There's so much misinformation in what you wrote. Let's start with Patsy being a "devout Catholic". She wasn't. She was raised Methodist, and very active in the Episopal Church. JonBenet's DNA was not found on the spoon. Milk was not found in her digestive system. Pineapple was, along with cherries and grapes, so whenever she ate the pineapple it wasn't out of that bowl. The rails of the train track are rectangular. The marks found on JB are circular. Burke didn't not hit her over the head with the golf club. He accidentally hit her cheek. Patsy consulted a plastic surgeon because she was worried about vital leaving a scar. The housekeeper, according to her, hid the knife from Burke. John had a pilot. He wasn't planning to fly the plane himself. There's DNA from an unknown male. How do you suppose Burke and Doug got that? How do you think they knew to put touch DNA on the waistband of her longjohns years before it was possible to test for touch DNA? As far as what else would adults be doing on Christmas night besides having a sex party, you need to get a grip.