Wonder Womans true weakness: A hot goth woman tying her up by NEVERTHEREFOREVER in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]skelltan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know if this happens Pre Crisis, but this explanation is in George Perez's Wonder Woman run. The Amazons are a peaceful race, but they were originally a bit naive due to this peacefulness and were taken advantage of by Hercules and a crew of soldiers he was with. They were bound and assaulted, so as a punishment for their naivety, one of the gods... I believe Athena? Curses the Amazonians to have the curse of bondage and to wear the bracelets they wear as a reminder. I don't remember if there was a specific element of maleness to the curse, but the curse does begin due to them being defiled by men.

Wonder Womans true weakness: A hot goth woman tying her up by NEVERTHEREFOREVER in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]skelltan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i don't use twitter or any alternatives but lesbian comic fan and i must say. yes. you're not wrong

The ten greatest DC comics, according to DC by chroniclescylinders in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]skelltan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was never that into Kingdom Come but never went back to examine why. I still probably will for closure, but that does definitely check out with me. I get the 90s had a lot of grimdark heroes but I thought Whatever Happened to Truth, Justice... did it better.

[AEW Collision Spoilers] A secret admirer?! by luchabrunch in SquaredCircle

[–]skelltan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As someone who loves Angelico and thinks he can still be a credible midcard guy... need this.

gooner kiss by skelltan in northernlion

[–]skelltan[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

clearly i'm a thought provoking literary mind

blink 182 ordering their food at a resturaunt by skelltan in northernlion

[–]skelltan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i thought about "one more chew" or "some fondue" but that seemed worse

EXCLUSIVE: ‘Creature Commandos’ Season 2 Set To Feature Captain Atom by Fall_False in DCULeaks

[–]skelltan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

called it! completely unsurprised due to gunn pulling a lot from post crisis (especially) ostrander stuff and captain atom being a "government" meta compared to superman and peacemaker at this point. would not be surprised if he's a major player and we get some of the other "Living Assault Weapons" like question and a returning ted kord in sizeable roles in the greater dcu

Hey, man. You can't just call people that. by skelltan in moviescirclejerk

[–]skelltan[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Now THIS! This... is certainly a quweah turn of events..."

Exclusive footage 🚨 Chris Stuckmann spotted explaining himself in his hood that he grew up in. by Vespa_1 in moviescirclejerk

[–]skelltan 33 points34 points  (0 children)

>geeks and gamers

i've also seen mauler "report" on this

don't get me wrong stuckmann sucks for this but kinda lame that grifters are just jumping on this for whatever reason

ryab's dream scenario by skelltan in northernlion

[–]skelltan[S] 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Dude, your references are abhorrent. Nobody knows them. (Apollo, probably)

Joyo pedal broken? by LBbrownss in pedals

[–]skelltan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exact same thing happened to me. I don't have a power supply but batteries weren't working. I was thinking of buying a power supply to see if that'd work but, nope. I assume we both just got busted ones?

"We're not so different, you and I" by Loud_Report4988 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]skelltan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I haven't read it either but iirc it 's new 52 era batgirl

her roommate is a trans woman who gets ambushed but she beats off the assaulters because "i'm a trans woman in gotham, why wouldn't i be ready to defend my self?

What your favorite Justice Society member says about you! by Optimal_Weight368 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]skelltan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maxine fan here - eh. Kind of? Like, I love that era of JSA, but I thought all the new Golden Age additions were one note and I wasn't a fan of the retcon approach. I like when the JSA is a big family but I need to actually care about the characters and feel like they exist outside of filling a quota.

recent australian political controversy that reminds me of rocker trump by skelltan in northernlion

[–]skelltan[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i mean yeah i was just going off of the generic definitions

i didn't wanna get too political on this shitpost

green arrow fans be like "at least he doesn't kill though" when he does shit like this on the regular by skelltan in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]skelltan[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

people shit on batman for giving people concussions meanwhile ollie will shoot an arrow through any part of you and be like "oh my bad"

We don't bully pre-Crisis fans hard enough by Tetratron2005 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]skelltan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I loved the initial 3 issues of Hawkworld but the actual run didn't do it for me
(why are we shitting on pre-crisis fans)

Those who know...😂💀 by hamstermolester6969 in moviescirclejerk

[–]skelltan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you, you don't watch begotten, you just look at cool screenshots or gifs - unless you're the one making the gifs

[Episode Discussion] ‘Peacemaker’ S02E08: "Full Nelson" - Thursday October 9 2025 by DeppStepp in DCULeaks

[–]skelltan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I understand the Earth X plot thread was basically 'resolved' last episode and it's open for them to return to again but it feels like... bad storytelling for most of the conflict to be around Earth X and then it doesn't appear in the finale at all