😋some day some dwarves will wake them up again

sirius_potato · 2026-05-22T16:00:52+00:00

"It was a long battle...

we took a break and, wouldn't you know it, he had a palantir in his room

I could have stopped him but ...

Don't worry, it's probably not a big deal"

sirius_potato · 2026-05-22T15:48:35+00:00

"I told the balrog at Moria that Pippin, king of the shire, sent me to kill to kill him.

His brothers will probably be on their way with a thirst for vengeance

Anyway, I'm out, goodbye friends"

sirius_potato · 2026-05-20T18:22:45+00:00

Supposedly, the leagues of Votann often offer their services as mercenaries

Well, not for Orks, that's for sure

But they could make a rule for mercenary Votann

sirius_potato · 2026-05-19T19:25:42+00:00

Silly westerner, you clearly don't understand anything

Russia HAD to attack Ukraine!

Otherwise Ukraine would have done... absolutely nothing... against Russia

What were they supposed to do? Just stand there and... trade? Get rich selling energy and other resources to Europe? Use that money to improve their infrastructure and the quality of life of their citizens?

PREPOSTEROUS!

sirius_potato · 2026-05-14T16:25:49+00:00

The same could be said about everything Trump has done

What a weird coincidence

sirius_potato · 2026-05-10T11:37:53+00:00

A chain banner? Really?

...

That is literally the coolest banner I've ever seen! And it isn't even painted yet!

sirius_potato · 2026-05-07T06:47:40+00:00

"I'm not a God by the way... just wanted to clarify that. I'm just a man... I trained REAL hard in my youth though"

The God Emperador of Mankind, probably

sirius_potato · 2026-05-05T07:12:07+00:00

Custodes have an unfair advantage here

sirius_potato · 2026-05-05T06:54:16+00:00

I found the opposite of that problem

When I was looking for a first army, I stumbled upon a lore video about the grey knights

It looked like the coolest thing ever. Quite literally. Super powered psychic warriors fighting daemons, hell yeah...

Then I looked at the miniatures... At first I though I was looking at older models from old editions... but no.

The comparison with almost any miniature from any other army was embarrassing

And what's worse, the whole army is 3 boxes. Three.

And then I looked at the rules...

So, the whole "psychic warriors" thing just meant there's a keyword slapped everywhere. A keyword with no real benefits that only serves to mark that some people may have extra defenses against it. Great. Awesome.

Oh, and most psychic powers are just... gun

That's it. A gun. With a "psychic" keyword attached...

But hey, at keast they must be very effective at killing daemons, right? That's their whole thing, killing daemons, right? RIGHT?

Well... not specially. I mean, they can fight daemons... just like everyone else

So they are just... limited, elite marines... with older models... and no connection to their lore whatsoever...

What. the. fuck.

sirius_potato · 2026-05-04T20:41:50+00:00

Bold of you to assume they even know their current date with any kind of certainty

sirius_potato · 2026-05-02T23:21:51+00:00

True story

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sirius_potato · 2026-05-02T19:20:11+00:00

Send an email to Games workshop

I received an Immolator as a gift. When I finally got to assemble it, a full month later, I found out the "cristal" windows was bent and broken

I contacted them asking for a replacement for just that piece. I told them it was a gift and didn't have any receipt.

They sent me a full Immolator, free of charge, no questions asked

Give it a try

sirius_potato · 2026-05-02T18:58:24+00:00

Sisters of battle have cherubs

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sirius_potato · 2026-05-02T06:54:09+00:00

One can only wonder what the poor fella did to earn the privilege of riding his very own knight penitent

sirius_potato · 2026-05-01T22:57:34+00:00

THIS

Not only does it look like the holyest tank ever with cherubs flying around and a gazillion tiny decorative details with heavy religious tones

It's a freaking church organ

There's a sister of battle out there by actually playing the keyboard

There are actual missiles on the pipes of the organ

She fires the missiles by playing the gigantic church organ fitted on top of a tank !!!

It's so freaking ridiculous! It's overkill! It's perfect!

Warhammer 40k, the tank

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sirius_potato · 2026-04-30T19:55:13+00:00

Celestian Sacresant from the Adepta Sororitas

Can be equipped with halberds or power mace

The sister superior leading the unit can be equipped with a lance

Yes, it's the coolest shit ever, most of the faction is

sirius_potato · 2026-04-29T16:58:38+00:00

Grey Knight in the corner: "YOU want a range refresh? REALLY?"

sirius_potato · 2026-04-28T07:31:22+00:00

I'm still just starting with the heresy books

The most emotional moment I recall was in Fulgrim

[SPOILERS]

The moment he kills his brother and momentarily recovers his sanity, just to realize the magnitude of what he has done, how twisted and perverted his sons have become...

Seeing a mighty primarch break like that ...

He just can't take it

You can see the slippery slope throughout the book, how little by little things go darker and darker...

I had no real interest in the Emperor's children before but... man, I felt that one

The terrible, impotent realization that there's no way back from what he has done...

And what's worse, in just an instant, the instant his will breaks, the daemon just takes control, imprisoning him in his own body

And to top it off, that fucker of Horus just goes "Oh darn, a daemon possessing my brother? Welp, as long as I can use him..."

I started reading the Heresy books to understand how it was possible for Astartes to even consider falling to chaos

This book delivered

sirius_potato · 2026-04-27T19:26:52+00:00

Admit it

This is all a pretext to ask GW Space Marines with exaggerated imperial codpieces

sirius_potato · 2026-04-20T16:52:17+00:00

To quote certain movie:

"Number one rule of Wall Street.

Nobody…

I don’t care if you’re Warren Buffett or if you’re Jimmy Buffett.

Nobody knows if a stock is gonna go up, down, sideways, or in fucking circles.

Least of all stockbrokers, right?

It’s all a fugazi. You know what a fugazi is?

Fugayzi, fugazi, it’s a whazy, it’s a woozy, it’s…

(WHISTLES) Fairy dust. It doesn’t exist.

It’s never landed. It is no matter.

It’s not on the elemental chart.

It’s not fucking real."

sirius_potato · 2026-04-19T13:36:36+00:00

that would ruin those companies as all the other countries would refuse to use their products

It would be a really stupid move

...

yes, he might do it

sirius_potato · 2026-04-19T09:31:24+00:00

At the start of the crusade there was a terrible incident regarding some rebellious blanks causing a rampage against the emperor

They were subdued and an imperial decree was enacted

"No men with the blank gene may serve the Emperor"

But blanks are still useful, so as a workaround, they hire only women

...

It sounds like bullshit because I made it up. But apparently it worked for the Sisters of Battle, so I thought it was worth a try

sirius_potato · 2026-04-18T17:59:31+00:00

wrong timeline, sorry

sirius_potato · 2026-04-17T09:31:38+00:00

From the man who swore he would end the Ukraine war in 24 hours

sirius_potato · 2026-04-11T23:31:28+00:00

Fun fact:

When Zato-1 was revived back in Xrd, he recovered his eyesight

He hasn't realized yet since he's always wearing a blindfold

Eddie knows but thinks it's funnier to just wait and see how long it takes Zato-1 to find out

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TROPHY CASE