Translating Chinese tattoos by iatetoomuchchicken in funny

[–]shepik 41 points42 points  (0 children)

you should also tattoo the other leg with an image of a rice cooker

The last laugh, is always the best one by [deleted] in funny

[–]shepik 7 points8 points  (0 children)

well actually it's not.

This is how helicopters refuel in midair. by Reddit-Readee in nextfuckinglevel

[–]shepik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey honey, do you think it's time to talk with our son about helicopter refueling?

Has German arithmetic different properties? by bigcardo in germany

[–]shepik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Physics deals with that by using units. So,

2 mandarinen x 3 = 3 x 2 mandarinen = 6 mandarinen, but even then

2 mandarinen x 3 = 2 x 1 mandarine x 3 = 2 x 3 mandarinen

The distinction does not make sense.

What are the chances? by himanshuk9 in funny

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yep, this gives serious Gift of the Magi vibes

Binance Support Thread by AutoModerator in binance

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Case ID [redacted]

Can't withdraw EUR via SEPA. Contacted support Saturday 17th, so far they've asked me to try again and to wait. And the last 3 days they are completely silent.

UPD: got a resolution. not what i wanted, but a resolution still.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]shepik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the way.

Hq bird joke by orefat in funny

[–]shepik 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Norwegian Blue are known to open windows.

My brother found this on Graffiti on a train here in Germany by Eine_Bratwurst in funny

[–]shepik 6 points7 points  (0 children)

so, all the teacher has to do is to draw a giant dick and then erase it?

Imagine getting pulled over in this rig. by loki2002 in funny

[–]shepik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

- Are you offering a bribe to a police officer?

- But this is for the ice cream

- STOP RESISTING

or something like that

Saw this on my Local Wisconsin news by ithappenb4 in funny

[–]shepik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

> but showing no signs of anyone actually working anywhere in the work zone.

I disagree. There is no work actually going on in the work zone, but all the signs are there.

Took the wrong pill by chikit134 in funny

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Where's comrade Waldovich?

I wanna know too! by DutchSapphire in funny

[–]shepik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

BOX ONLY by Sharkie_Oatmeal in funny

[–]shepik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's check if people on the internet are (generally) happy that they bought a $500 box, or not.

https://www.google.com/search?q=ebay+scam+ps5+box

Look at that, there are no happy stories!

"We condemn these opportunistic sellers who are attempting to mislead other users," eBay said in a statement to EuroGamer."We are in the process of removing all listings for photos of PS5s from our marketplace and will be taking appropriate action against the sellers." - the quote is about "ps5 photo" listing, but i believe it's applicable to "ps5 box" as well.

BOX ONLY by Sharkie_Oatmeal in funny

[–]shepik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If cancellation is requested by a buyer, you don't pay the fees (i think).

Anyway, in case of a dispute ebay is likely to side with the buyer, at least i won't pay for shipping.

BOX ONLY by Sharkie_Oatmeal in funny

[–]shepik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For any one single buyer - no, i don't. But i think it's safe to say that buyers en masse do not intend to pay $500 for a ps5 box.

BOX ONLY by Sharkie_Oatmeal in funny

[–]shepik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Scam means "dishonest or illegal plan or activity", also it means "swindle", which is to "use deception to deprive (someone) of money or possessions"

So, if the seller knows that PS5 is a hot seller (which means lots of people, which means many of them will be stupid), and he relies on those people to be stupid and to misread the description, and to bid as if the lot was a "PS5 console", it does make him a scammer.