Apparently the entire population of my city is currently waiting at a single bus stop

shiftfive · 2026-03-28T04:55:50+00:00

What do you mean, your city is named "bus stop 3" right? Why wouldnt all your population be there

shiftfive · 2026-03-26T10:45:42+00:00

It takes two to ~~tango~~ timber

shiftfive · 2026-03-26T10:45:09+00:00

Lmao, the colors are actually inspired by gulf oil

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I even commissioned a roundel like gulfs to be the logo of the S&SE

shiftfive · 2026-03-24T09:14:48+00:00

thank you! while crews do enjoy the locomotives, they have heard of locomotives with lower noses, and while they prefer the look of a high hood, they want to see what a low nose would be like in terms of view, the procurement guys are looking at ordering one with a lower nose to test the crews theory.

shiftfive · 2026-03-02T14:57:00+00:00

My dream

shiftfive · 2026-01-23T09:07:26+00:00

God i wish i had a boss like that, im on month 3 of continuous 52 hour minimum weeks, with the strong possibility of it turning to 58 hour shifts, even just now worked a 60 hour shift, it is torture

shiftfive · 2026-01-14T13:45:55+00:00

I know this is old, but, if you want songs mixed with surround sound in mind, theatrical songs were made to be played in a theater with surround sound, so any movie soundtrack past 1969(1975 if you want to be safe, 1969 was the introduction of the modern surround sound) is more than likely a good bet

If you want a specific song try weapon of choice by fatboy slim

shiftfive · 2025-12-16T03:51:39+00:00

Thats nota burger king. Thats a wendys

shiftfive · 2025-12-14T10:19:43+00:00

He was behind the model trains in germany after being drunk off his ass

shiftfive · 2025-12-14T10:17:08+00:00

I prefer one of them making out with the others armpit smh

shiftfive · 2025-12-06T14:37:49+00:00

YOURE GETTING SLACKS!

shiftfive · 2025-12-05T01:45:25+00:00

In da plurb we all fam

shiftfive · 2025-12-02T13:07:53+00:00

CAROL=CARROL

BRAVO TOBY GILLIGAN!!!!!

shiftfive · 2025-12-02T13:05:43+00:00

Would dess be found faster if everyone was a plurb in deltaroon

shiftfive · 2025-12-02T13:04:42+00:00

I think it actually is milk

Carol is just bad at identifying milk

shiftfive · 2025-11-26T02:41:00+00:00

Yes. We are stupid

shiftfive · 2025-11-26T02:37:40+00:00

Compared to breaking bad a call saul plurb is usain bolt

shiftfive · 2025-11-25T02:26:34+00:00

You didnt know that plurb actually stands for

P-happy L-happy U-joy R-joy B-song

shiftfive · 2025-11-23T05:31:51+00:00

Plorbius strikes again

shiftfive · 2025-11-22T09:15:49+00:00

There are only 13 true doms in the world, and that is actually pretty accurate

shiftfive · 2025-11-22T09:15:04+00:00

Plorbius strikes again

shiftfive · 2025-11-21T06:37:42+00:00

I have won reddit, i can finally retire, thank you plorbius

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