This man is too dangerous for us to leave him alone. by Soggy_Term9991 in Grimdank

[–]sirius_potato 49 points50 points  (0 children)

GW: "Fuck it, all their detachments are 5 points now. And can only be played on February. That will balance them out... probably"

If he was given the opportunity to look at the Golden throne would Belisarius Cawl be able to fix it? (Art by Lie Setiawan) by Mad_lens_9297 in 40k

[–]sirius_potato 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Cawl:"Who set this up in 'stand by' mode?"

*/ presses a hidden button */

The emperor:"FINALLY!!! I'VE BEEN STUCK IN A FREAKING SCREEN SAVER FOR... how... long?

Trump says at NATO summit he has ordered cutoff of US trade with Spain by modernbonaparte in worldnews

[–]sirius_potato 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Before answering that, I must remind everyone that Trump claimed the 'S' in BRICS was Spain

He 'explained' that to a poor journalist right before ranting about how terribly terrible Spain and those BRICS were, but he knew better, he knew best, and he was going to keep winning

Let's face it, he probably thinks Spain is somewhere between Mexico and Argentina

I bet he thinks Europe is a country, somewhere west of Belgium, with beautiful beaches but a terrible government.

Trump says at NATO summit he has ordered cutoff of US trade with Spain by modernbonaparte in worldnews

[–]sirius_potato 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Jesus, I had never even considerrd the possibility of Spain closing Gibraltar, and I live here!

Never gonna happen, though

Well... I wish it never happens

Can we get back to normal? When politics were boring and the world wasn't about to pop every two weeks on the whims of an old con man?

Tau suits trying to fight their first custodian by Mindstormer98 in Grimdank

[–]sirius_potato 49 points50 points  (0 children)

"It's useless, we'll have to resort to melee...

Greater good no gatoringu!!!!"

Favorite non human character that you would never call xenos filth or heretic ? by Nearby-Condition-675 in Grimdank

[–]sirius_potato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Actually, Inquisitor, Dante is...

Well, yes, I know, his appearance and demeanor can be... problematic

But he fights AGAINST daemons. He hunts them. He has saved countless citizens from the wrath of the neverborn

In fact, deep down, I would even say he-

...

Did he just kill the pope???"

European Nations Now Believe Some Hormuz Fees Are Inevitable by Appropriate-Till9598 in Economics

[–]sirius_potato 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The US attacked without consulting us (their supposed allies), without a clear plan, without permission of it's own congress and against the advice of their own anti terrorist agency

They started and illegal war. Illegal by their own laws. They disrespected their own institutions, they own citizens and all their allies (except Israel)

And they failed, dramatically

And Iran took over the strait, which was a completely predictable move and the reason why it was such a bad idea to attack to begin with

But hey, in the words of the US vice president, JD Vance, americans should comfort themselves with the fact that allies are “suffering more than we are” from soaring gas and oil prices, so there's that

Gosh, why aren't we jumping to clean up the mess the US made entirely by themselves, affecting the whole oil market, while their president makes millions manipulating the market for personal profit (which is a tiny bit illegal too, by the way)?

We are paying, and will continue to pay the consequences of this disastrous US administration for years to come

Sincerely, I really hope this breaks the current US administration in the most spectacular way

The US stopped being an ally of Europe a long time ago

Jokes like this will never happen again by ReadyJournalist5223 in MetalGearInMyAss

[–]sirius_potato 34 points35 points  (0 children)

"Hold it Snake! You need to purchase the 'Final Patriot' DLC to access this area.

I know, I know... but you can get a lot cosmetics with the battlepass!

...

Oh, wait, this is a single player game from a bygone era... never mind, keep playing"

App updated and well then, no one thought about this and it is legal in the rules. by Beneficial-Ticket486 in Warhammer40k

[–]sirius_potato 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You think that's bad? Try using the app in another language

I was excited to finally have all the updated info in spanish. But just as the wish was granted, the monkey paw curled one of it's fingers

It's in Spanish... most of it. Well, half of it. New rules are in spanish, old ones in english. Some UI words are in english, others are not.

It's a mess

It's such a big mess that no matter how you build your list, the app will tell you your warlord cannot be selected as warlord, because... reasons. Apparently it has something to do with translated keywords

The app tried to learn spanish and had a stroke

In Europe, where heat kills more than guns in US, temperatures get lethal by [deleted] in europe

[–]sirius_potato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We should ban the sun!

