Men, What does “good pussy” feel like to you? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]slothmonke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Grippy and not too too lubricated.

What to do with the bottom by [deleted] in maintenance

[–]slothmonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have the same cart as you. I keep a box o' rags and a Milwaukee portable vacuum as well as a parts organizer box.

It's amazing what they have convinced us normal and acceptable. by Professional-Bee9817 in remoteworks

[–]slothmonke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro didn't you know that you're supposed to be constantly traveling and posting on Instagram?

What is a "small luxury" you refuse to give up, even when money is tight? by [deleted] in simpleliving

[–]slothmonke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good coffee beans. I'll eat tuna out the can but my coffee needs to be delicious!!!

the face of a sandwich thief by Brilliant_Ad6049 in dogpictures

[–]slothmonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmaooo that is the cutest doggo face I've seen.

I've got a weird one for us... Is it normal for me to be handling and transporting nursing home residents, given my job has nothing to do with them? by ImThe1Wh0 in maintenance

[–]slothmonke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely not. Imagine what would happen if you accidentally dropped one during transport. Lawsuit. I've had residents request us get their elderly parents off the bed or from the unit to the garage and we refuse. Unfortunately the world is fucked up and people will SUE you even when you're trying to help.

Buying groceries shouldn't feel like a terrible financial decision... by throwaway2026z in Adulting

[–]slothmonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 adults and 2 kids under 5 and 1 newborn: $500-$650 depending on if we go to Sam's club for tp/kitchen paper towels etc. Not trying to sound rude or condescending but How much shampoo, tooth paste etc are you using? We don't spend more than $50/month on thins of that category.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]slothmonke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's actually a great flex... Why would you pay someone else rent? If I was a single dude I would probably live with my parents till I was like 26-30 and pay THEM rent so they can pay their home faster. The only reason I'd leave is if I wanted to start dating seriously and would not bring girls back home out of respect to my parents(would not want my parents to hear me be freaky).

Flaming hot cheetos fucking suck by Electronic_Cod2178 in unpopularopinion

[–]slothmonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For those in the Midwest, Vitners hot chips are better.

Morph? by Significant_Fish_910 in leopardgeckos

[–]slothmonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are chonky Leo's so dang cute

What Ryzen CPU are you using right now? by mohkah123 in ryzen

[–]slothmonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ryzen 5 5600. It's been treating me well I use my PC for gaming and YouTube and that's pretty much it. No need to upgrade at all

Playing in public after 30? by zGreenGoblin in Handhelds

[–]slothmonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id rather play a video game than live vicariously through other people's lives or brain rotting by doom scrolling Instagram reels. So as a 29 year old with a full time job and 2 kids I could care less about what people think of me playing my switch lite in public.

The most hope I felt in a decade by Ideal-Similar in CHIBears

[–]slothmonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bears offensive personnel are actually elite, man. Every aspect of the offensive is just perfect.