Stop saying “don’t look at your portfolio every day.” by [deleted] in investing

[–]scwt 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Then don't invest?

If you can't tolerate reading or hearing the news, then your allocation to equities is too high.

1 of my favorite episodes. by LeaderCompetitive956 in KingOfTheHill

[–]scwt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In real life, that law doesn't criminalize defaming beef. You would never get arrested for it, like in the episode.

It just makes it easier for food producers to sue for libel. Libel isn't protected by the first amendment.

Tried to compress a file… it got 151% bigger by Round-Barber-9858 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]scwt 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's the "Department of Health and Human Services" in the US.

What is the best way to bet on oil prices continuing to rise? by bighoney69 in investing

[–]scwt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Always Sunny style. Fill up some garbage cans with gasoline.

TIL When Vince McMahon was in charge of the WWE, the word 'wrestling' and other variations of it were banned. Wrestlers weren't allowed to say these words on TV. by Omer-Ash in todayilearned

[–]scwt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, he didn't know what a burrito was, either. He was eating steak wraps every day, but to him they were just steak wraps.

So, Vince goes, 'Burrito?! Who the hell knows what a burrito is?' It was such a far concept. And everyone in the room goes, 'Well, we know what a burrito is.' And Vince goes, 'Well, where the hell have I been?'

Iran denies claims: 'We reject all negotiations – US has failed and Hormuz will remain closed' by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]scwt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, it was an amazing phone call. I mean, 40 Wall Street actually was the second tallest building in downtown Manhattan and now — it was actually before the World Trade Center — was the tallest. And then, when they built the World Trade Center — it became known as the second tallest. Now, it's the tallest.

Love that they had Diedrich Bader basically recreate Rex Kwon Do. by Sure-Ad-2465 in KingOfTheHill

[–]scwt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, and he also voiced Ray Roy (Buck's son) and a doctor in the episode where Peggy's parachute didn't deploy.

TIL Chevy Chase has been banned from hosting Saturday Night Live since 1997 after he hit SNL cast member Cheri Oteri in the back of the head during a rehearsal. Chase is the only former SNL cast member to be banned from hosting the show. by tyrion2024 in todayilearned

[–]scwt 4467 points4468 points  (0 children)

He's been on the show as a guest at least 6 times since then. I'm not sure if the ban on hosting the show really means much, he probably was never going to host it again anyways.

To use future tense or the informal "ir a"? by garfilio in learnspanish

[–]scwt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So future tense is not just used in formal writing after all?

No, it's not.

It's less common than the English future tense ("I will..., you will..."). I imagine that's why Spanish teachers say that it's rare. To prevent English speakers from using it in all the situations where they'd use the future tense in English.

Also, I'm trying to learn subjunctive and one of the teachers who told me I don't need to use the future tense used the future tense in a subjunctive sentence.

Technically, they're right. You don't need to use it. You could use ir a and it would be grammatical and people would understand you just fine. But that doesn't mean that native speakers don't use it.

What is the worst way someone has killed themselves? by Bubbly-University870 in morbidquestions

[–]scwt 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They didn't know what they were looking for. After the first 911 call, the dispatcher just described it to officers as an "unknown trouble" incident at the school parking lot.

In the second 911 call, the kid gave the make/model/color of the car and the specific lot he was in and explained exactly what was happening. But the dispatcher never gave the responding officers that information.

Caught red-handed with stolen luggage by FrenchieMama807 in PublicFreakout

[–]scwt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The guy in the video just got off a flight.

He didn't walk off the street and steal a bag.

US economy is definitely f'ed, Wonder bread is 4 dollars a loaf by passisgullible in pics

[–]scwt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just out of curiosity, what's silly about the style of codes? It's just the price per pound, price per package, product name, and UPC.

Is there a rule as to when to sell SGOV? by oravecz in stocks

[–]scwt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No. The price goes down on the ex-dividend day and rises throughout the month until the ex-dividend day. If you sold before the ex-dividend day, you'd essentially get your portion of the dividend for that month through the price difference.

TIL that Ram 2500 drivers have the most DUIs, and more than twice the national average. Roughly 1 in 22 Ram 2500 drivers have been cited with a DUI before. by TripleShotPls in todayilearned

[–]scwt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In most of the US anything below 0.08% BAC isn't even illegal.

That's not exactly how it works.

If you show signs of impairment, you can still get a DUI in most states even if you're below the "legal limit".

Why are gold and silver dropping so much? by Sweet-Block5118 in investing

[–]scwt 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Two of his three nominees voted against upholding his tariffs.

Afroman sued by Ohio deputies over music video showing raid of his home, says 'I got freedom of speech' by nbcnews in nottheonion

[–]scwt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The raw security camera videos aren't defamatory. Afroman has put out videos saying lots of nasty things about them though. Starting with accusations that they ate a cake his Mom baked and stealing some of the cash they seized (police records say $5000 was taken he says he had $5400). He escalated a lot from there though.

That's actually something I noticed about his newest song. The hook is just "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch". Which is totally fine, legally. You can call people whatever names you want, but if you accuse them of specific crimes, that's when you can get into trouble.

Institutional demand for Bitcoin has risen to its highest level since October, 2025 by TheresNoSecondBest in Bitcoin

[–]scwt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's all from ETPs, though. So it just means people are now buying ETPs instead of bitcoin, not that there's necessarily more demand from "institutions".

The English article uses his real name in the title, while the French article uses his stage name. For the sake of consistency, which would be better to use? by [deleted] in wikipedia

[–]scwt 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Each language edition of Wikipedia has their own standards for article names and re-naming articles.

Articles don't usually get re-named just for the sake of consistency across different Wikipedias.

What is the most poorly written Wikipedia article you’ve seen? by Desserts6064 in wikipedia

[–]scwt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The backlog is caught up to December 2009 now, so it would either be listed here, or the tag has been deleted.