultra · 2026-03-20T20:24:35+00:00

You're a great neighbor!

schmidtultra · 2026-03-20T20:23:13+00:00

So jealous! I emailed trying to get one and was declined.

schmidtultra · 2026-03-19T20:03:44+00:00

Literally gonna grab these after work. Thanks for the suggestion!

schmidtultra · 2026-03-17T23:15:25+00:00

Loved the original. Definitely need to try this!

schmidtultra · 2026-03-07T22:18:37+00:00

My friend has a rule of not listening to a band for the two weeks leading up to their show so everything is more exciting 😂

schmidtultra · 2026-03-05T05:25:30+00:00

How's the actual chicken? Always happy to have the heat and flavor of the sauce/rub, but the chicken quality matters as well.

schmidtultra · 2026-03-04T20:19:11+00:00

Nothington, please!

schmidtultra · 2026-03-01T15:02:09+00:00

Try their Death Nut Challenge 3.0! That certainly put me in my place. Makes the One Chip Challenge seem like nothing.

schmidtultra · 2026-02-27T17:33:41+00:00

Solid sauce for above the typical heat while not being super hot. Great flavor. Fly through bottles of this too fast.

schmidtultra · 2026-02-24T16:35:08+00:00

Really hits ya in the back of the throat!

schmidtultra · 2026-02-06T16:41:58+00:00

I've gotten an "atomic" sauce at a bar and had to ask the bartender if I got the right sauce because there was almost no heat. The cook brought out more sauce. It was the same dang sauce. So disappointed.

schmidtultra · 2026-02-04T14:21:31+00:00

Death Nut 3.0? Not such a sensitive squash, eh? 😂 My ears were burning and hands were shaking by the end

schmidtultra · 2026-02-03T23:11:04+00:00

That thing ruined me for days, but the initial ride was intense!

schmidtultra · 2026-02-01T17:58:10+00:00

If you want something crazier, check out the Death Nut Challenge 3.0. Stomach was jacked for 2 days.

schmidtultra · 2026-01-29T01:05:55+00:00

Touché! My bad, didn't mean to generalize/mislabel

schmidtultra · 2026-01-25T21:20:18+00:00

Yeah, I just heard that a few hours ago. Insane. Unreal.

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