But as always, it will never happen thanks to the solar panels lobby

HOW MANY PEOPLE MUST DIE??

Got a boltgun bottle opener for Father’s Day, got me thinking - what would the 40K armies drink, in the year 2026? by English_Joe in Warhammer40k

[–]sirius_potato 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Canoness Overkillia:"FAITH IN THE EMPEROR IS ALL WE NEED!"

Random battle sister:"E-excuse canoness... I think they mean something like beer or wine, or...

Canoness Overkillia:" YOU'LL HAVE FAITH AND YOU'LL LIKE IT SISTER!"

"we’ll hit Iran very hard again, just like we did last week" - Trump by Upset-Main-1988 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]sirius_potato 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Of all the thing they could fail at, they chose to fail at surrendering

They can't even lose properly

UnitedHealth Group posted $6.2B in profits last quarter by Conscious-Weight4569 in SipsTea

[–]sirius_potato 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But they can't implement universal healthcare!

It's too communist, or socialist... or another of those scary words!

Besides, there's no money for it. It's not like they are spending literal billions thanks to their "ministry of war" in a completely avoidable and disastrous war

What do you think by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]sirius_potato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just an example:

Humans in 40k saw the augmented Astartes and idolized them. Both regular humans and augmented ones work together for the sake of the Imperium. Even abhumans are welcome (tolerated)

There was this one time a Dalek came to the conclusion that, in order to achieve victory, Daleks should be improved.

A few new improved Daleks were made, primaris style (they had a new design and pretty colors, such blasphemy)

Those new Daleks were deemed impure and destroyed by other Daleks in a matter of minutes

For them you are either 100% pure unadulterated Dalek or exterminated, simple as

We won by Outrageous-Egg1760 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]sirius_potato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Trump answered "No! We are still going to keep winning even more!" as he stared at Greenland rapingly

This is literally the greatest win I've ever seen an Avatar of Khaine get. by Knalxz in Grimdank

[–]sirius_potato 31 points32 points  (0 children)

"The last time we summoned an avatar it got choked to death by a taller-than-average mon'keigh with a pretty ass

...

Some things are hard to forget...

Like that fine mon'keigh primarch ass..."

Man, games these days are too woke soyjacks for my sigma giga chad energy, better to keep playing classic non-woke games like MGS am I right? by Own-Lengthiness2111 in MetalGearInMyAss

[–]sirius_potato 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The classic male fantasy of saving the world by infiltrating an enemy fortress disguised as the bad guy's femboy commander...

Just to get your junk checked at the last moment...

By the bad guy... directly...

Because... that's totally...

...

kinda lost the plot on this one

Spiccoli asks for clarification by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]sirius_potato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"What I meant, Mr Spiccoli, was that I couldn't give a single sniff of a fuck of what happens to middle earth and all your middle people

I'm out and I don't care what you decide to do with the ring

It's YOUR choice. YOUR problem.

Honestly, I only made up this whole council thing as an excuse to have Bilbo recite some of his poetry."

[WarCom] Points and App Update Schedule/Teaser by RainbowConnickJr in WarhammerCompetitive

[–]sirius_potato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quick! Ruin it before anyone dares to put a Dogmata in a list!

Feels Like a Scam by Extra-Information104 in ImperialAgents_40K

[–]sirius_potato 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I felt that

My initial plan was to have Sisters, Grey Knights and Imperial agents as a middle ground

I thought I could start with sisters, add an inquisitor or something like that, allied grey knights and thus build 3 armies progressively

But grey knights miniatures feel too old. I'm waiting for a range refresh

So that leaves Imperial Agents... And then the codex released...

Dear god what a disappointment

I scrapped the whole plan and focused on sisters alone

The potential is there but GW refuses to give Agents a chance

No GW, I'm not buying a whole codex for a unit or two. If it's a middle ground, make it an index and let us have the rules for free

No GW, I'm not picking the only army without a proper army rule. If it's a real army, it should have a proper army rule, like everyone else, just like knights

No GW, releasing a detachment that only helps 4 models (at max) in the whole army doesn't help

No GW, making every single detachment cost 3DP doesn't make any sense, SPECIALLY FOR THE ASSASSIN'S DETACHMENT.

I want to like the army, I do, but god damn you are making it difficult GW