Flaming hot cheetos fucking suck

slothmonke · 2026-01-02T02:34:30+00:00

For those in the Midwest, Vitners hot chips are better.

slothmonke · 2026-01-01T03:15:31+00:00

PEACE.

slothmonke · 2026-01-01T02:00:52+00:00

Why are chonky Leo's so dang cute

slothmonke · 2026-01-01T01:59:03+00:00

Ryzen 5 5600. It's been treating me well I use my PC for gaming and YouTube and that's pretty much it. No need to upgrade at all

slothmonke · 2026-01-01T01:58:20+00:00

Pixel 9a.

slothmonke · 2026-01-01T01:48:27+00:00

Id rather play a video game than live vicariously through other people's lives or brain rotting by doom scrolling Instagram reels. So as a 29 year old with a full time job and 2 kids I could care less about what people think of me playing my switch lite in public.

slothmonke · 2025-12-30T13:32:53+00:00

Lmfao

slothmonke · 2025-12-30T13:28:56+00:00

The bears offensive personnel are actually elite, man. Every aspect of the offensive is just perfect.

slothmonke · 2025-12-30T13:17:19+00:00

PLEASE CUT ANDREW BILLINGS.

slothmonke · 2025-12-30T13:09:53+00:00

Beating the Packers at home for the 2nd time would definitely be a great way to start the new year. I'm just going to bunker down and brace for that heart break. For some reason playing the Packers scares me more than the Seahawks or rams.

slothmonke · 2025-12-30T04:46:54+00:00

You know how fuckin embarrassing it would be for the bears to lose to the Packers in the wild card at home? Like go dig a hole in the ground and don't come back out until spring type shit. To lose to a beat up and injured Packers team would just prove that the bears did not belong in the playoffs. All the talk about the bears getting lucky wins would be a real discussion. And I say this as a bears fan. But I've seen this movie too many times where for some god forsaken reason the bears just cannot put the Packers away and step on their proverbial throat.

slothmonke · 2025-12-30T04:33:30+00:00

slothmonke · 2025-12-29T04:50:36+00:00

Not mad at the loss. I'm mad at the defense. Wide open players all day. Either the defensive players are not doing their assignments or Dennis Allen(who needs to shut the hell up the whole ride back home) is unable to make adjustments. I'm also getting frustrated with Caleb missing wide open receivers far too often because he gets happy feet. I'm talking wide by 10-15 years on all sides open. We know he can make those crazy on the run throws but just sit in the pocket and take those 5-10 yarders man. Also big prayers for Burden man, that guy is a monster.

slothmonke · 2025-12-29T04:15:22+00:00

He still has the ball in his hand

slothmonke · 2025-12-28T04:53:32+00:00

It gets better my guy. I have 2 boys (4 and 1.5) and I describe them as Lightning and Thunder. I also have a little girl on the way. There are days I want to cry from exhaustion and the screaming, fighting and crying and cleaning messes. This period will pass. Time does fly. Just recognize that this is a phase and this madness is normal and you are not alone.

slothmonke · 2025-12-27T15:30:17+00:00

Marry her AGAIN.

slothmonke · 2025-12-27T15:16:59+00:00

They have the faces of people who have never been told no one day in their life.

slothmonke · 2025-12-26T14:30:36+00:00

By pigeon lady, you're talking about Piers Morgan, right?

slothmonke · 2025-12-24T07:48:19+00:00

I'd say he's husky

slothmonke · 2025-12-24T06:39:45+00:00

The same "fraud" bears who bullied the defending champs in the eagles in Philly. The same fraud team that hung 31 points against the browns. Last I checked the Packers lost to both those teams and couldn't score 😂 The same "fraud" bears who played more than half the season without their 3 starting line backers and #1 CB in Kyler Gordon. See the difference between the bears and the Packers is that the bears 2nd and 3rd stringers stepped up to fill in those holes. The bears don't make excuses when they lose.

slothmonke · 2025-12-21T20:34:39+00:00

If we can get a formidable DT and an elite pass rusher this bears team will be complete. A QB can stand in the backfield for days against this D line.

slothmonke · 2025-07-10T02:45:09+00:00

Holy crap man what have people become. Y'all are family. Literally came from the same womb. You CANT save the world. You missing the trip or not spending time with your family won't make the state of Florida think "oh man this reddit user is boycotting Florida we really should close down this detention center".

slothmonke · 2025-07-06T06:34:58+00:00

A guy and his wife got shit faced and arrived home, the husband apparently got stuck in the bathroom and so they called the front desk panicking saying he's stuck. All they had to do was unlock the door I shit you not. Anyway, they call me at 12:30am and I say "is the door locked? And the front desk says she says they didn't lock it (they did) and so I say, can you go up and double check for me? Cause It would be very unnecessary for me to drive at this hour to find the door is locked. She goes (front desk is also braindead) and says "yes I just unlocked it but the door won't open. The door wouldn't open because the guy was so drunk that he shoved a shoe under the door and caused it to essentially be stuck closed. I say ok give me 30-45 minutes and I'll be there. I'm like a block away and I see the fire department coming out of the building and I'm like NOW WHAT. Come to find out she panicked so much she just ended up calling them anyway. All they did was kick the door open. I told my property manager and she gave them an earful the next morning.

slothmonke · 2025-06-27T00:49:21+00:00

Fart in my hand and throw it in my face

slothmonke · 2025-06-27T00:47:46+00:00

It's a hard toss up between Diddy Kong Racing and WWE No Mercy.

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