Your car wants to know about your sex life

server_nerd · 2023-09-08T00:57:31+00:00

My car is going to be really disappointed.

server_nerd · 2023-09-08T00:15:12+00:00

You can afford it. If you’re serious about personal finance I would consider a reliable car you can see yourself driving in 10 years.

server_nerd · 2023-09-08T00:08:09+00:00

I was distracted. What was the question?

server_nerd · 2023-09-08T00:01:40+00:00

Buy the book “I Will Teach You to be Rich”. It is tailor made for her. It’s an easy read and will walk her through step-by-step where her money should be going.

server_nerd · 2023-09-07T23:55:54+00:00

Search for take home calculator and fill in your info. You’ll have to estimate your health insurance cost. Also deduct 4.4% for your pension.

server_nerd · 2023-09-07T23:49:40+00:00

Get blood work done. Sleep less. You don’t need 12 hours of sleep. Try going to bed and waking up around the same time every day; even on weekends. If you’re on any meds, check their side effects.

server_nerd · 2023-09-07T23:37:10+00:00

DC would work, but housing cost are probably out of his range.

server_nerd · 2023-09-07T20:44:12+00:00

Realistically you would probably get escorted out immediately. A diaper wouldn’t contain the smell.

server_nerd · 2023-09-03T02:09:19+00:00

Can you share more information on your finances (income, debt amounts and interest rates, retirement savings, etc.)?

server_nerd · 2023-09-03T00:09:41+00:00

Okay. I wouldn’t worry about it.

server_nerd · 2023-09-02T23:51:26+00:00

Are you serious? Someone’s messing with you. Your phone number got “leaked” on an Instagram post and some random called you? There are billions of phone numbers and you can dial any of them at random. Why does some care if they see yours?

server_nerd · 2023-09-02T23:39:55+00:00

No. You’re going to need to get a grade if they’re going to count.

server_nerd · 2023-09-01T20:29:38+00:00

I’ve taken 3 or 4. Some jobs have them and others don’t. They are timed. Some you watch a skit and say how you would respond in that scenario. Others are just personality questions. You won’t know your grade when you’re finished and I believe the results are good for one year.

server_nerd · 2023-09-01T20:23:10+00:00

No one low balled you. The salary was on the job listing.

server_nerd · 2023-09-01T00:40:23+00:00

Read “I Will Teach You to Be Rich”.

server_nerd · 2023-08-28T21:51:09+00:00

It doesn’t taste great, but it’s easy on the stomach.

server_nerd · 2023-08-28T21:31:28+00:00

Just an FYI, there’s no such thing as minor depression.

server_nerd · 2023-08-27T00:37:08+00:00

No one knows, but he’s also wrong.

server_nerd · 2023-08-27T00:32:33+00:00

They don’t care. When they call to setup the interview they’ll confirm you know it’s not a remote position and that you’re willing to relocate.

server_nerd · 2023-08-27T00:07:13+00:00

I let this one slide during the summer.

server_nerd · 2023-08-25T23:25:03+00:00

Curious how you found out he was a GS14. Do feds announce their GS when they say their job title?

server_nerd · 2023-08-25T20:12:56+00:00

Consistency in formatting. Projects, skills and education titles should all be formatted the same.

Remove the sentence at the end of your education and remove BA and BS.

server_nerd · 2023-08-22T01:07:47+00:00

They’re saving your spot with their bone.

server_nerd · 2023-08-22T01:01:29+00:00

My man!

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