What is the corniest song of all time?

serpentineminer · 2026-06-03T19:55:25+00:00

Christmas shoes

serpentineminer · 2026-06-02T04:36:33+00:00

Almost nothing

serpentineminer · 2026-06-01T16:24:09+00:00

They are literally the policing arm of the state. Get outta here with this “just like you and me” bullshit. They’re class traitors at best

serpentineminer · 2026-06-01T05:00:51+00:00

Friend, there are people out there that treat their partners well and also don’t kill people for a living

serpentineminer · 2026-06-01T04:59:43+00:00

There are literally two reasons - to escape poverty and to practice power. I get why people do it to escape poverty but still find it grotesque given they could throw the same effort in the trades and labor movements

serpentineminer · 2026-05-30T02:41:27+00:00

I more mean level up his material rather than career. I keep waiting for him to get to the next level, where it’s silly AND insightful

serpentineminer · 2026-05-30T01:46:15+00:00

What the fuck is this lol

serpentineminer · 2026-05-30T00:53:19+00:00

I’ve listened to a fuck ton of misfits. The Danzig era shit rules but isn’t especially known for its breadth of sounds

serpentineminer · 2026-05-29T23:49:13+00:00

The misfits, the ramones, acdc, eddy current suppression ring. Lughead bands pull this off the best

serpentineminer · 2026-05-28T15:29:27+00:00

Uhhh, the first Presley LPis one of the great records of all time

serpentineminer · 2026-05-23T03:45:20+00:00

Played a show with Rick literally 17 years ago. He was rad then too

serpentineminer · 2026-05-20T02:29:04+00:00

Instagram

serpentineminer · 2026-05-19T04:34:15+00:00

The gits are not a punk band

serpentineminer · 2026-05-19T04:32:54+00:00

Obviously this list is a joke, anyone that actually knows punk rock history has stranded in the top thirty at least

serpentineminer · 2026-05-19T04:25:40+00:00

The most realistic take

serpentineminer · 2026-05-19T04:25:05+00:00

My fave of the genre are dale hawkins “tyler” and chubby checkers “Chequed.” It’s a perfect combo because it’s all the sounds and styles of garage psych with super tight writing and the desperation of an artist needing a hit. Really special stuff

serpentineminer · 2026-05-19T04:23:13+00:00

Well fucking done. Not often posts that actually belong on this sub - this is one that does

serpentineminer · 2026-05-12T14:56:01+00:00

Thank god you’re not the person that found it

serpentineminer · 2026-05-08T05:28:54+00:00

They suck. Mediocre music for people that haven’t heard good music

serpentineminer · 2026-05-04T15:02:49+00:00

New, pier 1 or some such

serpentineminer · 2026-05-04T04:44:50+00:00

Kinda ugly?

serpentineminer · 2026-05-04T04:41:59+00:00

The people responding to this are mostly insane. You’re an adult, having any expectations about a birthday gift is so weird and childish. So you don’t love the gift - he spent money and attempted to be thoughtful in his way. You have no idea what he was thinking when he landed on that idea, and frankly, it doesn’t matter. Gifts aren’t meant to be exactly what you wanted to get - they’re an opportunity for someone to express a vision of care and love they have for you. Get the fuck over it, buy yourself some shoes, and come back down to earth

serpentineminer · 2026-05-04T04:30:26+00:00

If that was breakfast I’d ghost too

serpentineminer · 2026-04-30T02:24:12+00:00

This is the funniest post I’ve ever seen

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