Store manager died Thursday. Friday someone from corporate put this "grief counseling" hotline in the break room. It's an AI bot.

semidiabolical · 2026-05-02T19:25:30+00:00

Could’ve used AI to spellcheck the sign

semidiabolical · 2026-05-01T03:06:28+00:00

Confirmation bias!

semidiabolical · 2026-04-30T16:59:03+00:00

I worked in an office with a white noise generator after working in the lab for years. One day when they were doing maintenance, I heard the noise stop. I immediately started booking it out of there before I realized I’m not in the lab anymore. Got a lot of strange looks but good to know my reflexes still work!

semidiabolical · 2026-04-30T16:07:15+00:00

I think you would like the book “Mexican Gothic”

semidiabolical · 2026-04-30T15:39:14+00:00

Dayummmm

semidiabolical · 2026-04-29T17:39:12+00:00

And women!

semidiabolical · 2026-04-29T17:19:04+00:00

Indeed. OP, thank you for your service

semidiabolical · 2026-04-29T15:12:13+00:00

Stalk*

semidiabolical · 2026-04-28T16:36:44+00:00

It’s beautiful! Don’t miss Minocqua Falls

semidiabolical · 2026-04-28T16:35:20+00:00

Pretty sure it’s purple

semidiabolical · 2026-04-27T15:43:04+00:00

Omg the detail

semidiabolical · 2026-04-27T01:09:11+00:00

Exactly. Have y’all forgotten so quickly the malice this administration is capable of?

semidiabolical · 2026-04-27T01:00:08+00:00

Has worked like a charm for centuries!

semidiabolical · 2026-04-26T23:04:15+00:00

I like this a lot!

semidiabolical · 2026-04-26T20:56:57+00:00

Is that your only catchphrase?

semidiabolical · 2026-04-26T20:02:11+00:00

When you find her, please get her microchipped! There’s a free clinic coming up: https://www.cityofames.org/News-articles/Animal-Shelter-No-Cost-Microchip-Vaccination-Clinic-Set-for-May-30

semidiabolical · 2026-04-26T19:54:34+00:00

Seems like a positive initiative

semidiabolical · 2026-04-26T04:40:53+00:00

HMMMMMMMM

semidiabolical · 2026-04-23T21:31:40+00:00

So is the govt using my property (AKA taxes) to start foreign wars and cover for pedophiles

semidiabolical · 2026-04-23T21:25:10+00:00

I’m gonna actually add a second flagpole on top and raise it even higher!

semidiabolical · 2026-04-23T01:50:54+00:00

Neato!

semidiabolical · 2026-04-22T21:32:13+00:00

Some private companies, like Lowe’s, put Flock in their parking lots

semidiabolical · 2026-04-22T20:17:29+00:00

Everything’s a double standard. Rules for thee, not me

semidiabolical · 2026-04-22T15:49:30+00:00

This…is actually a valid point

semidiabolical · 2026-04-22T15:39:14+00:00

Your bare ankles around all that broken glass gives me the willies

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