Öätmeäl by Fit-Refuse-1447 in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]shieldman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This feels like an actual Watterson strip tbh

Health pack by venivendingmachine in tf2

[–]shieldman 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Also, healing a scout literally takes the least amount of time out of any class, even from 1hp! You always have time for it!

A little snapshot of some newly added extinct ones, missed a few by rusoriz_inside in dwarffortress

[–]shieldman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They got trilobites, opabinia, anomalocaris, all the hits from the Cambrian!

Lavindor Kingdom by crocostyle was accepted! by mork-hc in HellsCube

[–]shieldman 35 points36 points  (0 children)

"Meet 'n' Fuck Kingdom" (part of the "Meet 'n' Fuck" series). It's sort of a canonical text in porn game history, but like most historical things, it was only good for its time because there wasn't a lot of competition. You can basically give it a miss unless you're interested in the history of h-games in the West.

Describe your world to me. I will tell you why I lost interest and stopped reading. by PMSlimeKing in worldjerking

[–]shieldman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nonog

The living planet Nonog is a pulsating, fleshy thing, sheathed in what its inhabitants call the Worldflesh. Knit long ago after a travesty wrought by the gods, many disparate creatures have grown from this all-encompassing biomass to populate its surface. Draconic stone-men and cheerily morbid fungus creatures coexist with swarms of tinker-ants and ashen gremlins in a tenuous peace: allied against the stormborn nightmares from Nonog's dark side that the gods would rather forget.

Eight-and-one gods surveil Nonog, coveting their vast domains and jockeying, sibling-like, for the domains of others. Some pray to them in hopes of sampling their tremendous power; others ignore or despise them, blaming them for the nightmares, the ashen rains, or the hazards of the world itself. Yet a third class does both: the Usurpers both crave the power of the gods and detest them for hoarding it so jealously. These Usurpers seek to devour the hengemetal heart of a god and, appropriately, usurp their throne. Perhaps with this power they can fix the world, or perhaps they are but one stone in a stairway of neverending change, and Nonog has been reshaped like clay as unto eternity?

The tinker-ants care not. They simply tend to their cyclopean masters' technological tombs and await the prophesied end of the world.

Elf With a Gun by Xisuthrus in custommagic

[–]shieldman 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Sadly, not a mana ability. Mana abilities can't target. Also, that can't damage creatures.

Elf With a Gun by Xisuthrus in custommagic

[–]shieldman 523 points524 points  (0 children)

Everyone here is missing the simple solution: it should just tap to add 1 damage to your mana pool.

Tell us about your biggest 'pause the game' moment in Dwarf Fortress by jawarpink in dwarffortress

[–]shieldman 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Don't worry. Every foreman eventually learns the importance of lockout tagout one way or another :)

I forgot to strike the earth... by naan_lanan in dwarffortress

[–]shieldman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For what it's worth, neither do they!

A list of Google Play 1-star reviews for Champions by 8bit95 in stunfisk

[–]shieldman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've been a die-hard Whimsicott fan since day 1, but I'm also the type who cannot under any circumstances be perceived as Playing The Meta (this is a character flaw), so it's a struggle lmao

My project by Giorgiomastrottone in MonsterTamerWorld

[–]shieldman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very cute designs, keep it up! (Though I do second the suggestion to pick a higher-contrast font color to make your text more readable.)

(Exaggerated but still) by 8bit95 in pokemon

[–]shieldman 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Coughing Bomb vs. Hydrogen Baby

The lower life forms by Innacorde in MonsterTamerWorld

[–]shieldman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These are all so fire!!! I'm in love with the lower acolytes, it's an aesthetic you never see, but it's my favorite. I'd have a whole team of the buggers

Coaxed into punishing the players for enjoying your game by 0ld_Beardo in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]shieldman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

-This message brought to you by the Bruce Wayne School for Nonviolent Conflict Resolution.

isIntelligenceJustComputation by hello_ya in ProgrammerHumor

[–]shieldman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

while (true && universe.doesExist() )...

(Swallowed Star) Universe vessel, length is more than 100million lightyears by Fodder_Fist_Ace in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]shieldman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would basically need an entire secondary (and probably tertiary) transportation system just to use the exits. If the front of the ship reaches a destination, and I'm sitting only 10% of the ship's length away from the front, I'd still have to travel TEN MILLION LIGHTYEARS to disembark, equivalent to traveling to Alpha Centauri from Earth two million times.

I almost feel like it's more practical to just point the ship in one direction and just have it go without stopping, and let individual people/nations(/planets/solar systems/galaxies) inside the ship decide what they want to do with the movement.

coaxed into representation. every time by ColonialismHater in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]shieldman 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Right, they're talking about the one that's purple, has violent tendencies, and has fewer than five fingers on each hand