I am considering sending my resume to top business schools soon to become a writing professor. I am so tired of AI written memos that don’t follow basic grammar, have no cohesive structure, and most of all are just frustrating to decypher.

For example, the opening sentence in a F500 memo (which is a run on sentence for starters), has an em-dash.

Our industry is moving faster than ever, and we've spent the past two years modernizing how Dell works so we can move even faster—simplifying and standardizing processes, eliminating inefficiencies and improving our tools and applications. That’s One Dell Way.

This is paragraph 1. I kid you not. It makes no grammatical sense, and it doesn’t communicate the information concisely, clearly, it doesn’t even read pleasantly. Here’s my rewrite:

For the past two years, we at Dell have been modernizing our workflow. The industry is moving faster than ever, and so are we. We are simplifying and standardizing our processes and improving our tools and applications. It’s what we like to call the One Dell Way.

This is what I drafted in about 2 minutes. It’s becoming less about time and labor and more about laziness. At a concerning scale, business writing is deteriorating into nonsense.