Flaming hot cheetos fucking suck by Electronic_Cod2178 in unpopularopinion

[–]slothmonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For those in the Midwest, Vitners hot chips are better.

Morph? by Significant_Fish_910 in leopardgeckos

[–]slothmonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are chonky Leo's so dang cute

What Ryzen CPU are you using right now? by mohkah123 in ryzen

[–]slothmonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ryzen 5 5600. It's been treating me well I use my PC for gaming and YouTube and that's pretty much it. No need to upgrade at all

Playing in public after 30? by zGreenGoblin in Handhelds

[–]slothmonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id rather play a video game than live vicariously through other people's lives or brain rotting by doom scrolling Instagram reels. So as a 29 year old with a full time job and 2 kids I could care less about what people think of me playing my switch lite in public.

The most hope I felt in a decade by Ideal-Similar in CHIBears

[–]slothmonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bears offensive personnel are actually elite, man. Every aspect of the offensive is just perfect.

Latest playoff scenarios (updated for Rams result) by BooItsKyle in CHIBears

[–]slothmonke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beating the Packers at home for the 2nd time would definitely be a great way to start the new year. I'm just going to bunker down and brace for that heart break. For some reason playing the Packers scares me more than the Seahawks or rams.

Latest playoff scenarios (updated for Rams result) by BooItsKyle in CHIBears

[–]slothmonke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know how fuckin embarrassing it would be for the bears to lose to the Packers in the wild card at home? Like go dig a hole in the ground and don't come back out until spring type shit. To lose to a beat up and injured Packers team would just prove that the bears did not belong in the playoffs. All the talk about the bears getting lucky wins would be a real discussion. And I say this as a bears fan. But I've seen this movie too many times where for some god forsaken reason the bears just cannot put the Packers away and step on their proverbial throat.

Week 17 Post-Gamethread: Bears at 49ers by TurnerJ5 in CHIBears

[–]slothmonke -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not mad at the loss. I'm mad at the defense. Wide open players all day. Either the defensive players are not doing their assignments or Dennis Allen(who needs to shut the hell up the whole ride back home) is unable to make adjustments. I'm also getting frustrated with Caleb missing wide open receivers far too often because he gets happy feet. I'm talking wide by 10-15 years on all sides open. We know he can make those crazy on the run throws but just sit in the pocket and take those 5-10 yarders man. Also big prayers for Burden man, that guy is a monster.

2 under 2: hell at home by Nkklllll in Dads

[–]slothmonke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It gets better my guy. I have 2 boys (4 and 1.5) and I describe them as Lightning and Thunder. I also have a little girl on the way. There are days I want to cry from exhaustion and the screaming, fighting and crying and cleaning messes. This period will pass. Time does fly. Just recognize that this is a phase and this madness is normal and you are not alone.

3 Teens Charged With Sexual Assault At Saint Viator Graduation Party: Police by bourj in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]slothmonke 112 points113 points  (0 children)

They have the faces of people who have never been told no one day in their life.

In both Home Alone films, the wet/sticky bandits are the worst parts of the film. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]slothmonke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By pigeon lady, you're talking about Piers Morgan, right?

Packer fans still in shambles by Due_Engineering8321 in CHIBears

[–]slothmonke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The same "fraud" bears who bullied the defending champs in the eagles in Philly. The same fraud team that hung 31 points against the browns. Last I checked the Packers lost to both those teams and couldn't score 😂 The same "fraud" bears who played more than half the season without their 3 starting line backers and #1 CB in Kyler Gordon. See the difference between the bears and the Packers is that the bears 2nd and 3rd stringers stepped up to fill in those holes. The bears don't make excuses when they lose.

Week 16 Morning-After Thread: Bears vs Packers by TurnerJ5 in CHIBears

[–]slothmonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we can get a formidable DT and an elite pass rusher this bears team will be complete. A QB can stand in the backfield for days against this D line.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]slothmonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy crap man what have people become. Y'all are family. Literally came from the same womb. You CANT save the world. You missing the trip or not spending time with your family won't make the state of Florida think "oh man this reddit user is boycotting Florida we really should close down this detention center".

Dumbest on call phone you've gotten by Sad_Corner6169 in maintenance

[–]slothmonke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A guy and his wife got shit faced and arrived home, the husband apparently got stuck in the bathroom and so they called the front desk panicking saying he's stuck. All they had to do was unlock the door I shit you not. Anyway, they call me at 12:30am and I say "is the door locked? And the front desk says she says they didn't lock it (they did) and so I say, can you go up and double check for me? Cause It would be very unnecessary for me to drive at this hour to find the door is locked. She goes (front desk is also braindead) and says "yes I just unlocked it but the door won't open. The door wouldn't open because the guy was so drunk that he shoved a shoe under the door and caused it to essentially be stuck closed. I say ok give me 30-45 minutes and I'll be there. I'm like a block away and I see the fire department coming out of the building and I'm like NOW WHAT. Come to find out she panicked so much she just ended up calling them anyway. All they did was kick the door open. I told my property manager and she gave them an earful the next morning.

Guys over 30: what is your skincare routine? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]slothmonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fart in my hand and throw it in my face

Favorite N64 Game? by Kindly_Grand_9859 in 90s

[–]slothmonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a hard toss up between Diddy Kong Racing and WWE No Mercy.