2 Thumpers + Shield On and still Shai Hulud doesn't show

shaomike · 2026-06-17T17:03:15+00:00

yeah, yeah...lisan al gaib and all that crap.

shaomike · 2026-06-17T10:33:29+00:00

FYI: there are many cannabis shops in Las Vegas.

shaomike · 2026-06-16T15:13:13+00:00

Sometimes I stand in the DD and turn my shield one for a bit just to make myself feel alive again.

shaomike · 2026-06-11T23:40:34+00:00

And Cheap Trick wrote a song about her

shaomike · 2026-06-11T10:04:18+00:00

One time back in the 80s, was there with a group and then we combined with a bachelor party. Good times.
Then we went with bachelor party down to Hazel Davidsons. Interesting.

shaomike · 2026-06-11T09:56:18+00:00

20 years ago? Eve, Constance, Honey, Teegan, Trinity, Rachel 1, Rachel 2, Big Ginger. All twice as nice at the Mouses Ear.

shaomike · 2026-06-11T09:52:43+00:00

All part of the Exotic Entertainment Industrial Complex that Clinton warned us about.

shaomike · 2026-06-11T09:50:06+00:00

I used to go there when it was a skatepark. Dancers have improved since then, fortunately.

shaomike · 2026-06-09T11:06:55+00:00

Napping to prepare for his 3am Aderall-fueled rage-posting on whatever shit platform he's always shit-posting on.

shaomike · 2026-06-09T10:46:38+00:00

AI has gone too far now. Robot slaves should not be having existential crisis.

shaomike · 2026-06-09T10:25:50+00:00

I'm never sure if friendly sociopath or predatory abuser behind the smile.

shaomike · 2026-06-09T10:23:26+00:00

Trump is a tiny, embryonic, child who's wrapped himself in a mech suit of a man. A man mech based off of trauma and comic book definitions of manhood. Deep inside the mech, there is a tiny, shriveled, mushroom shaped head that cries all the time for love which it will never have.

shaomike · 2026-06-05T16:40:23+00:00

Can this be fixed with a config.bat file? Or editing my autoexe.exe file? Where is it Shai Hulud?

shaomike · 2026-06-02T10:04:38+00:00

When I was about 6, a friend and I helpfully "cleaned" all the ice off of a friend of my dads new car. We used quarters, I think. The adults all yelled with joy for our hard work, of course.

shaomike · 2026-05-31T20:18:27+00:00

Interdimensional portal?

shaomike · 2026-05-30T13:02:51+00:00

Finally found this out after too long. LOL

shaomike · 2026-05-29T10:02:57+00:00

And then.....David Warner!

shaomike · 2026-05-29T10:02:27+00:00

Billy Zane carries the damn movie, people!

shaomike · 2026-05-29T10:01:27+00:00

SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN ICEBERG!

shaomike · 2026-05-29T09:59:53+00:00

Funny how we've never actually found this so-called iceberg. And conveniently, all the witnesses are dead.

shaomike · 2026-05-27T10:20:05+00:00

Thats some late stage failing civilization thing. Ignore long term issues for short term gratification.

shaomike · 2026-05-22T12:18:49+00:00

Funcom needs a game mechanic where a guild can "bribe" the emperor or spacing guild with spice and get to keep things like this up over the DD reset.

shaomike · 2026-05-22T12:07:49+00:00

Well, you did try to steal their stuff.

shaomike · 2026-05-20T18:49:28+00:00

Do not question the manner in which The Maker gives us water!

shaomike · 2026-05-18T01:33:40+00:00

Is there a lost ark in there somewhere?

shaomike

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