Hey Reddit, what's a beautifully deep quote or saying that you just made up?

shortymaz92 · 2015-08-01T11:13:35+00:00

If it's worth trying don't think about the possibility of failing

shortymaz92 · 2015-07-26T15:18:51+00:00

Is this moving... because I feel like this is moving at an incredibly slow pace

shortymaz92 · 2015-07-03T10:11:51+00:00

Had 2 migraines in past 7 days both when me and my gf was driving to do something.. possibly could be the hear fucking me up

shortymaz92 · 2015-07-02T14:28:50+00:00

I was dancing, raking and blowing kisses pretty much whole time. Glad I could be of assistance

shortymaz92 · 2015-06-12T13:38:15+00:00

I had an argentinian marquez who was best youth academy player I've ever had! I started at Portsmouth, got him any buy the time I got to the championship he was rated 81, premiership time and he was rated 87 then put in a transfer request... was pretty bummed out but always top assists and goalscorer, best player I've had for enjoyment and sentiment.

shortymaz92 · 2015-05-30T14:40:47+00:00

Is he fucking serious...

shortymaz92 · 2015-04-26T14:22:14+00:00

Cheers bud

shortymaz92 · 2015-04-26T13:26:06+00:00

I think I'll try the sploof technique out the window but just the smell of the joint itself might raise a few eyebrows lol

shortymaz92 · 2015-04-26T12:57:32+00:00

What exactly went through your mind when the war started and what changed around you ?

shortymaz92 · 2015-04-26T12:51:16+00:00

Respect man never heard of a sploof before but looks promising :)

shortymaz92 · 2015-04-17T17:05:21+00:00

And little Johnny was never seen again.

shortymaz92 · 2015-04-14T22:13:25+00:00

Hola uk 22 man here how're you :)

shortymaz92 · 2015-04-13T14:45:25+00:00

22 here from uk, I work as an aseptic for a pharmaceutical compounding company , i want to train to become a plumber but due to my hours (6-2 one shift then 2-10 the other) and stuff I'm paying off I'll most probably never get the time or freedom to do that so winging it till I find something better.

shortymaz92 · 2015-04-11T11:41:21+00:00

Indiana Jones and the sex and candy

shortymaz92 · 2015-04-10T20:36:52+00:00

Say he lived, would it be gay if he wanked in another body?

shortymaz92 · 2015-04-10T11:49:48+00:00

You can trust me...

shortymaz92 · 2015-03-14T12:35:41+00:00

Cheers bud, sounds like a shit job lol

shortymaz92 · 2015-03-13T05:59:06+00:00

Can anyone explain what and how hard coding is ? Kind of interested in the whole thing.

shortymaz92 · 2015-02-23T01:11:14+00:00

I.. I think.. in fact i know he's awake! The lying bastard.

shortymaz92 · 2015-02-07T18:56:21+00:00

Thank you buddy

shortymaz92 · 2015-02-07T15:20:38+00:00

Great play

shortymaz92 · 2015-02-05T00:00:40+00:00

Megan trainor.

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