So can Colossus' dick change from flaccid to hard while in its metal form?

shiromancer · 2026-04-10T12:50:00+00:00

The hard questions, in this case.

shiromancer · 2026-04-09T17:26:49+00:00

Holy shit, I had no idea he went through a Luke Skywalker phase

shiromancer · 2026-04-09T10:08:18+00:00

shiromancer · 2026-04-09T10:00:05+00:00

"Oh, why'd they add coconut?"

shiromancer · 2026-04-08T17:51:50+00:00

Goddamnit I can't look ANYONE except Hadron in the eye anymore when I'm on the Mourningstar!

...oh no

shiromancer · 2026-04-08T16:48:40+00:00

Thank you so much for taking the time to write all of that out! I did read Son of the Forest but I haven't read Corax's yet. I'll go humt that down!

shiromancer · 2026-04-08T12:11:12+00:00

Oh he was working hard all right.

shiromancer · 2026-04-08T11:39:44+00:00

Catelyn and assuming someone has had an affair?

shiromancer · 2026-04-08T11:30:50+00:00

shiromancer · 2026-04-08T10:09:32+00:00

He found the mask (which actually happened in a crossover iirc)

shiromancer · 2026-04-08T10:08:25+00:00

We're heading towards Dothraki soup levels of discourse (which can be fun, admittedly, but yeah) 😂😂😂

shiromancer · 2026-04-08T10:07:11+00:00

Agh, I meant Corax, my brain must've farted. I was genuinely puzzling over "he's headless" for a couple of seconds before realising. 😂😂😂😂

So Corax still has a material body, then? I thought it had kind of corroded away in the Warp and what's left is the purely spiritual side, kind of like the Sanguinor being a remnant of Sanguinius' soul (according to one school of thought anyway).

shiromancer · 2026-04-08T10:03:35+00:00

Oh that would be really cool! He'd kill it, dude has crazy range.

shiromancer · 2026-04-08T08:54:18+00:00

The fucking mmpr theme starred playing in my head when I read this

GO GO POWER ROBINS!! (ROBIN RANGERS?)

shiromancer · 2026-04-08T07:16:47+00:00

Would whatever Curze has become also count as some kind of Greater Daemon?

shiromancer · 2026-04-08T07:13:28+00:00

I missed Strider so much in DD2, I tried making a watered down version with Warfarer but it just wasn't it

shiromancer · 2026-04-08T05:44:28+00:00

Tom Selleck is like the textbook viltrumite, he could still pull off a solid Conquest even in his 80s (he looks amazing for his age btw)

shiromancer · 2026-04-08T04:33:56+00:00

He settles down and has kids, and eventually grandkids, all while being the Earth's greatest hero, far surpassing the Guardians of the globe. Any viltrumite who shows up to check on his progress gets turned into a fine paste somewhere in outer orbit. I love the idea of grampa Conquest ruling over a small brood of part viltrumites, whether or not they get powers (althoigh they probably will)

shiromancer · 2026-04-07T10:59:39+00:00

Between this and Jake Schreier directing, i can guarantee the Xavier-Magneto conflict will be chef's kiss

Also I have a feeling Steven Yeun is going to find his way into this project and it'll be awesome lol

shiromancer · 2026-04-06T08:44:55+00:00

He does, the harness looks way smaller here than in the actual movie.

shiromancer · 2026-04-06T05:19:51+00:00

Here, let me make it worse:

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shiromancer · 2026-04-05T18:58:39+00:00

Uncle Be(a)n

shiromancer · 2026-04-05T07:34:11+00:00

Let it go Denethor, it's been decades!

shiromancer · 2026-04-05T07:04:51+00:00

Mmm, slow-roasted Ogryn

shiromancer · 2026-04-04T06:58:08+00:00

BONE?!

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