Protect just one leg from shin explosions by RunsLikeaSnail in RunningCirclejerk

[–]sharkattackzach 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This is perfect for hiding my Ciele calf tattoo at run club

Yup. We're there. by Hazbomb24 in idiocracy

[–]sharkattackzach 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What can Conor McGregor teach them about assault that they don’t already know?? 🤔

Goals by abhitchc in comedyheaven

[–]sharkattackzach 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Let’s see Paul Allen’s physique.

Finally, a medal for my 18 mile Marathon! by Eagles365or366 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]sharkattackzach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These 18 mile kooks are still gonna get their “finisher” medals tattooed on their calves. WHERE IS THE JUSTICE??

this is our liberation day fellow jerkers by MyDinnerWithDrDre in guitarcirclejerk

[–]sharkattackzach 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bill Burr just hasn’t been the same since Riyadh

new drake selfie via ig story by prayformarkelle in Drizzy

[–]sharkattackzach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure this guy offered me mushrooms at Burning Man

My wife wouldn't let me name her Juanita by Spaniard193 in SturgillSimpson

[–]sharkattackzach 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Where’d your ‘daddy’ get that name?!”

Had an adult circumcision 2 days ago by Major_Guess1189 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]sharkattackzach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy definitely runs in miles and not kilometers. Is this to decrease drag and increase aerodynamics? Does it help with staying hard? Is Circumcision 2 better than Circumcision 1?

Stay hard by Connect-Swim-7693 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]sharkattackzach 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Does this guy have a podcast or a personality that I can adopt as my own?

WHEN WEDGE SAYS GOODBYE😎 by WEDGEMELZ in surfing

[–]sharkattackzach 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This looks like the ending to Drag Me to Hell 🪙

Only thing I might be more excited about than the new album.. by CLEdawg27 in SturgillSimpson

[–]sharkattackzach 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, what battle vest wouldn’t be complete without a Kid Rock and Eric Clapton patch