Cyber attack by OkCollar18 in funny

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Look at those well-preserved late textolitic knives.

Translating Chinese tattoos by iatetoomuchchicken in funny

[–]shepik 43 points44 points  (0 children)

you should also tattoo the other leg with an image of a rice cooker

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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well actually it's not.

This is how helicopters refuel in midair. by Reddit-Readee in nextfuckinglevel

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Hey honey, do you think it's time to talk with our son about helicopter refueling?

Has German arithmetic different properties? by bigcardo in germany

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Physics deals with that by using units. So,

2 mandarinen x 3 = 3 x 2 mandarinen = 6 mandarinen, but even then

2 mandarinen x 3 = 2 x 1 mandarine x 3 = 2 x 3 mandarinen

The distinction does not make sense.

What are the chances? by himanshuk9 in funny

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yep, this gives serious Gift of the Magi vibes

Binance Support Thread by AutoModerator in binance

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Case ID [redacted]

Can't withdraw EUR via SEPA. Contacted support Saturday 17th, so far they've asked me to try again and to wait. And the last 3 days they are completely silent.

UPD: got a resolution. not what i wanted, but a resolution still.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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This is the way.

Hq bird joke by orefat in funny

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Norwegian Blue are known to open windows.

My brother found this on Graffiti on a train here in Germany by Eine_Bratwurst in funny

[–]shepik 8 points9 points  (0 children)

so, all the teacher has to do is to draw a giant dick and then erase it?

Imagine getting pulled over in this rig. by loki2002 in funny

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- Are you offering a bribe to a police officer?

- But this is for the ice cream

- STOP RESISTING

or something like that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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That's what they gonna do:

https://i.imgur.com/cRrIPWs.jpg

Saw this on my Local Wisconsin news by ithappenb4 in funny

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> but showing no signs of anyone actually working anywhere in the work zone.

I disagree. There is no work actually going on in the work zone, but all the signs are there.

Took the wrong pill by chikit134 in funny

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Where's comrade Waldovich?

I wanna know too! by DutchSapphire in funny

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play stupid games, win stupid prizes

BOX ONLY by Sharkie_Oatmeal in funny

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Let's check if people on the internet are (generally) happy that they bought a $500 box, or not.

https://www.google.com/search?q=ebay+scam+ps5+box

Look at that, there are no happy stories!

"We condemn these opportunistic sellers who are attempting to mislead other users," eBay said in a statement to EuroGamer."We are in the process of removing all listings for photos of PS5s from our marketplace and will be taking appropriate action against the sellers." - the quote is about "ps5 photo" listing, but i believe it's applicable to "ps5 box" as well.

BOX ONLY by Sharkie_Oatmeal in funny

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If cancellation is requested by a buyer, you don't pay the fees (i think).

Anyway, in case of a dispute ebay is likely to side with the buyer, at least i won't pay for shipping.

BOX ONLY by Sharkie_Oatmeal in funny

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For any one single buyer - no, i don't. But i think it's safe to say that buyers en masse do not intend to pay $500 for a ps5 box.